The Infinite Walmart

So, you were doing your shopping one day, and then.... something feels off.... you go to leave but the store just goes on.... and on... and on.... what do you do?

>Since you can't leave, this obviously means you don't have to pay for anything. Grab as much stuff as you can, it's like a dream come true.

>Sit down and wait for an adult

You look around you whilst stuffing your cart with dr thunder and doritos. People are in... robes? One of them walks up to you and asks
"Your new here, correct? Well, here, have this." They then hand you a crude spiked bat, and attachments for your cart.
"Yknow, you better save all that, considering this area will be looted soon..." One of them tells you.
"You might want to join a clan eventually, for better survival"

You stare at them in confusion. How do you respond?

Use the bat to demand they give you more helpful objects.

You, still confused, wave the bat around asking for better things, but they're already gone. You look around.
North: Electronics
East: Appliances
South: Produce
West: Grocery
PLEASE NOTE, whichever direction is chosen will matter in your relations with certain tribes. Also the sections are mainly entirely stripped of food.

>Electronics. Time to get that new tv you've always wanted.

(Walked:1 mile) You slowly head to the Electronics section. You see several huts. They aren't makeshift huts either. Before you can go any further, someone stops you.
"Ey, you aint got no uniform. D'y want ta regista and see if you'll be accepted inta the Cable Clan?"

.... Do you?

>"What are the benefits? Is there a health plan? Dental?"

"If ya call surviving a health plan, yes." They snicker. "But ey, ya get be'er armor than mos' places. And... what n' th' hells is 'dental'?"
You tell them not to worry about it.
... you also notice... they arn't human...
Join? >Y/N

>Before deciding, investigate exactly what kind of not human they are. Are we talking werewolves or cyborgs here? (Better both, IMO).

>Are there video games and internet? This is a deal breaker.

Do you have any allied factions? How far are we from the Delicatessen and the Butcher Block?

> Cable? Do you guys watch television?

> How long have you guys been here?

You decide that you will join, as they just seem to be a blood elf. or at least, that's the closest thing to them in your culture.
You also ask them what factions they're allied to. Wait... this isn't even the same person!

"Butchers block. but its more of 'don't raid us, we don't raid you'. We don help each other in times of need, as we can both fend for ourselves. We are the largest faction after all..."

You ask how long they've been there.

"Some of us our whole lives, others, a few weeks. Its boring without cable..."

They motion for you to follow them. You look around. There are lots of people wearing cable armour, some of witch is poorly fitting, others just wear normal clothes (at least for their species) with minimal cables. They seem to be the "Cablesmiths". Sometime you see a bird person, sometimes a snake person, sometimes a golem, sometime magic based, sometimes tech based, sometimes a... wait.... is that an Aftik?!?! You are pushed into a giant building, where you see a giant robot stand before you. You are informed this isn't the leader, but a secretary.

"..." They take one look at you slowly, and slowly reach over to grab a paper.

"... Name." They said in a low grumble.

What do you respond with? You dont wanna give your REAL name...

>Lepton

>Sure

>Mhmm

You say your name is Lepton. The robot goves you a look of "ik your lying but i dont care"

"... Species, and pronouns." Is rasped in that low, groaning, monotone voice.

> I use She/They and I'm a Slimefolk

You respond with they and say your species is slimefolk.

"Congrats.. your accepted. Now go get Armour." They shoo you off.

You already see lots of stands. What class do you want to choose?

> Psychopomp

Gnome Summoner.

mechanism magician

You think for a second about being a summoner of various things, but alas it seems that is outside the spectrum of what magic is here. Maybe a mage? That would be do-able, but everyone you ask says that they would love to share their magic, but due to them being from different dimensions, it is a tribe law to not share magic to minimize injuries. And you yourself aren't magic in the slightest. You will be able to do any physical attacking class, melee/ranged, and you will be able to do some energy based classes, i.e laser gunner.