[CONSOLE]: Having any fun yet? (12/23)

MisterBinnary: heeeeyyyy
are you done yet :(


ASHII: not yet
chill out m8


MisterBinnary: but it’s taking you soooo long! :(


ASHII: Im sorry i cant work faster
got a big problem on my hands atm


MisterBinnary: what is it?


ASHII: nah you wouldnt understand




ASHII: I s2g this is getting frustrating




ASHII: omg
ur shitting me


MisterBinnary: I have an idea
can’t you send it to me in the meantime :)
I can finally have my gift and you can fix it in the meantime :)


ASHII: nnnnnhghhghg
idk
im not even sure it would work in this state


MisterBinnary: but what if it does anyway?


ASHII: look can’t u just
wait one more day
just use the built-in cheat menu in the meantime ok


MisterBinnary: no!!!!
the built in cheat menu is the worst!
I can’t do anything without Helios changing it on me :(


ASHII: Binny
ik its ur birthday and all
but this is ridiculous.


MisterBinnary: you promised me you would send it to me on my birthday!!! :(
what kind of birthday present is given after the birthday party has already ended :(


ASHII: URGHRHGHEG
k fine
but don’t get pissed @me if your computer explodes on your ass when downloading this mess




MisterBinnary: yay!! :)


ASHII: I gtg to sleep
ill see ya tomorrow morning
goodnight you moody fckn child =-)


MisterBinnary: se yaa :)



Author's note

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{Woop woop my first real fan-adventure! I had this idea in mind for a long time, probably since I finished reading Fortuna last year. I really hope you enjoy this fan-adventure! I’m still trying to learn English, and I might make some typos every now and then, when that happens let me know so I can edit the update and fix the mistake.

This fan-adventure will have mostly the same content warnings as Fortuna, however, keep in mind that the tone of the story may shift drastically from time to time.}

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MisterBinnary: hey :)
are you up?


ASHII: yep
why ask tho
wait
u waited for me to wake up so u could test it with me
that’s so sweet <333


MisterBinnary: :)
how do i enable cheats?


ASHII: ah
that also
just type >enable_cheats in the console
wait imma send you a list of some available cheats rn
Here it is:

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>Spawn:(“ENTITYTYPE”)

>Summon:(“AINAME”)

>Roomtrap:(“AINAME”)

>Instaship:(“CHARNAME”)X(“CHARNAME”)

>Give:(“CHARNAME”, “ITEMNAME” , “AMOUNT”)

>Setcrewhealth:(“VALUE”) 

>Setcrewpoints:(“VALUE”)

>Setshipwater:(“VALUE”)

>Setshippower:(“Value”)

>Setsanity:(“CHARNAME”, “VALUE”)

>Setmoral:(“CHARNAME”, “VALUE”)

>Enable_Creativemode

>goto:(“ENTITY”)

>GetPlayer_profile:UnlockPatron(“AINAME”)

>GetPlayer_points:(“VALUE”)

It's not all of em of course but its a good starting point


MisterBinnary: wow
that’s cool :)




ASHII: wait u deleted everything and made a backup save right


MisterBinnary: of course i have :)


ASHII: k good
wait u also have no mods on right


MisterBinnary: nope :)
I have a texture pack on though


ASHII: it should work just fine then
start the tutorial if u want

MisterBinnary: Hermes doesn’t remember me :(


ASHII: ye that was to be expected
hermes is ur fav right?


MisterBinnary: yep :(
he’s hands down the best AI in the game :)


ASHII: lol my fav is apollo
he’s p hot also


MisterBinnary: yeah i heard that from a lot of people :)


ASHII: kek
its a good thing that herm doesn’t remember u tho
ur gonna fuck this game up so badly lol


MisterBinnary: yeah maybe it’s better this way :(
















MisterBinnary: oh god I didn’t remember Hermes being so boring :(


ASHII: yeah in the first three games he’s cardboard man
like he's made out of 100% percent cardboard
but imagine playing this huge ass game for the first time
herm is actually p useful at first


MisterBinnary: Yeah that makes sense






MisterBinnary: I need to create my captain now
what do you think I should do?


ASHII: wait wait wait
don’t touch anything
enable the debug editor
>enable_debugeditor
its the coolest shit ever m8


MisterBinnary: alrighty









MisterBinnary: What does the debug editor do?


ASHII: its like a no limits editor
u can make ur characters any species/subspecies
u can even make it an extinct species if u want to
sure it will rip a shit ton of plot holes but who even fckn cares lol
also u can put all green traits, all purple traits, make their stats go all over 10 and stuff like that.
u can even give them special traits that are not even in the game tho their buggy asf


MisterBinnary: Wow!!! :)
I’m going to have so much with this! :)


ASHII: I sure do hope you do lol
I spent like 4 months just trying to get the debug editor to work

yo this is looking pretty cool so far, I'm curious about where things will go. Anyways I'll be here subscribed to the thread waiting for more

Make a Human with negative speed and [Unintelligible Accent]

Make an Enlightened Drakon with the 0 luck and traits [Doomed] and [Firecaller]. Their name is King Timebomb

Make a Frejynk Cth'lean hybrid with [Russian Roulette], [Dirty Memer], [Psychic Powers] and [Extreme Hoarder] . Two extinct species in a hybrid is surely a good idea ; )

I am thinking about what species might be good if we're going all out, and if we can have anything something big might be nice to try! I offer my Lucevians due to their psychic nature, and how different they can be, but I am a little worried about offering them. If not my psychic bugs, though, I suggest a Marsue!

https://cosmosdex.com/cosmosdex/species/lucevian

https://cosmosdex.com/cosmosdex/species/marsue

Either way I suggest giving them [Psychopomp]

oh wait this was a choice segment? ok then

> Be a husse with 1000 luck and strength

Make a Delphik with 16 heads because you can, and give them [Security Blanket] and the security blanket is a scarf that wraps around all of the heads at once, don't forget to make all of their traits 16 except their Endurance which is 1616

Seconding the psychopomp marsue, but make sure that luck and agility are maxed out. Don't want the space police catching you!

Make a Human with negative speed and [Unintelligible Accent]

^Seconding.

[Psychopomp] also sounds fun.

NEGATIVE SPEED

Okay wait. What if we just go big. Who's our character? Just a carcili, like the body being in a spaceship, and not like them controlling a host.

d0 all 0f them. because y0u enabled the cheat y0u sh0uld be able t0 make a crew as big as y0u want it t0 be

s0 yeah i sec0nd and third every0ne ab0ve

Make Hermes v1. Like, just make a perfect copy of Hermes' cosmosdex file and see how he reacts to it.

Make a Human with negative speed and [Unintelligible Accent]

Seconding!

Make Hermes v1. Like, just make a perfect copy of Hermes' cosmosdex file and see how he reacts to it.

Yes.

ASHII: are u making the crew?


MisterBinnary: Yep :)


ASHII: coolio
OH WAIT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
u can only make 3 characters in the tutorial




MisterBinnary: :(
why


ASHII: bc if u make more than 3 the game crashes once u reach Fortuna
idk why it has something to do with the fact that the tutorial can’t give you more than 3 fortuna items


ASHII: sorry m8




MisterBinnary: Mhhh i guess that’s fair :(
I swear once this tutorial is over i’m going to break this game to pieces :)))


ASHII: lol i bet u will
send screenshots of the crew once ur done
cant wait to see ur new babies

These are just the “Beta” versions of the characters, as unspecified fields have been randomised by the tutorial. Here’s an hip and cool list of things these wonderful new blank slates need. (and other things you can change but are not necessary)

Needs&Tweaks

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“SonicBlade Darkmoon the III” (Placeholder name)

Needs:

-Name
-Colour scheme
-Backstory

Tweaks:

-Stats
-Pronouns
-Traits
-Design


“Mariolino” (Placeholder name)

Needs:

-Name
-Colour scheme

Tweaks:

-Job
-Backstory
-Stats
-Pronouns
-Traits
-Design


Bouquet Sestin

Needs:

-Colour scheme
-Backstory

Tweaks:

-Job
-Stats
-Pronouns
-Traits
-Name

Wait, hold on. Are all those delphik heads dead except for one? And that one looks incredibly traumatized about that? I dunno if that was intentional but I say we roll with that

Changes:
Name: BloodHeart TruthSeer
Pronouns: 5he/4er
Color: In image
Backstory: BloodHeart had always seeked a path to get offworld, knowing 5he had a fate
greater than any marsue before 4er. 5he managed to get 4er way offworld
through sheer force of will, convincing a group of notails of 4er fate, though
that did not last long. 5he now uses her speed to outrun the police on 4er way
to fortuna.

Stats: Intelligence: 8.8

Added a trident to 4er outfit. Also pupil is sort of a tide/wave like pattern.

Feel free to edit or change my idea everyone. I had a bit of fun here, but I am also bad at colors.

> Make SonicBlade DarkMoon black with red accents.

> Make Bouquet neon pink.

> Make SonicBlade DarkMoon black with red accents.

> Make Bouquet neon pink.

Sorta like this?

Give each single one of them [Chaos] and [Oh No Not Again], lets make the tutorial literal hell to go trough.