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Minor Items("Apple","Clutter","Consumable","1","200","I find this fruit apeeling.","The fruiting body of a cosmopolitan tree. It's fairly generic and can be found almost anywhere in the galaxy. Can be used to make apple juice.")
("Can","Clutter","Other","1","10","Not recyclable.","It's a can. Usually used to contain a beverage or preserved food. Not intended for direct consumption by most species.")
("Candy Corn","Clutter","Consumable","1","100","Blegh!","A piece of wax coated in orange candy. Some people do not like candy corn, but it's something sugary to eat. They can be used as poor attempts at teeth.")
("Crate","Clutter","Tool","1","400","Just what I needed, a box.","Any relatively waist height box made from cardboard, wood, or more rarely plastic, and metal. A storage solution for when piles of items just don't cut it. You can also call it a box.")
("Complementary Pencil","Clutter","Tool","1","100","Take this free gift with your purchase.","An item usually handed out by sales people, and have some branding on them. Other than that its just a normal pencil.")
("Jar","Clutter","Tool","1","100","I got a jar of, oh, hmm, guess I have to put stuff in it first.","A small glass or plastic jar used for storage. While some see it as a snack storage solution others see it as a crafting project. Some fairies see them as inhumane prisons and torture devices.")
("Mortembrosian Fairy Lights","Clutter","Valuable","1","3000","A dorm room made a home.","A string of fairy lights that creates normal light until the ambient light of a room lowers to where they are the primary light source at which point they bathe the room in shimmering neon colored light. Sold online to college students, and also at any store run by a Heredoggo.")
("Rock","Clutter","Material","2","100","It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!","A bigger stone that might have some useful ore, even better at crafting weapons or tools, and a bigger face-drawn friend to hug in situations :).")
("Slime Dust","Clutter","Other","1","1","It's slime dust.","Dust from a slime.")
("Soupii","Clutter","Consumable","1","400","C'mon, we need to find a better galactic name for it, before they start mashing 'Coffee' and 'Soup' together.","A cup or bowl of the beloved beverage/entree of budryfts that hate their sleep schedule, it is a kind of soup that uses soupii bark as a main ingredient. There are numerous varieties varying in composition, preparation, and serving, but the most common is fish broth and ground up water lettuce, boiled with soupii bark that is removed before serving.")
("Stone","Clutter","Material","1","10","A common stone. What else would you expect?","A piece of solid dirt that can be used to craft primitive tools if stranded on a hostile planet, throw it at enemies or smash their skulls open with one, or draw a face on them and get a new pet.")
("Amplicone","Common","Tool","1","1000","And you didn't call it a megaphone because...?","A conical audio amplification device used to carry one's voice over a crowd, to ensure everyone can hear them.")
("Ancient Coin","Common","Valuable","1","500","Barely worth it's weight in whatever-the-heck-its-made-of.","An old coin from some pre-spaceflight civilization. While no longer in circulation, and largely considered worthless outside the value of it's metals, some collectors hold it to greater value. Not much greater, but still.")
("Appendage Hook","Common","Wearable","1","100","YAAAARRRRRR!","A multipurpose hook that can be used in a missing grasping organ to give some utility to the stump instead of regenerating. Popular among many limbed species and pirates.")
("Apple Juice","Common","Consumable","1","400","It kinda looks like pee.","Made with apples, this golden liquid has been praised for a wonderful juice. Drinking one can raise one's morale very slightly.")
("Bat","Common","Weapon","1","1000","Thank goodness this isn't the living kind.","A cylinder made out of either scrap metal or wood, it can be used as a melee weapon.")
("Beecola","Common","Consumable","1","500","Made from 100% Real Bees!","A decidedly unpleasant soft-drink made of the pureed remains of bees, and possibly apidee. It tastes horrible, but it does give a real buzz.")
("Blackboard","Common","Tool","1","500","It doesn't come in green.","A handheld blackboard used to write messages, doodle pictures, make horrible screeching noises. It *can* do it all.")
("Bob","Common","Consumable","3","1400","Hello Bob, Bob, Bob, Michael and Bob.","It's a common, highly boring and nice generic! It's consumable but I'm sure this is very illegal on most planets.")
("Calculator","Common","Tool","1","500","Hey, look what happens if you type 8008!","A normal calculator, can be used for simple math problems.")
("Cheap Glasses","Common","Wearable","1","1000","Better vision at a better price.","These glasses are common in '1000p Stores' across the universe, and optometrists warn against using them for long periods of time. Corrects vision but causes headaches if worn for too long.")
("Dog Whistle","Common","Tool","1","1000","Somewhere a dog is crying.","A small whistle that is silent to most species, but to species and fauna with superior hearing ability, it makes a loud, unbearable, whining noise. Use with care.")
("Face Mask","Common","Consumable","1","250","All your cares are floating away, aaah~","Viewed as an instrumental part of any self-care regimen the face mask is commonly sold at grocery and convenience stores. Some species complain about them being intended for those without fur or scales, but alternative versions exist. Always read the packaging to make sure it isn't toxic or damaging for you to use.")
("Fishing Rod","Common","Tool","1","1500","It's so entrancing... uvu","A stick with a line and a hook used to capture water-based fauna by baiting prey into biting the hook and reeling it out of the water. It can also be used to distract non intelligent fauna and, for some reason, everything related to rats.")
("Heat Ray Blaster","Common","Weapon","1","4000","Just cook any enemy!","This weapon is callable of firing a stream of heat to harm. One of the most common throughout the universe.")
("Honeyade","Common","Consumable","1","1200","Made by 100% Real Bees.","A soft drink made of honey and water. Apidarian water. In fact it might just be water from Apidaria, people are unsure. At any rate, it's sweet and healthier than most soft-drinks.")
("Inflatable Datos Ball","Common","Other","1","500","Finally! - Many datos in the universe","This beachball has the same consistency and appearance as a datos swarm, an attempt to make people to stop kicking at them. They're either loved, or despised because people 'prefer the real thing'.")
("Infinity Cooking Glove","Common","Wearable","1","1500","Fun, isn't it?","Plasteel golden gauntlet with inbuilt radiators to heat food. A fancy cook's tool. It can be used as a weapon.")
("Jar of Food Yeast","Common","Consumable","1","1000","It has no taste, but will keep you from starving.","A jar containing a fungus used to make generic rations. Unlike rations, the jar can be filled with other rations to make more yeast, making the equivalent of two generic rations for each other ration type. It takes a full day to convert the ration into fungus.")
("Knife","Common","Tool","1","300","Stab stab stab.","A small bladed tool mostly used to facilitate consumption, although it can be used as a short range weapon.")
("Magic Kit","Common","Other","4","1000","I'm a magician~*","An all-in-one kit containing everything one needs to practice the dark arts of stage show wizardry, including, but not limited to: a set of playing cards, various napkins, coins, and "magic" wand.")
("Mask","Common","Wearable","1","2000","A regular mask.","A white ceramic mask with minimal facial features, like a notail's. It has mini cameras and a screen inside to allow sight. It nulifies any charisma decreasing traits related to the face, but if the camera or screen breaks the user will be blinded until they take it off.")
("Molding Clay","Common","Material","1","500","A piece of primitive building material, a must have if stranded.","This lump of clay can be modeled into various items if enough are clumped together and then hardened The items made by this are significantly more fragile than most, and may only have 2 uses or less. They also can be left unseated to play with them, lifting morale by +5. Sometimes the clay may harden if placed near fire.")
("Neo Idol","Common","Valuable","1","2000","Always have an effigy of what you have to hate ;-] -N-Class Notail","A small sature made of a nondescript precious metal of a dark aligator. Represents the Limbo god known as the Neo.")
("Portable Electrolyzer","Common","Tool","1","10,000","One of the most important machines a explorator should bring.","This machine can use electrolysis to convert compounds into their primary materials for their use. An example would be using water to get breathable oxygen and hydrogen fuel. A must have for galactic exploration.")
("Quad Drone","Common","Robot","1","5000","Watch out for that duck!","A multipurpose quadcopter drone that can be used in many situations and has a lot of customizations. (Customizations not included.)")
("Radiation Suit","Common","Wearable","1","2500","I work with radioactivity all day - And it doesn't give you superpowers.","A baggy suit with a glass mask that when weared, it automatically adapts to the wearer's body. It's used to prevent radiation. All mutation-enducing circumstances get nullified.")
("Remote Servant - Pawn","Common","Robot","4","18,000","Double the hands, double the eyes, half the everything else.","A drone controlled remotely via a module attached to a richife's core implant, pawn-class models specialize in being easy and simple to control, to the point that one richife can control two of them with as much effort as most other classes of drone. However, the simpler mechanisms result in smaller units, with less performance all around, and less still as most pawn-class remote servants are sold in two packs at the same price as most other classes of drone, making them cheaper still. More so than other remote servants, these models are usually rather flimsy, most of the durability going towards two cores. Repairs are easier though, only needing one unit of scrap metal, one unit of wiring, and a connection to the core for repair assistance.")
("Sauced Spaghetti","Common","Consumable","1","1000","Delicious!","A generic carbohydrate bundle shaped like long ropes and boiled, sauced. Eating some with someone will increase morale and may help the consumers understand and/or seduce each other.")
("Scythe","Common","Weapon","1","2000","Why the hell do you want this when you have robots to collect the crops?","A long stick with a crescent shaped large blade at the top. It used to be used to cull crops, but it's usually used to cull enemies.")
("Sickle","Common","Tool","1","1000","Why would you STILL use this when robots do your job?","A bladed tool with the shape of a crescent, it was used to harvest fields by ancient civilizations before the invention of automation. They can still be used as weapons though.")
("Sword","Common","Weapon","1","3000","Slice and dice!","This bladed weapon has been used since ancient times in order to harm. Almost any civilization has variations of this cosmopolitan instrument.")
("True Planet Stories","Common","Consumable","1","599","I AM A YOUNG 19 YEAR OLD SHORE-AFTIK AND I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT I SAW THAT NIGHT-","A local-legend based periodical available in most systems. This smart-book downloads it's contents based on the owner's current planet from a library of fan-submitted testimonials. Story submitters tend to get a reward based on story quality or profitability. Mostly giftcards. Critics state the contents only aggravate current social issues via poorly curated contents, but some enjoy reading this.")
("Virtual Pet","Common","Other","1","1000","Your very own pet without the mess!","A common toy for children in the universe, and is infamously demanding.")
("Warhammer","Common","Weapon","2","2000","I need to clobbah dat there enemy!","An abnormally large hammer made out of either scrap metal or wood, it's mostly used as a heavy melee weapon. Not really fast, and only strong characters can wield it, but it packs a hell of a punch!")
("Waste Shrimp","Common","Living","1","1250","WHO ATE THE FREKING PIZZA?","A small crustacean that will eat anything edible by carbon based lifeforms. Do not let it near a fridge, it won't stop. Can be eaten in case of hunger, but it tastes like trash.")
("Watergun","Common","Weapon","1","100","Pew pew!","This gun shoots water. Mostly ineffective, it can be used to party or against fire based beings.")
("Whiteboard","Common","Tool","1","750","Comes with free dry-erase marker and eraser.","A handheld whiteboard used to write messages, doodle pictures, and not spread chalk dust everywhere.")
("Wood","Common","Material","1","100","If someone makes a woody joke I swear...","An ancient material harvested from trees, or unfortunate tree-folk. While technological development has largely outmoded it's use in large scale affairs, some people still prefer the qualities of genuine wood.")
("Zap Pistol","Common","Weapon","1","3000","Just zap any enemy!","A small and short range weapon, this gun fires an electric discharge at different intensities.")
("Alien Fur","Uncommon","Material","1","3000","The fur of a mammalian.","The skinned skin of a mamal-like creature, it can be used to make primitive coats or sold at a high price in the market.")
("Calculotron","Uncommon","Robot","8","10,000","Hello. I am Calculotron. Behold my 8-0-0-8-1-3-2.","A sophisticated yet un-sapient robot with a boxy frame and a screen on its chest. Designed for the sole and exclusive purpose of solving complex math equations, and delivering the results with a "charming" exuberance.")
("Clockspec Pen","Uncommon","Tool","1","6500","Why panic when you can do a simple check instead?","A wireless pen that is connected to a briefcase sized computer. It functions as a mass spectrometer to identify samples or patient tissues as being infected with clockwork. A joint effort between Q and S-classes, and was marketed by the T-classes. There was a single costly brand, but this valuable tool soon was made by a variety of manufacturers. Some PSAs still circulate with warnings about the pen only detecting clockwork samples rather than what any illnesses present and requiring the pen to touch the sample to detect it.")
("Colander","Uncommon","Wearable","1","500","What do you mean this is cookware?","A perforated bowl "traditionally" used to strain liquids from food, but can also be used as a helmet.")
("Compliance Collar","Uncommon","Wearable","1","15,000","Non-compliant Employees? Let's fix that with an controlled shock!","A mechanically sophisticated collar designed to ensure compliance in the wearer via a variable setting electrical shock, controlled by an included remote, or via a not included console.")
("CryoBlaster","Uncommon","Weapon","1","4000","Freeze!","This variant of blaster shoots hypercooled gas previously under high pressure, freezing anything the gas touches. Basically a weaponized refrigerator.")
("Cryosword","Uncommon","Weapon","1","3000","Frosty.","This weapon has an extremely cold chemical going through the blade, and it gives the sword a characteristic frosted look. It can freeze whatever it slices through.")
("Dart Gun","Uncommon","Weapon","1","3000","The humane assassin's weapon of choice.","A rifle designed to fire a number of chemical darts, popular among assassins and animal control for vastly different reasons.")
("Dumb Rabbit","Uncommon","Robot","1","750","RABBIT SOUNDS. RABBIT SOUNDS. I'M REAL RABBIT.","A beta version of the smart rabbit, this ground-based drone does not look very realistic, nor does it have much memory capacity for recording. It can only store 20 minutes of 128 kbps audio or 5 minutes of 360p video, which is recorded over on its constant recording loop if not intercepted. This model is more common than the smart rabbit since its schematics were leaked by hackers and made open-source. However, it isn't commonly produced due to its uselessness. A common bug with the software is that some malfunctioning and aging units will say nothing but the word "skin" repeatedly.")
("Explosive Collar","Uncommon","Wearable","1","5000","Want me to blow your mind?!?","A mechanically sophisticated collar filled with a series of small explosives. Typically triggered remotely via the included remote, but can be set to activate if the wearer leaves a certain area, or attempts to tamper with the collar improperly. Handle with care.")
("Gnosis Tail","Uncommon","Wearable","1","1000","A tale for the ages.","It's a soft cloth tail stitched on the gnosis. Colours, length and shape vary, but they're always soft to the touch. Strangely, there's no stuffing inside, or anything to support it moving around. How gnosis use their tail to hold books and items is a mystery.")
("Graphing Calculator","Uncommon","Tool","1","8000","Hey, look what happens if you type 2nd Alpha Apps 7 7 Apps!","A more advanced calculator, appropriate for more technical math problems, as well as plotting functions")
("Grapple Gun","Uncommon","Tool","2","8000","Now you too, can climb anything.","A rifle sized cannon designed to shoot a grappling hook. By default it utilizes a classic four-pronged grapnel with 60 feet of cable, but it's designed to utilize multiple grapple types, such as a magnetic grapple, or the quirky "smart" grapple, and has an expandable cable drum.")
("Gun","Uncommon","Weapon","1","2000","Pow!","A weapon that shoots projectiles at high speed with a recoil. Fairly basic.")
("Heart's Day Cupcake","Uncommon","Consumable","1","500","For the one I hold dear.","A cupcake given to someone anonmously. It's decorated with a small heart, and tastes like someone put too much sugar in it. It's attached with a poem that the sender presumably wrote. Whoever received this probably feels a little shocked and felt a little better.")
("Icon of the Trinimommies","Uncommon","Wearable","1","1800","Some people ain't got no mommies but we got *Three* mommies and that's why we're blessed.","A simple religious necklace consisting of a chain and a medallion consisting of a trio of triangles linked in the center by a small three-pointed star. Represents the apidee's "Three Mother Bees"")
("Katana Sword","Uncommon","Weapon","4","4000","While you explored the universe, I studied the blade.","An curved sword of "exotic" make and design, favored by "enthusiasts" of a certain sort. Probably not a cheap piece of shit.")
("Neural Whip","Uncommon","Weapon","1","4000","Hurt your enemies into submission!","This modified version of the zap pistol, the neural whip can shoot a discharge that targets only the nerves of the victim, calpable of creating pain without any physical damage. Many fauna and sentients will submit against a shot, but sometimes they only get the target enraged.")
("Painting","Uncommon","Valuable","1","1000","It's going right on the fridge sweetie.","A painting done by some artist. Seems like it's not very valuable but someone might want it on their wall.")
("Power Tie","Uncommon","Wearable","1","1000","The perfect companion while you make your power moves.","An intimidating piece of fabric traditionally worn around the neck. It improves the wearer's charisma, and makes them more intimidating, especially within a business context.")
("Pyronian Idol","Uncommon","Valuable","1","2000","There are way too many of these.","A small statue made of a nondescript precious metal of one of their deities.")
("Pyrosword","Uncommon","Weapon","1","3000","This, thing is on FIREEE!","Originally made by pyronians, this weapon can expontaniously combust, and can burn any slices. It can be used as a ranged flamethrower if the user has control over fire.")
("Ramjet & Chain","Uncommon","Weapon","2","4000","Spin, spin, SPIN I SAY!","A high tech Ball & Chain, this weapon is a tiny jet thruster with a spiked shell, and a chain attached to it. One can use it as a projectile, or grab the chain, activate the engine, and spin it into an enemy to cause greater damage. Only though with good strength can handle using it.")
("Remote Servant - Bishop","Uncommon","Robot","5","32,000","The right hand man for a right hand man.","A drone controlled remotely via a module attached to a richife's core implant, bishop-class models specialize in being a capable model for any situation, or, in other words, doesn’t specialize at all. Thus, they are usually a baseline model, a jack-of-all trades, but a master-of-none. Like most other remote servants, these models are usually easy to break, most of the durability going towards the core. Repairs are easier though, only needing two units of scrap metal, two units of wiring, and a connection to the core for repair assistance.")
("Remote Servant - Knight","Uncommon","Robot","3","36,000","Leaps tall buildings in a single flight.","A drone controlled remotely via a module attached to a richife's core implant, knight-class models specialize in mobility, which, by this point has become mostly flying, a feature not risked by most other classes of drone. Not surprising, as in trade flight, they are lighter, and can not reinforced, or loaded down by much. Like most other remote servants, these models are usually easy to break, most of the durability going towards the core. Repairs are easier though, only needing two units of scrap metal, three units of wiring, a unit of plastic, and a connection to the core for repair assistance.")
("Remote Servant - Rook","Uncommon","Robot","6","38,000","A walking wall to put between you and them.","A drone controlled remotely via a module attached to a richife's core implant, rook-class models specialize in durability, withstanding attacks that would take down most other classes of drone. Heaver armor means less mobility, as parts are geared towards heavy lifting, and away from quick moving. Unlike other remote servants, these models have more vulnerable cores, which could easily get destroyed with the chassis. Repairs are also costly, needing five units of scrap metal, two units of wiring, and a connection to the core for repair assistance.")
("Shaitan Idol","Uncommon","Valuable","1","1750","Why is it that everywhere I go to pray there's sand?","A small statue made of a nondescript precious metal of a tornado with eight quartz fangs. Old artifact of Frejynk culture that may intrest some archeologists or cultists.")
("Stinger Baster","Uncommon","Weapon","1","5500","It goes Zip-Pew!","A laser pistol designed by the apidee for the apidee. It's cute and silly design makes people mistake it for a toy, but don't be mistaken, its more dangerous than it looks.")
("Tactical Visor","Uncommon","Wearable","1","10,000","What does your tactical visor say about their power level?","A technically sophisticated visor designed to display a heads up display providing the wearer with a large variety of tactically useful data. Can also be programmed for less military applications, such as scouting, explorations, or medical examination.")
("Tesla Gloves","Uncommon","Wearable","1","3000","A way more deadly hand buzzer!","These gloves have electric current going through them, and can create small lightning to use as range weapons.")
("Triangle Shades","Uncommon","Wearable","1","1000","Believe in the Me that believes in You!","A pair of pointy shades inspired by popular entertainment from a part of the universe. Improves the wearer's charisma among people who think that sort of thing is cool.")
("Zap Bolas","Uncommon","Weapon","2","3000","Arghgrhheghghrheg!!","A bunch of lead weights with a rope connecting them creating a net. In addition, it gives an electric shock to the victim caught by it. Especially useful against animals to capture them.")
("Zap Sword","Uncommon","Weapon","1","2000","Swish, zap, zipitidab!","This bladed weapon has an electric current going through it, and it can both electrocute and slice.")
("Bacteria Incubator","Rare","Living","1","5000","Safe and sound in a Petri dish!" | "Who is Petri?" | "I absolutely have no idea.","A colony of "Laboratorius Coli" bacteria in a self incubating Petri dish. They can be programed to generate a certain organic compound which can be extracted and sold using self replicating DNA. Can also be used as biological weapons by "feeding" it poison or venom, and getting those inside of someone. Urban legend says that the original bacteria were a human disease.")
("BOOM Hammer","Rare","Weapon","8","40,000","It makes quite the impression.","A large and weighty mechanized sledgehammer that makes a sizable explosion upon impact. Use at your own peril.")
("Canopy Jar","Rare","Consumable","1","3000","Let's see what's inside...","A jar with the face of a god on the top, it's usually found in tombs. It usually contains the viscera of the dead, but it could also contain precious materials.")
("Exotic Painting","Rare","Valuable","1","30,000","In a universe this big everything is considered exotic.","A painting done by a fairly well known artist. It'll fetch a fair price at most shops, and even more to art enthusiasts.")
("Gas Blaster","Rare","Weapon","1","5000","Something smells...","This variant of the cryoblaster shoots a jet of a customizable gas. It can be used to calm down mobs with nitrose oxide or lacrimogens, or aiming to kill, such as mustard gas or chlorine. Gas must be made and loaded into the gun.")
("Gold Ore","Rare","Material","1","3000","I can't get my gold outta the rock!","A large rock with golden begins of an unknown material, probably gold. One would need a smelter to get a pure form, but there's a chance its fools gold.")
("Goo Gun","Rare","Weapon","1","3000","You know, if we set two groups of people against each other, with different colors..." "We get a lawsuit, that's what.","A gun that instead of firing bullets, fires colored goo that coats whatever it hits with a sticky coating, making it hard to move.")
("Go-Juice","Rare","Consumable","1","5000","Action!Action!Action!Action!Action!Action!","A cocktail of various performance enhancers and amphetamines that increase the user's speed and agility at the expense of their long-term health and sometimes sanity.")
("Insta-Rage","Rare","Consumable","1","4500","For that special occasion you really need to beat a bunch people to death.","Insta-rage was originally developed as a means to give disposable troops a large boost in physical strength and endurance before they perished, and as such, has highly used by morally dubious commanders in battle efforts. The main downsides, however, was that the beverage drove the consumers mind to a near uncontrollable rage, causing them to attack anything and anyone within range, often resulting in the user bashing enemy corpses to a pulp, or even causing them to attack their own allies.

Due to this drawback and several police raids on the factories that produced the substance that many deemed illegal, the company producing Insta-rage was disbanded, and the product forever halted from being produced again. While Insta-Rage may no longer be produced, occasionally cans of the beverage are found hidden in long-forgotten stashes, or sold by shifty individuals looking to make a quick point.")
("Last Resort Potion","Rare","Consumable","1","5000","This is our last hope.","This potion once consumed gives a permanent +6 points to distribute to any stats, although they must not exceed any preexisting caps. The catch is that the character that consumed the potion will die from it after an hour. Sold by some rather sketchy individuals.")
("Left in Stitches V.3 DX","Rare","Other","1","2000","Thought we burned all these.","A well-known shame of minor celebrity Xerxes, poppet romantic extraordinaire, these discs contain the full season three of the X-class romantic comedy "Left in Stitches". This season revolved around Xerxes finding the most notorious X-class members across the stars, and his many failed attempts at charming them. What makes the discs special are the inclusion of several episodes that were canned due to Xerxes usual death being unusually grotesque and/or exceedingly humiliating. Although these episodes were cut from the disks public release, several "director's cut" editions were mislabeled and accidentally sold as the regular edition, leaking the existence of these episodes to the public.")
("Liskazoo","Rare","Tool","1","1500","Why does it look like something other than a musical instrument...","An ignalisk instrument often made from glass or carved from rock. Rarely people own one with no intent to play it and tend to breath in from it instead.")
("Mayoral Sash","Rare","Wearable","1","5000","It says Mayo®.","A sash worn across the chest that marks one as the leader of their local community. Improves the wearer's charisma and grants them an aura of civic authority.")
("Memizer","Rare","Tool","1","10,000","I'm not even mad, that's impressive!","A camera attached to a very intelligent semi-AI, which can make any meme of any kind with any picture taken. Using it few times will make high quality memes and snapping a picture every minute tires the AI, creating crappy memes. It's very coveted among tweeps.")
("Vespidee Stinger","Rare","Weapon","1","4000","You did the universe a favour. Fuck vespidees.","The hand stinger of a vespidee. People will assume you have killed one and will treat you better. The stab with this weapon is slightly venomous, and will decrease the victim's morale, most of the time ending in anger.")
("Cricket Bat","Legendary","Weapon","1","100,000","What horrible events do you think humans caused with this thing?","A bat designed to play the sport known as cricket, albeit apprently only humans know how to play it, and no one is willing to ask. It can be used as a weapon, and is especially effective against heads or using balls of any kind. Because it comes from humans it's considered a horrible blessed object.")
("O-4's Mask","Legendary","Wearable","1","100,000","K, bye. :)","A white unicorn mask. The horn spirals into utter darkness. The eyes of the mask are not pitch black but displays a symbol upon it. Wearing it seems to give the user a charisma boost with those of low status but seems to annoy higher class folk. In tough times it can be flipped upside down and used as a cereal bowl.")
("Brutal Terry's Hat","One of a Kind","Wearable","1","5000","Get ye hands of my hat ya twice bedevil'd curs!","A stylish tricorne hat of the traditional piratical style. It's finely embroidered with gold filigree and features a number of exotic bird and bird-like feathers in a number of colors. Terry is *very* possessive of it.")
("Whale Puppet","One of a Kind","Other","1","1200","Whaley's real, and he's your new crewmate now.","A green whale puppet with holes in the front and back, to control the tail and the mouth, respectively. It's missing an eye, the tag's been cut off, and it appears to have been sewn together repeatedly. Can easily be used for deceptive purposes, donning a nasally voice to create a fake new crew member.")
("Adaptive Lenses","Key Item","Wearable","0","10,000","Our patented lenses let you do more than just let you see.","info")
("Towel","Key Item","Wearable","1","300","The single most useful thing in the whole Universe.","A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth; you can lie on it on sanded beaches, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on many planets; use it to sail a miniraft down rivers or sea currents; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes ; you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.")

Here ye go.
Edit: Note: I wasn't sure if I was supposed to do the Key Items part, but I did anyway.

Hey so I've been working on a web scrapper that does all this automatically off and on for a few months now, currently it can rip all the data from the entirety of the species section to json files. If you'd like I can do all the species for you.

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("Adaptive",0,"This character is more able to survive in an unfavorable environment, given time. This character is able to handle radical changes without folding under pressure.",0)
("Adventurous","[Brave]","This character will answer the call to adventure more often than not. With this trait they are more likely to run into places with more loot to be found. This character is less daunted by certain situations and morale is raised whenever they’re put in an adventurous situation. This character may have fears, but they’re willing to meet it face to face.",0)
("Always On Time","[Never Late] [Punctual]","This character will always do things at the scheduled time or when told to. Most of the time they will even be way ahead of time to make sure they don’t miss anything. This character will also encourage others around them to not be late.",0)
("Animal Communer",0,"This character is more likely to be in tune with animals. While they cannot speak “animal” they are able to understand their emotions and the animal is likely able to understand them.",0)
("Artful Dodger","[Good Dodger]","This character is a good dodger, and they will have a better chance of avoiding attacks.",0)
("Attractive","[Beautiful] [Handsome] [Sexy]","Most people find this character to be very attractive. They can charm others with their looks alone, and will often recieve special attention as a result.",0)
("Auto-Translator","[Does not need a translator]","This character can translate what a person is saying even without hearing the language before.","This trait is an aftik-only trait.")
("Body Builder","[Toned]","This character has spent their life working on themselves, being naturally muscular looking. This character can break the 10 strength cap and go up to 15.",0)
("Built-In Compass","[Orientator]","This character will always know where north is, even if there is no way to discern where north is.",0)
("Built-in Weapons","[Unnatural Weapon]","This character was born with weapons, or has fused weapons with their flesh.","This trait is for clockworks only. Any other weapon that is attached to a character is considered an item.")
("Bullet Sponge","[Laser Erasure]","This character takes reduced damage from ranged weapons.","Does not include thrown weapons like spears.")
("Calligraphy Champion",0,"This character has fantastic handwriting. Any written material they make has a professional feel and boosts the emotions felt by the piece. This can cause people to be riled up more by a call to action, or feel more calmed by a poster saying to ignore something.",0)
("Calming Presence","[Lodestone]","This character has an effect on other characters ranging from calming the aggressive and adversarial drives of other organic beings, producing a slight euphoric feeling, producing a sense of trust, or slight sedation. This works on organic beings only; [Lodestone] applies to mechanical beings.",0)
("Can Walk on Walls","Wall-Walker Sticky Feet","This character can walk on walls.",0)
("Changed","[Changed X] [Changed for the better]","This character has been changed for the statistically better. This trait is only gained when a character undergoes a major, most likely sudden change.",0)
("Charming Drunk",0,"This character will receive a small bonus in charisma when they are wasted. This does not make them any less drunk.",0)
("Charismatic",0,"This character automatically gains 10 in Charisma.","This trait is only allowed with controller traits such as Moodmeter.")
("Chic Magnet","[Stylish] [Fashionable]","This character has a sense of fashion and will get a boost in charisma when talking to other characters that like fashion.",0)
("Chick Magnet","[Bird Magnet] [Hatoful Boyfriend]","This character attracts a lot of birds to them of various shapes, sizes, and sentience levels. This character is really for the birds!",0)
("Chip Magnet","[Magnetic Attraction]","This character’s Charisma is boosted to a 10 with robots and AIs. Robots and AIs will commonly find this character attractive.",0)
("Code Talker",0,"This character is able to decipher any coded speech, writing, or just about anything else that's in code if given enough time.",0)
("Commanding","[Dominant]","This character is a natural-born leader. Crewmates and strangers alike will feel compelled to follow their command, even if they are otherwise unwilling to work together.",0)
("Compassionate","[Empathetic] [Sensitive]","This character is not only considerate of others, but is also very understanding of other's issues. This person is good at seeing things from other's points of view and seeing how people's issues would make them feel. Others may want to talk to this character about their problems as they will understand, and may feel bad for them and try to comfort them. However, their sensitive side means it may be easier to hurt this character's feelings.",0)
("Confident",0,"This character is confident in what they do and rarely ever doubts themselves or the people they believe in. They’re able to trust people and can raise the morale of people they trust.",0)
("Contortionist","[Bendy] [Ultimate Acrobat]","This character can fit themselves into small spaces and are quick on their feet. This character's agility stat goes beyond the 10 rule.",0)
("Connections","[Connections to X]","This character has some sort of important connection to someone else. These connections often times owe the character a few favors.",0)
("Cooperative","[Team Oriented]","This character does wonderfully in team situations and is always willing to follow plans. This character is almost always ready and willing to help and others rarely feel this character is dragging their feet in a team related operation.",0)
("Cunning","[Deceptive] [Trickster] [Illusionist]","This character is crafty when it comes to lying and deception, able to more easily trick others to get what they want. They may also have a knack for illusions.",0)
("Currency control",0,"This character can control the worthless paper money from the speddaris' homeworld. They do not have control over any other kind of currency.","This trait is restricted to speddaris, no other species can have this trait.")
("Cute","[Adorable]","Aww, well aren’t you just precious! People are easily endeared to this character with their puppy-like look. Their presence is often additionally capable of increasing morale for the crew, assuming they like sweet things.",0)
("Detrivore","[Can eat trash]","This character takes no penalties from eating rotten or rancid rations. In fact, it’s good for them.",0)
("Diligent","[Hard-working] [Perfectionist] [Dedicated] [Efficient]","This character is commonly hard-working and is unlikely to fail most of their tasks. This character is also careful with their work and makes less mistakes than most.",0)
("Direct","[Direct with Statements] [To the Point] [Straightforward]","This character is to the point with most things they say. Other characters appreciate this and do not lose sanity when speaking to this character no matter what is being spoken about, unless the other character has a trait that causes them to panic. Conversations with this character tend to be short.",0)
("Disciplined",0,"This character has a certain behavior or way of working. This behavior is usually helpful to their group and commonly promotes teamwork. This character is less likely to disobey commands, is less likely to lose sanity and will likely follow routine.",0)
("Durable","[Hardy] [Unbreakable] [Strong Boned]","This character is known for being very durable and hard to break.","A character with this trait may not have their Endurance stat drop below 6.")
("Eloquent Writer","[Extremely Online] [Forceful Stage Presence]","Depending on skill level, this character gets an added +1 to +5 boost to their charisma stat when communicating in a specific medium that they feel more at home in, whether through some form of the written word, online chat/discourse, charades/pantomime, or some other non-standard form of communication that they specialize in. A +1 boost would be someone who is well-trained in that medium, while a +5 is a one-in-a-million talent whose skill level has likely required some sort of significant trade-off to achieve.",0)
("Escape Artist","[Houdini]","This character will almost always manage to get out of sticky situations.",0)
("Expansive",0,"This character is capable of expanded stat performance, traits, skills and/or abilities through some sort of expansion pack system or through external adaptions. Characters with this trait usually have lower base stats if the system they use gives them a boost in stat points. Only one expansion pack with the specific abilities and stat boosts it gives may be enabled at a time. Changing from one pack to another takes one turn to complete.",0)
("Fireproof","[Fire resistant] [Immune to fire]","This character is unaffected or is affected by fire very little. This character would be able to walk into a burning house with little to no damage.",0)
("Flier","[Flight] [Aerial]","Through wings or otherwise, this character is able to fly.",0)
("Forecast","[Cloud nine] [Weathervane]","This character, whether by a naturalist's intuition or years of study, is very good at predicting the weather. They can sense the forecast in a new location just by glancing at the sky or feeling the breeze on their face. Characters with this trait will usually be prepared for all but the most extreme weather patterns.",0)
("Free Wifi","[Good Data Plan]","For some reason this character produces a fairly fast Wifi signal and gets service nearly everywhere but the middle of space.",0)
("Getaway",0,"This character always seems to slip away at the last moment. Whenever they are in a group, they automatically escape if they try.","This trait cannot be applied characters with agility under 5.")
("Get Lucky","[Good Feeling About This]","When this trait is active, this character's luck becomes 10.","This trait can only be used with an activator trait, such as [Moodmeter].")
("Goliath","[BigMcLargeHuge]","This character is bigger, stronger, and more durable than their peers by a fairly significant amount, often towering over their smaller kin. Tends to have various size related issues, such as having to duck when going through doorways and having a hard time finding equipment in their size.",0)
("Green Thumb",0,"This character is very skilled at growing all sorts of plants with little failure. Character also has a charisma and intelligence bonus when talking to, or about, plants / plant based species. Character commonly is a gardener, hobby or otherwise.",0)
("Hard Bargainer","[Cheapskate]","This character knows the tricks of the trade when it comes to haggling down prices and sniffing out good deals. When browsing through shops, items being sold may be listed for much less than they’re worth.",0)
("High Senses","[Awesome sense of X]","This character has fantastic X senses or has high senses in general.",0)
("Hot Seat","[Wheelmaster] [Cavalry]","This character is instinctively adept at the control of any vehicle or ridden creature they attempt to pilot or command, able to make maneuvers even when in stressfull situations.",0)
("Humorous","[Jokester] [Humourous]","This character likes making jokes and doing funny things. They greatly entertain others and make them laugh, raising morale.",0)
("Indestructible","[Iron-Clad]","This character's Endurance raises to 10 when this trait is active.","This trait can only be used with an activator trait, such as [Moodmeter]")
("Indomitable","[Strongman]","While this trait is active, Strength is always 10.","This trait can only be used with controlling traits like Moodmeter.")
("Inspirational",0,"This character inspires those around them to do their best! Characters will do tasks better with this character around. An inspirational speech done by this character will cause morale to go way up for a whole group.",0)
("Insulated",0,"This character is immune to extreme cold.",0)
("Inventive","[Macgyver] [Resourceful] [Creative] [Imaginative]","This character is able to easily come up with new ideas and may be able to lessen the cost for current items. In a tough situation this character is likely able to use simple items to create make-shift weapons or items.",0)
("Investment",0,"A third party has taken interest in ensuring this character succeeds. Each new planet they will be left a package from this benefactor, containing items and/or credits. In exchange, they are required to handle small errands through their travels.",0)
("Iron Stomach",0,"This character can resist or is outright immune to the harmful effects of ingested substances.",0)
("Jack of Trades","[Jack] [Wide skill range] [Multitalented]","This character knows about a lot and if the situation calls for it they are able to do many things outside of their job title with no formal education on the subject. This character will not be the best at it or particularly good but will be able to do it.",0)
("Knowledge of X","[Knows about X] [Educated about X]","This character knows a lot of info about X. This does not mean that this character can do things relating to X, only that they know the ins and outs of X.",0)
("Legal Loophole","[Technically Not Lying] [Argues Like A Lawyer]","This character is capable of confusing or arguing their case well enough to confuse most people into agreeing. Utilizes intelligence instead of charisma in appropriate situations to boost the chances of convincing the other even when they make little real sense.",0)
("Lie Detector",0,"This character is able to tell when people are lying to them much easier than others. They are more honed into visual and auditory mistakes or tics.",0)
("Logical",0,"This character is very logical about things and never jumps to assumptions if possible. They are more likely to make very educated guesses and more rational choices even if they do not agree with the choices emotionally.",0)
("Mind Control",0,"This character can control the minds of others, usually only one at a time unless trained extremely well. How powerful Mind Control is depends on the intelligence of the character, with 1 intelligence meaning the person being controlled can break away from control after a bit of struggle, and 10 meaning breaking away is a hard task. Characters with higher intelligence or willpower based traits are hard, sometimes impossible to control.","This trait can only be applied to species that have mental powers which allow mind control.")
("Mind Editor","[Memory Leak] [Mental Destroyers] [Mind Wiper]","This character has the power to either wipe, edit, or add memories to others. If the person notices that their memory has been changed they will go into great distress.","This trait can only be applied to species that have mental powers which allow mind editing. These powers are considered illegal.)
("Mind Reader",0,"This character can hear the thoughts of others. Thus they are able to perceive what someone is really thinking at any given moment, regardless of what they may say or do. This is sometimes helpful in predicting an enemy's next move.","This trait is limited to members of species with some degree of telepathy.")
("Moneymaker","[Prosperous]","Characters with this trait tend to be wealthy and successful. They are good with money and will often find ways to make themselves and their allies richer.",0)
("Motivated","[Has drive] [Determined] [Determination]","This character doesn’t lose morale as fast and commonly is passionate about what is being done. They will find a way to figure things out in even the toughest of situations. They cannot hit lower than 0 morale.",0)
("Multilingual","[Polyglot] [Bilingual]","Through usually quite a lot of research and training, this character may know two or more languages. Of course this doesn't mean they know every single language nor do they know every single word of said language.",0)
("Multitarget","[High Noon] [Two Birds, One Stone]","For whatever reason, be it due to having telekinetic powers for holding additional weapons, or having several pairs of limbs, this character can attack more than once during their turn while in combat.",0)
("Multitasker",0,"This character is able to handle doing multiple tasks at the same time, and remembering exact instructions for them. Characters with this trait will generally prefer to handle multiple things at once.",0)
("Never Panics","[DON’T PANIC] [Clear-Headed] [Calm Under Pressure] [Cool Under Pressure]","When situations come at this character, they remain calm and collected. They are able to think clearly in nearly all situations.",0)
("Never Sleeps",0,"This character will never sleep and will not have any ill effects due to lack of sleep.
Restrictions: This trait is restricted to kuppas and other species who naturally do not sleep. No other species can have this trait.",0)
("Observant","[Perceptive] [Vigilant] [Very Perceptive] [Discerning]","This character notices things far quicker than most other types of characters. They are more likely to make observations about hidden passageways or certain special objects. They overall make better judgements than others.",0)
("Optimistic","[Upbeat] [High-spirited]","This character doesn’t lose morale as fast and can never hit negative morale. No matter what the situation, this character will keep their head up high and may raise the morale of others. The optimistic trait may drain sanity if the character is in a bad situation for a long amount of time.",0)
("Organized","[Orderly] [Neat] [Tidy]","This character keeps things in order. As long as this character is around, objects are less likely to go to waste or be stolen, and if they do they will be noticed right away.",0)
("Pack Mule","[Big Pockets]","This character can carry +4 more than what their stats would normally allow.",0)
("Passionate About X",0,"The character has a strong passion for some area. They might know more about this stuff than others, or may perform better on tasks relating to this topic than someone else with equivalent traits and skills.",0)
("Persuasive","[Convincing] [Compelling]","This character not only has a way with words but people are ready and willing to listen. This trait means this character has a better chance when trying to convince a character to do a deed. Sometimes this character might even be willing to convince others to do things they'd never even consider before.",0)
("Photographic Memory","[Elephant Memory]","This character has been remembering everything since the very start of their memories. They can recall incredibly fine details from things that happened years ago and they can almost instantly memorize anything they see or witness.",0)
("Plant Communer","[Plant Charmer] [Floral Patterned]","Individual has some ability to be able to communicate with plants, and is naturally charismatic to them. Individual may have some physical quantity that denotes them as ‘floral patterned’, whether having a flower patterned attire, or birthmark, or being a plant themselves.",0)
("Polite","[Repectful]","This character is very polite. Most character may find them pleasant to talk with and will gain a sanity bonus when interacting with them.",0)
("Popular","[Makes Friends Easily]","This character is popular around others and tends to know just the right words to use in a situation. Characters are less likely to look negatively on this character and morale raises while speaking to them.",0)
("Pragmatic","[Down to Earth] [Practical]","This character is very down to earth about things and sees the universe as it is. They’re not going to sugar coat it but they’re not going to feel bad about it either. This character does not allow their judgement about situations be clouded by emotions. If they had the choice to save a single loved one and 100 people they would pick the latter.",0)
("Professional throwing","[Far tosser]","This character can throw things very far, for every point invested in strength, the faster what is thrown will go.",0)
("Produces X",0,"When content and healthy, this character produces something valuable at regular intervals. This may be a species-wide trait, for example producing silk or caffeinated blood, or a trait for an individual who likes making small toys for instance.","The product must be something capable of being stored in an inventory, like rations, fuel or materials. Depending on the end product, the character may consume pre-requisite materials.")
("Protective","[Selfless]","This character is likely to know when things are going wrong with anyone they’re protecting / anyone on their team. A protective character will defend them whenever possible. Endurance obtains a slight raise when the protective trait is active.",0)
("Prudent",0,"This character is unlikely to lose sanity in most situations, only being affected by something like a death, even then not by much.",0)
("Psychic Powers",0,"This character has a general psychic power trait which means they may have one or more psychic powers. Due to this being a general trait, most characters with it have not mastered any powers but know more than one. If they have mastered any powers, they use that as their trait.","This trait is restricted to species who are allowed to have psychic powers.")
("Quartermaster","[Trail Guide] [Local Expert]","This character is resourceful with foraging, hunting, and trading in many sectors, and are likely to share their expertise with crew members.",0)
("Quickdraw","[Gunslinger]","This character ignores agility checks on their target when using ranged weapons. They will always get the first move, regardless of how fast their opponents are.",0)
("Quick Thinker","[Good reflexes]","This character is fast to think of solutions to sudden issues, and quicker to react to danger.",0)
("Rarely Misses","[Pinpoint Operator] [Sharp aim] [Bullseye Shot]","This character almost never misses a shot. This may apply just to skills they have been trained in. For instance, a surgeon with this skill would be extremely unlikely to miss a small, precise incision that a normal surgeon might slip up on.",0)
("Respectful",0,"This character is respectful and will respect the wishes of others or at the very least will make a compromise. Many others will feel safer talking to this character after their first talk and talking to them raises sanity and morale.",0)
("Role Model","[Model Citizen] [Model X] [Symbol of X]","This character is the apex citizen/employee/etc. and etc. They're exemplary at what they do, and have a good reputation to boot, so others will typically look to them for guidance. These other characters will emulate the role model's behavior to some degree, causing a contagion of the role model's virtues.",0)
("Salesman","[Show Me the Money]","When it comes to selling things, this character knows just what to say to make quite the convincing sales pitch. Items sold by this character are likely able to fetch a hefty sum.",0)
("Schadenfreude",0,"This character enjoys it when bad things happen to other people, and will gain a boost in morale from witnessing it. They don’t try to make this happen themselves and deaths will still upset them.",0)
("Skilled at X","[Experienced at X] [Great X] [Great at X]","This character is very skilled in X, and they are better at it than the average Joe. This character has likely had X as a job before and knows the ins and outs of X.",0)
("Small Eater","[Not hungry often] [Infrequent Eater] [Rarely eats] [Low Metabolism]","This character consumes half the normal amount of rations.",0)
("Social","[Social Butterfly]","This character is more likely to start conversations with others and bring people together. If a character wishes to speak to someone in a group this character is in, this character will likely be the first one they go to.",0)
("Sound Barrier",0,"This character is immune to the effects of loud noises and enjoys a small speed bonus in deafening environments. This character likely listens to loud music for fun.",0)
("Spikes","[Quills] [Shocking] [Too Hot to Handle] [Do Not Touch]","This character has some sort of natural or built-in protective feature such as quills, spikes, exposed electricity, etc. that result in damage to those who touch that part of them without proper precaution. This feature can be temporarily (or permanently) lost based on overuse or deliberate removal.",0)
("Stealthy","[Sneaky]","This character is skilled at performing tasks without being seen or heard. They are good at avoiding detection and are much less likely to be caught doing things without permission.",0)
("Street Smart",0,"This character knows the streets very well and knows when things are going wrong. This character is also the opposite of gullible and knows all the tricks in the book, and they’ll be happy to call it out.",0)
("Sweet Scent","[Smells Good] [Come Get a Whiff of This!]","This character, whether it be by natural means or a cologne/perfume, has a scent that is appealing other to people. If the other characters(s) can smell this odor, this character will gain a slight boost in charisma.","This trait will not activate if the other party does not have any type of scent glands to smell this character with or does not have an adequately developed sense of smell.")
("Telepathy","[Telepathic]","This character can speak to other characters using telepathy. This may also mean the character is able to also hear the thoughts of the other people but this is not always the case.","This trait can only be applied to species that have mental powers which allow")
("Thick Skin","[Tough It Out] [Numb]","This character has developed a tolerance for pain, while they can still feel and recognise any pain they may experience it does not break their focus, allowing them to act uninhibited until they choose to address the issue.",0)
("Willpower","[Strong-Willed]","This character is resistant to influences of the mental variety, even those that are psychic in nature. They have a strong sense of self-control, and are more capable of fighting back if someone tries to invade their mind or otherwise manipulate them.",0)
("Xmancer","[Xmancy] [X control]","In which X equals almost anything. This character knows how to control X to their will or even summon X if needed. The power of the X depends on the character’s strength and intelligence, and how long the X lasts in their control depends on endurance.","This trait can only be applied to species that have mental powers which allow Xmancy.")
("X Slayer","[X Hunter] [X Killer]","This character is experienced in combat with X type of opponent and gains an attack bonus against them. The more specific the typing, the greater the bonus.",0)

d0ne finished it

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Spoiler("Backstabbed","100","Watch your enemies, but watch your friends more closely.","Have a current crew member kill another one on purpose.")
("Duelist","100","There's no going back now, at least not until you've spent all your money on booster packs.","Use a blessed card.")
("Iron Constitution","100","I never get sick anyways.","Touch out a disease with no medicine whatsoever.")
("All who wander","100","Are you lost too?","Meet a wanderer class fhelzo and recruit them to your crew.")
("Sign-up offer","100","That's right! 100 achievement points, just for walking in the door!","Go to Don Wilmack's Wacky House of Wares!")
("Catastrophe","100","That could have gone better","Lose five or more crew members on a single planet.")
("Ironic","100","They could save others from death, but not themself.","Have a character that has brought back at least one crew memebr from death directly cause their own death.")
("Oops","100","Nice going, mister “I totally know what I'm doing”!","Total party kill your entire crew with a mistake by someone on that crew.")
("Skip to the Good Part","100","Everything before Fortuna is just fluff.","Complete a one-planet game.")
("Meow","100","Meow Meow Meow Meowww","Have a fauna cat as your captain for more than one planet.")
("I Am Not Cute","100","It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!","Have at least half your crew killed by a creature with the [Cute] trait.")
("Open the Door","100","What lies beyond?","Go through the door on Eden.")
("Extreme Censoring","100","Do not swaer! (sic)","Have a character be killed due to them swearing.")
("Villainous fail","100","Welp, they tried.","Do something evil but have your plans backfire.")
("Not Dead Yet","100","BORN TO DIE, READY TO LIVE!","Make a character with [Final Destination] go to Fortuna")
("Elemental Convergence","100","Long ago, the five elements lived in harmony...","Get a crew consisting of each of the Naturis species to Fortuna")
("Datos League","100","Don't worry, they get used to the pain about halfway through.","Play and win a full-length, officiated game of soccer where the only balls used are datos.")
("Pan-sexual","100","Pan-dering for some goat.","Have a character have a successful romantic relationship with Pan or a Pan unit.")
("Equine Crew","100","Lots of horsin' around.","Have a Helios ship with only horse-themed crew members and fauna.")
("A Teacher's Betrayal","100","When your own teacher kills you...","Have a Helios unit kill someone they consider their student.")
("A Teacher's Vengeance","100","You should have seen this coming from a mile away.","Have Helios or a Helios unit kill someone who killed their student.")
("Hybrids!","100","So many babies!","Have an entire crew of just hybrids.")
("Continuity","100","Well this can't possibly be good.","Have an important character be possessed by Kyle Continuous.")
("LEEROY JENKINS","100","LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!","Have a character go into a battle running, screaming, and shooting, then somehow win.")
("Witch On The Lam","100","She's still a sore loser.","Discover the hiding place of Hecate v1.")
("Seeing Double","100","They were annoying enough already, and you had to make another one?","Clone a crew member")
("McFri'd","100","Why would you waste your time doing that?","Go back to the past solely to teach one of your crew's ancestors how to make fried food.")
("Visit Kivver","100","Someone actually visited Kivver?","Visit the planet Kivver.")
("Eternal Nemesis","100","Nemesis will remember this.","Make an enemy out of Nemesis v1")
("Pirate!","100","Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!","Recruit a pirate or other criminal, and then be betrayed.")
("Dead in the water","100","You did it. You went beyond the impossible. You died before you could live.","Lose Fortuna BEFORE you even get to the first planet.")
("Blast the Past","100","Oh, it's YOU again!","Kill a playable character from a past game.")
("Bummer","100","This trip was a real let down......","Do a play through where for at least 50% of the game your crew has low morale.")
("Off Course","100","It's not on the map, but whatever, let's do this!","Go to a planet that does not bring you closer to getting to Fortuna.")
("Welcome Party","100","Welcome to the universe!","Meet ten or more alien races.")
("So Much to See","100","And this is just the start.","See ten or more planets, without needing to land on them.")
("Bob","100","Yes, this is Bob","Confuse a generic into believing one of your characters is a generic.")
("X-beings","100","All psychic, all the time.","Have a crew consisting only of at least five characters with psychic powers.")
("Doomed Captain","100","! will go down with the ship.","Have the captain die on Fortuna")
("Cruelty-free Tuna","100","No pain, all the gains.","Don't get a single crew member killed at Fortuna")
("Compulsive Shipper","100","All your ships are bad.","Try to engage a crew of five or more people with at least five ship combinations. They do not need to succeed, just attempted.")
("Catasrophy","100","How did you survive?","Slay a Katasrofi bird queen on Mendac-Ium.")
("Riddle Me This","100","What makes you a terrible person the longer you play it?","Solve a riddle from Hades")
("War Was Beginning","101","Time to fight.","Start a war. Any war.")
("Rigor Mortis","120","They said it was too late.... Well, surprise.","Use necromancy on someone that died more than a year ago.")
("Be efficient","150","sssssssshBAAAAAAAHHHHHMMMM","Kill two or more combatants with one shot.")
("Slave Trader","150","A deal is a deal, and you're a horrible person.","Sell a crewmember.")
("It's Hip","150","You know what this is.","Unlock an apidee hybrid for your next game.")
("The Caesar","150","Ouch, a lot of people must hate ya!","Get stabbed 22 times without dying.")
("Unicorn Blood","150","Any mode. High difficulty","Kill a unicorn with a character who is cursing or would otherwise provoke a unicorn.")
("Bygones","150","She deserves this.","Help Hecate v1 to get over her troubles.")
("Lucky Escape","150","This is a really neat dog.","End a boss fight by distracting the boss,")
("Best vacation ever","150","¡Dios mío!","Amaze a tourist so much that they drop dead right on the spot.")

If there's anything left, I'll take em.

All 51 achievements 500-999 points are finished.

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("Perpetual Flight","500","Why land on a planet when you can just rob people who are looking for parking?","Reach Fortuna without ever landing your ship after taking off for the first time.")
("X-Aliens","500","Join the evolution.","Reach Fortuna with a crew where each member has at least one mutation.")
("Such is life","500","Is very sad but we carry on, dah? We drink in remembrance when all over.","Have a crew of five or more including one comrade all die except the comrade before arriving at Fortuna. You must win.")
("Reunion","500","It's been a while, hasn't it?","Bring the Known and Unknown together for a meeting.")
("No body but me","500","Look Ma, no hands!","Complete a three or more planet run with no physical crew, only an AI loaded directly into the ship. Loading the AI into a physical body is not allowed.")
("Hi-diddly-ho!","500","It's so nice to meet you!","Find the neighbor homeworld, Home.")
("Hi-diddly-no!","500","*Uncontrollable sobbing*","Find the neighbor homeworld, Home, and kill Mother.")
("Just Be Yourself","500","Rules are made to be broken.","Assist the generics on Tenalp with their propaganda mission, causing generic society across the universe to collapse.")
("Liver and more","500","Feelin' peckish.","Have any bird-like gen 1 kill and absorb the powers of Prometheus.")
("The third one","500","Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.","Kill every character you meet and make it to fortuna in a three or more planet run.")
("Hunger Strike","500","Man, I'd kill for a sandwich right now.","Complete a six or more planet run without ever consuming a ration. The crew must have at least three members that regularly require food.")
("No sound, nor silence","500","Finally he shut up!","Kill the Singer.")
("Timeless","500","It seems you ran out of time.","Kill the Mirage.")
("No Mercy","500","Don't you have anything better to do?","Unextinct the Enemy race and revive their war with the sea angels.")
("Pre-Ordained","500","Do you really deserve any credit?","Fulfill the [Destiny] of a character with that trait.")
("Galactic Hitchhiker","500","I always knew there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe.","Arrive to Fortuna only hitchhiking ships using someone with the [42] trait.")
("Oh Moon.","500","Shining in the night, Silvery and bright.","Achieve maximum friendship with all the moon gods.")
("Fortuna 11","500","Not everyone is ready for Space.","Win a game with a human in your crew")
("Save The World","500","I mean it's not the universe but still, good job.","Save a doomed planet from its fate.")
("Something Great","500","Was all that money spent worth it?","Assemble the cheerleader squad of Nike, Kratos, Bia, and Zelus, and witness their fabled legendary cheer.")
("Skinned Heaven","500","From dust you came, and to dust you shall never return.","Bring a Human to Earth.")
("Continuously","500","Oh stop it you're too much.","Have 343 Crew members be possessed by Kyle.")
("Revolution [French]","500","Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité!","Force a revolution among the Soothals, kill all royalty, and establish a democracy.")
("This is a Christian Game","500","That's so sweet, good job!","Complete a 6 or more planets run with no swears, blood, death or anything that a kid shouldn't see.")
("You Monster","500","Your hands are covered in oil. Monster.","Permanently kill a gen one AI, yourself.")
("Traveling Biomes","500","One biome, multiple planets.","Get an entire crew of [monobiome] species to fortuna.")
("All about the trip","500","The real Fortuna was the friends we made along the way.","Get to the Fortuna planet, then turn around and go back home without getting Fortuna.")
("Geek Con","500","Now we're starting a party!","Collect at least three Greek AIs.")
("The Evil Inside","500","That was harder than I expected.","Truly destroy a Mors or Somnus unit.")
("Rom Con","500","A group of tragically comedic characters to film a hit drama with.","Collect at least three Roman AIs.")
("Revenge","500","No one ruins your run and gets away with it, alive.","Lose a game of Fortuna. Start a new game of Fortuna. Kill the EXACT thing that made you lose last time.")
("The city sleeps","500","I've never killed a city before.","Kill the High Adjuntive of Iconix on Oerson.")
("Regicide","500","You killed *who?!*","Slay any O-Class notail.")
("Falling Sky","500","David should take notes from you.","Kill a fully-grown enlightened drakon city.")
("War for Fun and Profit","500","What's a little bit of warmongering between friends?","Start 5 wars in a single game.")
("War Stopper","500","Stop all the fighting!","Stop a war. This achievement does not apply if you kill everyone, or most of the people involved in the war. The peace must not come due to fear.")
("Cast from the Past","575","I'm kinda getting tired of this guy...","Have the same character join your crew in 3 different games.")
("Monster Mash","600","It was a graveyard smash!","Complete a fortuna run at least 5 planets long with a vampwelf, uutzi, crawler, quelan, artcuna, and vaeri. Atleast 3 of them must survive.")
("Vampiric","600","Blood for the blood god!","Have a crew consisting entirely of crewmembers with the trait [Uncontrollable Bloodthirst] get to Fortuna with at least two of them alive.")
("We the People","600","We the people, in order to establish a more perfect union, did away with those other O-classes because...honestly, they were some real jerks.","Have the O-12s vote out the other O-classes and take over notail society.")
("Ultimate Florida Man","600","Local Florida Man mounts the universe itself!","Get the [Florida Man] to the Neo and ride it.")
("My Ship Now","650","So what if this ship has thousands of "budryft rangers" on it? They can just come along for the ride.","Steal the HQ ship on Pfort Hope, and use it to get to Fortuna.")
("Short Circuit","700","What did you even do? Smash it into another planet?","Knock out all power on Elektrovox. All of it.")
("Full Xenophobic","700","Under no circumstances must the Xeno be trusted!","Army mode, get a single species crew and kill everyone who is not your species.")
("Classic Theseus","700","Is it still the same run...?","Reach Fortuna with no remaining elements from your starting crew (crew members, AIs, ships, supplies, etc) left.")
("Discontinued","700","And now it's time to burn.","Permanently kill Kyle Continuous.")
("Zodiac Killer","700","I think you should just ignore your horoscope.","Drive extinct all of the "Zodiac" species.")
("Pest Control","700","Do the universe a favor here.","Kill every notail on Eukaryote.")
("God Puncher","700","Did you just punch God in the face?","Kill a Limbo god.")
("On a Wing and a Prayer","875","Who needs repairs?","Complete a game with 8 or more planets without purchasing or taking anything from a store, or even trading items with other people.")
("AFK","950","Look, ma, no hands!","Win a game of Fortuna by doing absolutely nothing.")

If there's anything left, I'll take em.

Horrfingly, yet amazingly everything has been completed except for 8 achievements (2000+). I did not think this would get done so quickly. My god, I'll have to thank everyone when I'm finish setting this stuff up.

If you want to do those 8 achievements I'll count it as 1 ticket to the raffle, else I'll likely do it.

Here's the last 8 achievements

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("Now and Forever","2000","In time, you shall revere, or even love us, for this gift.","Achieve universal peace by enslaving a large amount of sapient species.")
("False Gods","2000","You shall have no other gods before me.","Kill every limbo god except the Neo.")
("One Man Army","2000","Army mode. Highest difficulty. One character only.","You must start a five or more planets Fortuna army run on the highest difficulty, with only one character. You are not allowed to obtain more characters or troops, and you must win.")
("Unforgivable Sin","2000","Your hands will be soaked with blood forever.","Kill a Human.")
("Ultimate Deicide","2000","How did you even accomplish this?","Kill a limbo god with a single crew member")
("Waste of Time","2000","Truly, you have no life.","Complete a 100 planet run successfully.")
("Atheist","2500","I am your God now.","Kill every god except for the Neo. Both AI and limbo gods.")
("Transcendance","10000","This achievement probably only exists so that nobody can get all of them.","Kill the Neo.")

(Note: Anyone who was sitting at 9 or 8 as their last number for number of items they did got rounded up)

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This was the roll list. The roll happened live in Cosmictuna chat!
1.SirBlizz98
2.SirBlizz98
3.SirBlizz98
4.SirBlizz98
5.SirBlizz98
6.SirBlizz98
7.SirBlizz98
8.SirBlizz98
9.SirBlizz98
10.SirBlizz98
11.Dorsidwarf
12.Dorsidwarf
13.Dorsidwarf
14.Dorsidwarf
15.Dorsidwarf
16.Dorsidwarf
17.ShiningKatana
18.ShiningKatana
19.ShiningKatana
20.ShiningKatana
21.ShiningKatana
22.ShiningKatana
23.ShiningKatana
24.ShiningKatana
25.ShiningKatana
26.ShiningKatana
27.ShiningKatana
28.eerr
29.eerr
30.eerr
31.eerr
32.Kíeros
33.Kíeros
34.Kíeros
35.Kíeros
36.Kíeros
37.Wheat
38.Wheat
39.Wheat
40.Wheat
41.Wheat
42.Wheat
43.Wheat
44.Wheat
45.Wheat
46.Wheat
47.Wheat
48.Wheat
49.Wheat
50.Wheat
51.Wheat
52.Wheat
53.IronLionShark
54.IronLionShark
55.IronLionShark
56.IronLionShark
57.IronLionShark
58.IronLionShark
59.IronLionShark
60.IronLionShark
61.IronLionShark
62.IronLionShark
63.Kenshiago
64.Kenshiago
65.Kenshiago
66.Kenshiago
67.Kenshiago
68.Kenshiago
69.Kenshiago
70.Kenshiago
71.Kenshiago
72.Orpheus the Bard
73.Orpheus the Bard
74.Orpheus the Bard
75.Orpheus the Bard
76.Orpheus the Bard
77.Babybowser101
78.Babybowser101
79.Kíeros
80.Kíeros
81.Kíeros
82.Kíeros
83.Kíeros
84.Yaveker

The winners are Wheat, ShiningKatana, and Kíeros! Thank you everyone for joining in. Because of you now the Achievement, Item, and Trait dex are now open and are unlikely to close anytime soon! You were all super wonderful help, I really couldn't have done it without you all. The outpouring of assistance was great, I thought this would take a long time to do, but you all did it in only a few short hours!

This is opened again!

I'll take Legendaries, M-P

I'll take the first 100 Planets, leaving the last 7 in U-Z.

I'll Take Legendaries A-D and E-H

I'll take Legendaries, M-P

I'll take the first 100 Planets, leaving the last 7 in U-Z.

I'll Take Legendaries A-D and E-H

All yours!

I'll take legendaries U-Z.

I'll take legendaries U-Z.

You're in the ring!

I'll take the gods and fauna art!

I'll take the gods and fauna art!

Claim confirmed!



As a note to everyone, please remember rule 5.

5. Due to a bug, after submitting an entry, move to another page and then back to the submit area. (do not use the back button) If you do not do this it may not correctly add in your submission.

I’ll take AI and Legendary art!

I’ll take AI and Legendary art!

Go for it!

I’ll do legendaries I - L + Q - T, as well as the final 7 planets Oprehus left out!

Gods section is done! I made a few errors and took some notes which are listed below.

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Due to some minor confusion, some of the gods may be submitted in the gods2 section and some may be submitted in the normal gods section. I forget which ones, but it shouldn't be hard to find them, I hope.

I was unable to copy the audio or demigod example in the Singer entry. I also forgot the majority stuff in the side box, because I'm dumb. Made sure to add that for the rest of the entries I copied.

No issues with Irrigo.

No issues with RNG, but I did change a trait description that was incorrect to the correct one.

Eye of the Storm had an image in the middle of it which I couldn't copy.

No issues with Animal.

No issues with Cash, but I would like to note that I wasn't credited on his art.

I couldn't add the .99 to the end of Don Wilmack, owner of Don Wilmack's Wacky House of Wares's stats, so please add those onto his stats.

No issues with Edgelord.

No issues with Seconds.

I'll get the fauna art finished tomorrow!

I’ll do legendaries I - L + Q - T, as well as the final 7 planets Oprehus left out!

The floor is yours!

Also just a quick reminder because this bug can knock out a good amount of time out if you're not expecting it.
5. Due to a bug, after submitting an entry, move to another page and then back to the submit area. (do not use the back button) If you do not do this it may not correctly add in your submission.

Gods section is done! I made a few errors and took some notes which are listed below.

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Due to some minor confusion, some of the gods may be submitted in the gods2 section and some may be submitted in the normal gods section. I forget which ones, but it shouldn't be hard to find them, I hope.

I was unable to copy the audio or demigod example in the Singer entry. I also forgot the majority stuff in the side box, because I'm dumb. Made sure to add that for the rest of the entries I copied.

No issues with Irrigo.

No issues with RNG, but I did change a trait description that was incorrect to the correct one.

Eye of the Storm had an image in the middle of it which I couldn't copy.

No issues with Animal.

No issues with Cash, but I would like to note that I wasn't credited on his art.

I couldn't add the .99 to the end of Don Wilmack, owner of Don Wilmack's Wacky House of Wares's stats, so please add those onto his stats.

No issues with Edgelord.

No issues with Seconds.

I'll get the fauna art finished tomorrow!

Thank you! I'll get all those things fixed right up!

Finished up the AI and Legendary art, with all special notes down here.

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Athena: Dudebro has no URL.

Helios: Changed the artist name of the art I did from LucidWhispers to Chimerii. If that’s not okay, feel free to change it back.

Legendaries-

Baby: Kept the notice on the fourth image.

K-13205: Kept the notice on the third image.

Kyle Continuous: Kept the notice on the fourth image.

O-5: There was a link to the comic that the sixth picture was based off of, and I wasn’t able to put it in. Please make sure to add that back in.
The link is: https://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=120

With that done, mind if I claim the Species art as well?

Fauna art has been finished!