[Fortuna]: Luck depends on no one....right? (4/3)

n oPE
leave
bye

If we get to chat with anyone else, then either AstroGlitch or HOTdankBIRD.

yes
>Try to bring the conversation to extrals again

>wow that's a really bad word i can't believe you said that

>Oh my look at the time, well its been nice talking to all of you.

You......decide to just drop that conversation, for your own sake of course.


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List of Active Friends (in order)
AstroGlitch (We) (2 more convos needed (Game 2 + 3))
COLLECTIVEFUCKU (Us) FINISHED
SpeedyPiPython (They) FINISHED
Ready4DeathTBH (She) (1 more convo needed (Game 2))

NotailFacts&More (None) FINISHED
HOTdankBIRD (Me(Me)) (2 more convos needed (Game 2 + 3))
Ananke#3997 (It) FINISHED
CowBoy (He) (No Convo needed)
AbsoluteTrash (Trash) (1 more convo needed (Game 3))


Pick a friend to talk to and what you'll say to them to start the conversation. (Anything more than a Hi if possible.)[/center]

> ready4death
> I saw O-5!

Let's say hello to the memer in their native language. (This was the memer right?)

HOTdankBIRD
>Yo yo yo wazzup homsicle? Got any spicy Fortuna memes up your sleeves? Also which notail do you think is the most un-gucci of all??

You: Hey there! I know the last time we talked you mentioned O-5. I think I might have mentioned that I met O-5. I wanted to know what's up with this whole letter system. O-5 seemed pretty special from the way everyone was acting around him.


Ready4DeathTBH: Yeah he is. He's uh, one of the O-classes, that stands for Order class. The notail class system is pretty complicated, thankfully I doubt you'll ever need it for anything other than making a notail yourself.
Ready4DeathTBH: Basically he's one of the 12 big notail dictators. I won't bore you with all this lore, cause I doubt you'll need any of this for your run.
Ready4DeathTBH: You might run into a few due to questlines but all you need to know is that they're evil, they're notails, and they are radically cool.


You: 12 dictators, why are their 12 dictators?



Ready4DeathTBH: It's notails, you should be surprised there are more.
Ready4DeathTBH: Errr, wait, there are more. 12 main dictators, and then 26 sub dictators.



You: Sub dictators.


Ready4DeathTBH: It's dictators all the way down I know. Anyway like I said, I doubt they'll be more important than any other side plotline you hit. If to play a game dedicated to them then you'll of course have to focus on them but no way that's happening here.
Ready4DeathTBH: Just to make sure we're talking about the right guy, it's the O-5 with the metal legs right? You can get different versions of the O-classes due to the whole Fortuna roll system so you gotta make sure everyone is on the same page when talking.


You: Yeah, it's the one with the metal legs!


Ready4DeathTBH: Ok cool, we're on the same page here then.
Ready4DeathTBH: Seeing as you likely don't care about them I can just spoil the fuck out of everything and their plotlines to you. So lay on the questions if you want.
Ready4DeathTBH: For example if you're ever attacked by O-5, hat you should do is take out a fishing rod and have one of your crew members wave it around. It only works once per fight but that's a solid 10 seconds of him being distracted. Which is enough time for you to move the rest of your crew away from him.

>I'd say I'm surprised that this can happen but I'm not. Thanks for the tip!! He has said something about murdering our captain, so it might come in handy if we meet him in future ges

E: games. I meant games

> Can I ask why O-5 gets distracted by fishing rods? I mean, it's a pretty strange thing to draw his attention.

>What's the best way to get O-5 to help us find limbo gods?

You: Thanks for the info, he has threatened to kill my captain before so that might come in handy.
You: Can I ask why O-5 gets distracted by fishing rods though? I mean, it's a pretty strange thing to draw his attention.



Ready4DeathTBH: It's a pop media reference, I'm surprised you've never heard of it, it's a pretty funny one.
Ready4DeathTBH:I guess they decided that O-5 and a big dude who likes to kidnap princesses and take over kingdoms are alike enough.
Ready4DeathTBH:I don't mind it, it's just one of those small funny things the devs put in. Love them or hate them pop culture references are here to stay.



Ready4DeathTBH: And make things intensely confusing for future generations.
Ready4DeathTBH: So if things get hopeless just remember to start taking everything out of your bag and start tossing it. You never know when your piece of trash might save your life.



Ready4DeathTBH: Hfjjdkdfs Speaking of which I wish I had a piece of trash that could reflect evil right about now.
Ready4DeathTBH: I just got a pm from someone I really don't want to talk to right now so I gotta go do that right now.

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List of Active Friends (in order)
AstroGlitch (We) (2 more convos needed (Game 2 + 3))
HOTdankBIRD (Me(Me)) (1 more convo needed (Game 3))
AbsoluteTrash (Trash) (1 more convo needed (Game 3))


Pick a friend to talk to and what you'll say to them to start the conversation. (Anything more than a Hi if possible.)

please we need HOTdankBIRD
“corn”

> astroglitch
> Why is your icon an astronaut?

> astroglitch
> Why is your icon an astronaut?

> Let's get an update from AbsoluteTrash on the save-file we sent out. Maybe we can find out how trash's version of events panned out

> Let's get an update from AbsoluteTrash on the save-file we sent out. Maybe we can find out how trash's version of events panned out

> Ask them if they've seen in-game You/Yu yet

> astroglitch
> Why is your icon an astronaut?

More specifically, why is your icon a human? I don't think I've found a human in game yet.

Also send a message to hot dank bird about finding female aftiks in their local area.

Talk to Trash

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You: Hey there AbsoluteTrash!


AbsoluteTrash: That's me, AbsoluteTrash! B)
AbsoluteTrash: Yu, your file is skyrocketing in the downloads. It's great.


You: Well do tell me if they find anything interesting.


AbsoluteTrash: I will my dude. This is going to be fucking amazing. Some people are even using a mod to go all the way back to the start of your game as best as it can generate and basically rewatching your play through while making tiny changes all over the place to see if it does anything cool.
AbsoluteTrash: I forgot what the mod was called, something with an R and E.
AbsoluteTrash: Remix? It might have been that.



You: Oh geez, people are watching my past choices?


AbsoluteTrash: Yeah, and they can play parts of it whenever they want. It's not perfect though, the mod kind of has to guess anything the save file didn't keep so it sometimes randomly outputs stuff.
AbsoluteTrash: If you find the mod you can tell your friends to download that shit and talk about all the differences you both had.


AbsoluteTrash: Speaking of which, you never told me you were live streaming your game!


You: Right, so look, I'm not live streaming my own game. It's a long story but apparently the Greek Apollo is doing it, I guess because it's funny or something.


AbsoluteTrash: It is pretty funny.
AbsoluteTrash: Dat mantis door though.....


You: Come on, I just wanted to know what was inside!


AbsoluteTrash: I mean it had a sign that said it was a mantis.
AbsoluteTrash: But I'm just messing with you! Not every door is telling the truth about what sweet ass loot it has inside, or what danger you're going to run into. I would have opened the fuck out of that door.


You: Thank you!
You: I do have to say it's a little odd you don't really seem to find an issue with the whole AI in my video game streaming things.


AbsoluteTrash: Eh, it's weird but it's happened before.


You: This has happened before and thus no one finds it odd?


AbsoluteTrash: Yeah my dude. You've never had chat bots make friends with you and not notice they were trying to subtly sell you shit for a whole week before you kicked their ass to the curb?


You: No?


AbsoluteTrash: You must be really picky with your friends, ho haven't you been tricked by a totally hot chat bot yet? ;Pc


You: I think you might be a little too trusting......


AbsoluteTrash: It's either that or you just don't realize that one of your friends is a chat bot.
AbsoluteTrash: Insert plot twist where I was a chat bot this whole time here! >>> Here <<<


You: I don't have enough friends as it is, I really don't need any of them to be chatbots.
You: Other then, you know, the one who is actually a chatbot, but that's Speedy's chatbot, it doesn't count.



AbsoluteTrash: Anyway yeah, this isn't too odd. The AIs are just fucking viruses if they find away to leave their little container. Viruses are smart yo! Well most viruses. One of them hooking up to your streaming software and streaming isn't weird.
AbsoluteTrash: One time I even induced by following a guide and unleashed, (pun fully intended!!! :3c) Somnus onto my computer.
AbsoluteTrash: It was pretty awesome until my virus blocker automatically turned on 5 minutes later and fucking murdered him before my very eyes.


AbsoluteTrash: Why must the good boys die? :|
AbsoluteTrash: Anyway not to call you out but whens the last time you scanned your computer huh? Cause I'm guessing not anytime recently. ;)

Talk to Trash (But you don't give out You's file to trash. It's also nearly the same as the above)

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You: Hey there AbsoluteTrash!


AbsoluteTrash: That's me, AbsoluteTrash! B)
AbsoluteTrash: Hey Yu, you never told me you were live streaming your game. I bumped into it on a forum.


You: Right, so look, I'm not live streaming my own game. It's a long story but apparently the Greek Apollo is doing it, I guess because it's funny or something.


AbsoluteTrash: It is pretty funny.
AbsoluteTrash: Dat mantis door though.....


You: Come on, I just wanted to know what was inside!


AbsoluteTrash: I mean it had a sign that said it was a mantis.
AbsoluteTrash: But I'm just messing with you! Not every door is telling the truth about what sweet ass loot it has inside, or what danger you're going to run into. I would have opened the fuck out of that door.


You: Thank you!
You: I do have to say it's a little odd you don't really seem to find an issue with the whole AI in my video game streaming things.


AbsoluteTrash: Eh, it's weird but it's happened before.


You: This has happened before and thus no one finds it odd?


AbsoluteTrash: Yeah my dude. You've never had chat bots make friends with you and not notice they were trying to subtly sell you shit for a whole week before you kicked their ass to the curb?


You: No?


AbsoluteTrash: You must be really picky with your friends, ho haven't you been tricked by a totally hot chat bot yet? ;Pc


You: I think you might be a little too trusting......


AbsoluteTrash: It's either that or you just don't realize that one of your friends is a chat bot.
AbsoluteTrash: Insert plot twist where I was a chat bot this whole time here! >>> Here <<<


You: I don't have enough friends as it is, I really don't need any of them to be chatbots.
You: Other then, you know, the one who is actually a chatbot, but that's Speedy's chatbot, it doesn't count.



AbsoluteTrash: Anyway yeah, this isn't too odd. The AIs are just fucking viruses if they find away to leave their little container. Viruses are smart yo! Well most viruses. One of them hooking up to your streaming software and streaming isn't weird.
AbsoluteTrash: One time I even induced by following a guide and unleashed, (pun fully intended!!! :3c) Somnus onto my computer.
AbsoluteTrash: It was pretty awesome until my virus blocker automatically turned on 5 minutes later and fucking murdered him before my very eyes.


AbsoluteTrash: Why must the good boys die? :|
AbsoluteTrash: Anyway not to call you out but whens the last time you scanned your computer huh? Cause I'm guessing not anytime recently. ;)

Talk to Astroglitch

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You: Hey there AstroGlitch! I wanted to know, what's your icon?


AstroGlitch: It's a "human". :)


You: The way you(s?) say it's a human is a little off putting....and so is this page, wow.


AstroGlitch: You are really honest aren't you. :)


You: I've been told that before.
You: So I'm guessing you both really like humans huh?



AstroGlitch: Yes.


You: Oh cool! Nice.


AstroGlitch: :)



You: So are you both going to expand on that info?


AstroGlitch: We weren't planning to. Do you want us to expand on it?

Talk to Memes

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You don't send a message to your friend, instead they send one to you....Unfortunately.



HOTdankBIRD: COME ON GUESS ME FAVORITE MEME!


You: No!


HOTdankBIRD: DO IT.


You: I have other things to do!


HOTdankBIRD: Well you have something more important to do right now, and that's guess!
HOTdankBIRD: MY!
HOTdankBIRD: FAVORITE!
HOTdankBIRD: FORTUNA!
HOTdankBIRD: MEME!
HOTdankBIRD: Just pull the trigger, Yu!


You: That's a weird way to put it.


HOTdankBIRD: I learned it from a new meme website I'm going to!
HOTdankBIRD: But don't try to distract me! Now guess that meme!


You: Sigh.

@Astroglitch Yes Please

@Memes
The “corn” meme

@Memes Car salemen slaps a PC with fortuna on it "This baby can hold so much sorrow"

> Memes
> "Uh... Gordon Ramsay imprisoned in an ancient castle?"

Talk to Astroglitch

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You: Yes, please do expand on it, I want to hear.



AstroGlitch: We love the humans in Fortuna and the way they drift the endlessness of space.
AstroGlitch: It must be so peaceful, closing your eyes and drifting in space endlessly.
AstroGlitch: It's a shame that some humans don't think the same. What are your thoughts on drifting endlessly in space.


You: I'm not really sure to be honest.


AstroGlitch: You should try it sometimes.


You: I'm going to be honest I don't think I can go into the vast nothingness with a spacesuit and just drift around there.



AstroGlitch: We mean meditation.


You: It really didn't sound like meditation from the way it was described. In fact I'm pretty sure it isn't meditation.


AstroGlitch: We do suppose you are right, they are not meditating up in the sky, those humans. At least most of them.


You: Ah.


You drop it right there because both of them are kind of weird.

Talk to Meme

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You: Slaps the top of my pc like a used car salesmen.
You: "This baby can hold so much sorrow"


HOTdankBIRD: WEAK MEME. YOUR MEMES ARE WEAK. >:V
HOTdankBIRD: I saw a meme like that last week on the front page of one of my meme collection sites. I bet you stole it from there.
HOTdankBIRD: You could have at least used a newer meme, like being imprisoned in an ancient castle!!!!!


You: They will make anything a meme these days huh?


HOTdankBIRD: THEY WILL IT'S AMAZING!
HOTdankBIRD: Now let me tell you my favorite meme.


You wait five minutes but HOTdankBIRD never says anything.



You: Uh, did you have to go somewhere.


HOTdankBIRD: No.


You: Well, are you going to tell me your favorite meme then?


HOTdankBIRD: People who have a favorite meme are LOSERS.
HOTdankBIRD: FOOL HOW CAN YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MEME WHEN THERE WILL BE A NEW ONE TOMORROW!

You wonder if you ignore HOTdankBIRD you'll be left alone. To test this you decide to just ignore HOTdankBIRD.

Talk to Trash (Both versions)

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You: I don't remember, but I'm sure it was recently or something.


AbsoluteTrash: Uh huh sure.
AbsoluteTrash: When was the last time you backed it up?


You: I don't keep tabs on when I do these things, I'm sure it was soon enough though.....


AbsoluteTrash: Better get that checked out before you wreck everything. P:<
AbsoluteTrash: Oh but don't scan your computer for viruses though.


You: Uh, why not?


AbsoluteTrash: Considering what Greek Apollo is doing your scanner if it isn't shit is going to pick it up and kill him.
AbsoluteTrash: Then your run is totally invalidated cause your computer edited the files and shit. Do backup your computer though, you know, just in case someone downloads like 10 actually harmful viruses.


You: Yeah....that's actually a good idea. Thanks for the tip.


AbsoluteTrash: U R Welcome. B)

List of Active Friends (in order)
AstroGlitch (We) (1 more convo needed (Game 3))


Pick a friend to talk to and what you'll say to them to start the conversation. (Anything more than a Hi if possible.)

@Astroglitch Oh hey there, just about to start my third run and fortuna decided to give me a randomized crew challenge. I mean the crew is um...decent!

The captain is odd though. An uutzi with [Mr. Jones]. Then he has this puppet but I kinda gave him the [Object whisperer] trait.

>If it wasn't mentioned before maybe ask about Sonny.