[Hermes]: Done for now!

>CLOWN. SACRIFICE.

> choose a god and pray because we ain't getting out of this one
> Huckleberry, activate your maternal instincts and protect the baby zanni

> Don't eat the baby you vorers
> Eat Death instead

> Eat! Baby!

>Tiamoth, eliminate baby

>let life sleep. A good sleep makes a good baby.

> Tiamoth: Look, you're trying to oppose a god. What's the goal?
> Tiamoth: Ask for the babby. You have an idea, but you aren't going to try it without a plan b, which is, admittedly, is to mercy kill the universe.
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>Step .5: If it doesn't take much of your power: Change Strawberry back. His knowledge might still be useful (You'll change Vix back later. If there is one)
>Step 1: Head outside. Have Huckleberry and Strawberry (regardless of form) follow. Have Huckleberry stop before he might be seen by Death. Ideally: he'll be in earshot.
>Step 2: Attempt Necromancy on Death, (hopefully) turning death into life. Except it is literally turning Death into life. And Death themself is either considered alive, or 'not applicable for what you are trying to apply'. Juuust, er, muscle those thoughts out of the way. Necromancy is the art of divining information from the dead kicking death out of a body. So trying necromancy on Death itself has got to do something.
> Step 2.5: If you still have some juice left after attempting to rez Death itself, give an encore performance: bring the army back to life, in case you need some meat between Death(or what was Death) and you.
>Step 3: Call for Huckleberry immediately after you are done with the above. (Or run to him, if needed) Take the baby gently in your arms to prevent unnecessary roughness to the universe. If the situation has improved, then there is no reason to continue to the next step.
>Step 3.5: If Death is a kinda-valid Life: Skip.
If Death is still death, then...
...
...Eat Life to claim their power. When Life gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD: HAWKMOTH: GODBERRY, WIZARD WORLD.
(You. You'll be Godberry, if the long shot that the Leos are right, and that being part-god is enough to replace them. If not, well, hopefully Death will claim you anyway, and you won't need to deal with awkwardness of blasphemously claiming to be a new god.
>Step 4: Death still want to mess with you? Fine, You'll fight it to the last breath. You got powers.
(You will likely die, but there's likely no way out, but through Death. So, might as well go down fighting. (Like a real Hawkmoth))

> Don't destroy baby :((( clown mom!
> Before u eat the baby and turn into a horrible and eldritch god, bring back our good and animal-like crewmembers into just being a weird horrible furry and... a Vampwelf
> Get outside, Hawkmoth, it's time to fight with! DEATH! GOD!

>It would probably be best not not to kill Life. Try to use our wizard powers (whatever they may be) to potentially bring Death back to Life, if that is even possible. If all else fails, use wizard powers to try to help our army and crew fight Death. That way, we can at least say that we tried to put up an effort to save ourselves.

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Also, I figured Circe might try to use their powers on the Neo. It worked, but sadly not for our patron. A shame, but it at least saved our crew in the short term.

But have you considered: we are not equipped for this fight, but we could eat life and absorb it's power and then like Hawkmoth becomes the universe or something equally cool

Have you considered that being the concept of Life actually kind of sucks? You gotta deal with brutal clockwork migraines and big mama gator coming to eat you. If Hawkmoth wants to inherit that responsibility, then more power to her I guess.

I mean the person with the most details on how Life works is not in any condition to explain it so

WELL SHOOT
TIAMOTH TRANSFORM INTO HAWKMOTH AND BEAT THE STUFFINGS OUT OF THAT ROBOT

WELL SHOOT
TIAMOTH TRANSFORM INTO HAWKMOTH AND BEAT THE STUFFINGS OUT OF THAT ROBOT

>Kill this asshole (I'm so sorry)

WELL SHOOT
TIAMOTH TRANSFORM INTO HAWKMOTH AND BEAT THE STUFFINGS OUT OF THAT ROBOT

>Kill this asshole (I'm so sorry)

down with Uranus.

>Who does this chump think they are?
>Suplex that sucker

>Who does this chump think they are?
>Suplex that sucker

>Suplex first, then negotiate.

> Take the deal. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with that?

> Consider his words carefully and see if accepting or not accepting benefits you better

> Threaten to pull out his robogutties if he goes back on it.

> Accept (but expect a double cross, just to be sure)

>accept, but be ready to fight either a warden or your steed.

>Demand more from the deal.