Just a Guy in a Room.

You're just a guy, in a room, trapped for eternity.
>Insert command?

>Be completely fine with your situation and do absolutely nothing to change it.

>Be completely fine with your situation and do absolutely nothing to change it.

Yeah, this is cool. You're chill with this. Being trapped in a room for all eternity is cool. You see everyone trying to escape but really, is staying in a room alone really all that bad? You beg to differ.


"Huh. Accepting it so soon. Man, you really are pathetic."
Maybe not so alone.

>Poke the red light.

>Poke the red light.

You go against your previous plans of doing didly darn squat and start to poke the red flashing light.
"Oh, you're a real charmer. I can see why all the people want to come to your yard- totally not for the illegal milkshake sale in it. Will you stop poking me now?"

>Rude gestures. Lots of 'em.

>Rude gestures. Lots of 'em.

"fuck you."
"Yeah, don't blame the robot for never escaping this place. You know how many people would pay to have such a helpful guide get them out of here? A lot that's it."



This robot's smugness mocks me Jeff.

Sit back down and ignore the robot.

>Sit back down and ignore the robot.

"You can't ignore me you know! Psh, how rude!"



Uh-oh, looks like you died. On the plus side though, you have achieved 1out of 100 unique deaths you could get! Collect them all and you get a prize! Your unique and interesting deaths you have collected will be displayed at the bottom of this message. You may also get different achievements that are non-death-related! Next time you load up the game, you'll get a pause menu, so you'll be able to save and such before you get yourself gosh darn heckin' killed again. Get Good scrub.

+2 achievements
+1 menu
+infinty unique loading screens.

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Death counter 1/100
-Be exploded by Qu1b from lack of intrest

>Restart game with cheat engine installed. God mode or Big Head mode, you pick.

>Restart game with cheat engine installed.

You open up the cheat menu you have installed on every game. No need for any reinstall/install bullcrap needed.



"Oh wow, real mature. Just bring up cheat codes and bars and shit. I'm honestly offended. We're just trying to have a nice time escaping here and you want to cheat? Jokes on you dipshit, I have an anti-cheat feature in the game. Suck it."
Your cheat bar goes away and the depression settles in. This game is really against you huh?

>Mope in a corner and refuse to do anything until you die again.

Don't take that lying down, you are a strong willed individual and you know that if you break that big black computer screen on the wall you will get out of here (die from electrocution)

>Proceed to not exist.

>Ask for some red lipstick.

>Mope in a corner and refuse to do anything until you die again.

You go to the corner and mope proceeding to not exist would be too hard to do. Ahh yes, the good smell of depression in the morning.
"Seriously? Gosh, you're so pathetic."

>Don't take that lying down, you are a strong willed individual and you know that if you break that big black computer screen on the wall you will get out of here

Ouch. You guess that's not a computer screen after all.

>Proceed to not exist.

"Okay dude, you know that shit isn't going to work. I disabled cheats."

>Ask for some red lipstick.

"Finally, we can co-operate."



You got the gun! Man, is this is some beauty product or what?

Shoot red light.

>FINALLY! Use gun on self to spite the talking night light.

>(save game)
>Climb inside the wall-box, drop gun outside.
>Close door.
>This is your home now.

>(save game)
>Climb inside the wall-box, drop gun outside.
>Close door.
>This is your home now.

Refuse to leave unless the light changes color.