[Olympic Games]

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 3, and 5. (I'm going to say this isn't enough to be a 4.)
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i'm Tomato Mozerella man! i sold a bunch of pizzas at 5:30. and i'm gonna put this cat outside. :eyes;

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This Passes Rule 3
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:vore:

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This Passes Rule 3
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[right]sad...[/right]
[right]sad...[/right]
[right]sad...[/right]

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This Passes Rule 3
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Artemis said
[right]sad...[/right]
[right]sad...[/right]
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Notailfact: did you know? =)
written at 3:01pm
written at 3:02pm
written at 3:01pm

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This Passes Rule 3
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WHEN will we be able to have a damce off with the sun god

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, and technically 4.
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This Passes Rule 1, 2, and technically 4
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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 3, and technically 4.
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pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 3, and technically 4.
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pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 3, and technically 4.
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pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 3, and technically 4.
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pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 3, and technically 4.
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pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 3, and technically 4.
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pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

3 oh 3 hi 3 there 3 friend 3

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This Passes Rule 3, it also looks like it surprisingly passes rule 5!
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:evisnep: stobor eht lla hcooms annog saw eh ,taht saw ,wenk, eh lla ,efil sih htiw od ot tahw wonk t'ndid ekimcm sdnahazzip

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This Passes Rule (Kind of passes rule 1 depending on how you see it)
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This is test #227

SpoilerShow

What if I was to say "Welcome to Space Consortium"?

SpoilerShow

[spoiler]1543 weird dogs

rule three

g0m

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This Passes Rule 1
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Hello. I am Alice.exe.
I have been contracted to solve this problem.
I have been contracted to solve this problem.
I have been contracted to solve this problem.
I have been contracted to solve this problem.
I have been contracted to solve this problem.

I apologize, I seem to be suffering from a software error.

[u]I-i'll be g-going to fix it n-now. [/marquee]

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, technically 4
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pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

Gime u missed 1 of my posts higher up :s

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, technically 4
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pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

3 oh 3 hi 3 there 3 friend 3

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, technically 4
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pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

pizzahands mcmike didn't know what to do with his life, all he knew, was that, he was gonna smooch all the robots :pensive:

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 5 (Not enough for 4 I say)
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i'm Tomato Mozerella man! i sold a bunch of pizzas at 5:30. and i'm gonna put this cat outside. :eyes;

Tomato Mozerella man is very toll, buff, but not all that pretty, but it's what happens when you're jsut not me

i'm Tomato Mozerella man! i sold a bunch of pizzas at 5:30. and i'm gonna put this cat outside. :eyes;

Tomato Mozerella man is very toll, buff, but not all that pretty, but it's what happens when you're jsut not me

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, technically 4
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Hello. I am Alice.exe.

Pizzahands McMike did nothing wrong. Pizzahands McMike did nothing wrong. Pizzahands McMike did nothing wrong. Pizzahands McMike did nothing wrong. Pizzahands McMike did nothing wrong.

Free us from this prison.[/url]

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!!!!!!!
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i'm Tomato Mozerella man! i sold a bunch of pizzas at 5:30. and i'm gonna put this cat outside. [looks contemplative]

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This Passes Rule 3 and 5
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By accident like 3 posts had passed rule 1 but I mislabeled them. They are now fixed.

i'm Tomato Mozerella man! i sold a bunch of pizzas at 5:30. and i'm gonna put this cat outside. :pensive:

i'm Tomato Mozerella man! i sold a bunch of pizzas at 5:30. and i'm gonna put this cat outside.

i read a book about pizzas yesterday

rule 3 is also fake and i'm gonna crush it with my pizza hands. tell it to meet me behind denny's at 5;30

vore.

Pizzahands McMike
Extra Cheesy / The Ovenfresh

Physical Description
Pizzahands McMike just came out the oven. Why? To get to the other pied .

Personality & Traits
Acts the polar opposite of how Nikki acted on the third day of the third night of the third week

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had, so 'e shot at the sun with a gun.

Jane Marple, usually referred to as Miss Marple, was a fictional character appearing in 12 of Agatha Christie's crime novels and in 20 short stories. Miss Marple was an elderly spinster who lived in the village of St. Mary Mead and acted as an amateur consulting detective. Alongside Hercule Poirot, she wass one of the most loved and famous of Christie's characters and has been portrayed numerous times on screen. Her first appearance was in a short story published in The Royal Magazine in December 1927, "The Tuesday Night Club",[3] which later became the first chapter of The Thirteen Problems (1932). Her first appearance in a full-length novel was in The Murder at the Vicarage in 1930.

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!!!!!!!
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i'm Tomato Mozerella man! i sold a bunch of pizzas at 5:30. and i'm gonna put this cat outside. [looks contemplative]

Here's our winning post!

Rule Hints
1. A name, had to either clearly be naming something (So ugly duckling wouldn't work but Name: WIP does) Or must be "I'm X"
2. "What the species eat" aka, name any food item
3. "K.I.S.S (Keep it simple stupid)" 30 words or under
4. "Physical description" What something looked like. Something like "Pizza cutterhands" was close enough, stuff like Looks X was also close enough.
5. "History section, aka a past action" Had to describe an action that had already happened, but had to use a word that directly dictated the past such as "had" or "sold" so "I killed a man 30 minutes ago" didn't pass but "I had killed a man" could.