Lucidshift

William: Consider why you have an abstract inventory, in a material world probably abiding by the conservation of mass. Unless you just put a hot ham sandwich in your pocket, in which case you're a monster.



Oh no, even tough having a reality-warping inventory sounds fun, in reality you're just very stacked on pockets.
And you made sure to wrap that sandwich in some greaseproof paper in order not to grease your utmost prized posession that are your five-pocketed overalls.

>Chat with your friends about your perfect sandwich.

William: Examine portable computational device for any recent messages from online contacts.




You turn on your Laptop and open Pesterchum, seems like one of your pals is online!

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YoungInhuman began pestering ResonanceCascata

RC: hey will bill

RC: how u doin

YI: Oh, hey, I'm doing just fine, just made the tastiest sandwich and I was very happy with how it turned out :))

YI: You?

RC: oh you know, playin games all day, not much aside from that

RC: had a blast on the cs_rio map in cs 1.6, god im such a pro at capturing flags, fave gamemode <33

RC: but i know youre not much of a cs guy so imma get straight to the point

RC: after that i spent the rest of the afternoon playin tf2

YI: Now you're talking my language

RC: shoosjh

RC: shoosh* fuck

RC: so as i was sayin

RC: there i was playin normally with my funny engie man

RC: when comes a medic guy named

RC: and i kid you not

RC: fuckin 'doctor sexual intercourse'

YI: :o

RC: ikr

RC: as soon as he entered everyone lost hope almost instantly

YI: What the frick? Why?

RC: apparently hes sort of a hacker? or at least hes very good at the game

RC: he just began writing sex on the walls

RC: and he was fucking destroying people and healing his team like there was no tomorrow

YI: Did you 1v1 him?

RC: yeah but i didnt stand a chance

RC: you ever saw those minecraft baritone mods

RC: guy was just like that

RC: so after dying 12 times i got super mad and quit :)

YI: Lol, take some rest, you deserve it

YI: I'd help you take this guy down if I didn't have to do this biology assignment.

RC: damn ur right we have that dont we

RC: photosyhtesis, fuckin kreb cycle

RC: no one likes that

RC: + im sleepy as hell i think imma go to bed soon

YI: Wow, this early? I thought you were an all nighter kind of gal!

RC: yeah ur right ill probably just stay on my phone instead of yknow

RC: actually sleeping

YI: Lolllll I knew it!!!!!

RC: i cannot believe i was once again owned by the willford hipsterman

RC: god im feeling soooo embarassed

YI: >:]

RC: speakin of hipsterman dude youd fucking love portal 2, especially the middle of the game

YI: Whats that?

RC: weve been friends for what? 6 years now and youve never heard me say anything about portal?

RC: unbelievable

YI: I thought your favorite game was half-life.

RC: yeah but thats outside the question

RC: well

RC: not really since theyre from the same extended universe

RC: but anyway portals a game about well

RC: portals and shit, you enter a portal and come out trough another and you can move the portals around to solve tests

YI: Sounds too sciencey for me.

RC: trust me dude youd love it

RC: especially the half of the second game

RC: theres a whole vintage part youd love the aesthetics and the soundtrack

YI: Hmm maybe I'll check some gameplay later, might be worth a check

YI: But I'm gonna do this hw first.

YI: (Cant believe you made me use lol instead of laughs and now hw instead of homework)

RC: willbill, if it werent for me youd still be typing like an 17th century clerk

RC: you gotta blend in with the internet people

YI: Sigh. You're right, maybe speaking the language of the masses has its benefits.

YI: Anyway, I'm gonna try and get this done, if I find any dificulties I'll either try to look it up online or pester my sister and see if she can help me.

RC: alright dude, if you succeed

RC: pls pass me the anwers ;)

YI: Lolll RC, you're a smart girl and you know it, you can 100% do it.

YI: You can do this!!

YI: But I'll consider it anyway.

RC: thx billiam {;]

YI: Loll you dont call me that since 6th grade!

YI: But anyway, I'm better get going already, its getting late

YI: Cya!!

RC: bye bestieee

YoungInhuman ceased pestering ResonanceCascata

William: Work on homework



You spend the rest of the afternoon doing your homework, you feel kind of tired from all the reading you just had to go trough

>Billiam: Check the time, it seems it's gotten dark already.

> Billy boy: do a sick guitar riff before going to bed

>When you lie down and look up at night, are you ever scared that your bookcase could fall on you? Also, note if you have school tomorrow.

William: Check the time, it seems it's gotten dark already.



Oh wow! It's 10 pm already? You should probably go to sleep then. You do have classes tomorrow, you know.

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Take your shoes off and go to bed

William: Sleep



You go to sleep, but suddenly, you feel very much awake again, and you hear something coming from behind your pouf

William: Investigate

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Tori: Aye dude

William: Tori? You're alive!!

Tori: Yeah, and youve left me here for a while haven't you?

William: I'm sorry, the last thing I wanted to be was an absent parent to you.

Tori: Nah, you're not my dad, and don't worry, this is your first time here, isnt it?

William: Here?

Tori: Yeah, here, the dream world

Tori: Also, can you let me out already? Then we can talk over this a lot better

William: Oh, sure thing!

William: Let Tori out

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William: Tori, you can fly?!

Tori: Yeah, gotta say, beeing a bee has it's advantages, haha- sorry. 

Tori: Now let me explain

Tori: This is the dream world

Tori: And I'm supposed to guide you trough this journey, as your bee-best friend

William: Oh wow, so this really is a dream, it feels very life-like

Tori: Yeah, but we should be careful, there's a lot of monsters out there

William: M-monsters?? 

Tori: Yeah, but dont worry, not all of them are harmful, and you'll always have me to protect you and help you get stronger!!

William: Oh wow, thanks Tori!

Tori: No worries big guy

William: Now, what are we off to?

>William: PET IT PET IT PET IT

>Remember how Tori came to bee in your possession.

>William: PET IT PET IT PET IT

>Agree, pet the bee.

William: Pet Tori, it's been too long since you've last seen her

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William: Anyway, it's nice seeing you again Tori, I missed you.

Tori: ^u^

William: Remember when we first met?

Tori: I have a feeling it was in a snowy night, wasn't it?

William: Yes! Mom was knitting you in the garden because I told her I wanted a plushie, and you know how much she loves knitting.

William: I was there playing with my sister until it had started snowing, so we all had to go inside

William: And after a cozy afternoon in the lounge, you were ready!

William: After that day I couldn't sleep without you

Tori: That is, until you grew up and eventually let me fall behind your pouf! "u-u

William: Yeah... sorry for that, I thought I had lost you!

Tori: Don't worry, we'll make up for lost time, we have a lot to do!

Tori: Time works quite differently in the dream world, days here can seem like hours in the waking world.

William: Yeah, but what about all those monsters you talked about? I know you'll protect me, but you're still just a bee plushie!

Tori: Well, you're right, in that case, maybe you could try conjuring a companion to help along your jorney!

William: Seriously? How do I do that?

Tori: You should be fine by just looking at an item that you like, like an object or a poster, your conjuration should appear in no time! Choose wisely.

>G U I T A R

>Guittar

>William: Look at the capybara on your fridge.

LONGDOG

>Guitar

> A capybara could be nice

>Draw a capybara on the floor. They are friendshaped.

>Go for the capybara, it's the obvious choice.

William: Look at the capybara on your fridge.

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William: I just had the greatest idea!

Tori: What is it?

William: Come with me

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You look at the capybara magnet, and soon enough, the capybara emerges from the side of the fridge

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Tori: You have a nine top stove? Why the hell do you have a nine top stove?

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What shall her name be?

MAGALI

MAGALI

seconding, pan comes up with the best names

MAGALI

Thirding

Magali



Magali has joined your party!

Level 1
Strength: 20
Intelligence: 10
Dextterity: 7
Vitality: 8

Magali can now help you fend off monsters

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***THUD***

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William: !!!!!
Tori: What was that???

>William: You require protection, equip the pot on the stovetop as a helmet, use the lid as a shield.