Four.

" Ｈｏｌｄ ｏｎｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｐｉｒｉｔ ｏｆ ａｄｖｅｎｔｕｒｅ, ａｎｄ ｖｅｎｔｕｒｅ ｆｏｒｔｈ. Ｂｅ ｃａｕｔｉｏｕｓ ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ. Ｉｔ ｓｅｅｍｓ ｔｏｏ ｅａｓｙ, ａｎｄ ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｅａｓｉｌｙ ｏｂｔａｉｎｅｄ ｉｓ ｗｏｒｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｅｆｆｏｒｔ ｔｈａｔ ｗａｓ ｓｐｅｎｔ ｏｎ ｉｔ. "

" (ＩＮＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＭＥＭＯ: [ＥＭＯＪＩ ＯＦ Ａ ＴＶ ＷＩＴＨ Ａ ＧＲＥＥＮ ＣＨＥＣＫＭＡＲＫ ＯＮ ＩＴ'Ｓ ＳＣＲＥＥＮ]) "

( I actually just went and drew it so here you go. ' <'; )

>Ah, apologies down there. We were just having a lively discussion between a few of the councils members. Nothing to worry about.

>Incidentally, if you can't see the floating text it's a safe bet that yes, we are being listened to.

>If that is the case, I offer my apologies to the source of the floating text for not greeting them sooner. Hello!

Internal Memo from The TrueNew Management to Fellow Council Member wiltingMysotis; CC: Arcanuse;

It is Likely that the Floating text is our Soon to be subsumed MorselDear Patron's Method of Painting the Medium while we look through her Light Devouring Look OrbsEYES so as to facilitate the communication of slightly more abstract ideas than might easily be conveyed through speech or ideas that do not directly pertain to the matters at Grasping Limb such as erroniously unfavourable opinions of antiques

An internal letter to Council Member Lordlyhouse,

What or who exactly is a "Dear Patron"? And what exactly is a grasping limb?

Apologies, I do not catch on.

I find antiques nice, and favorable.

Sincerly with sincerity,
fellow council member wilitngMyosotis.

(i am making a superfluous post just to say how much I love this weird meta-narrative where apparently we're all representatives on a council, and possibly each from different other-worldly companies with strange differing aesthetics?)

Internal Memo to Council Member wiltingMyosotis RE: Clarification.
Our Dear Patron is the One Designated AUBREY.

Grasping Limbs are the things that which Physical Beings such as AUBREY use to manipulate physical matter. Useful things. AUBREY's are located at the end of her armsTorso Noodles

Your opinion of Antiques reserves you a favourable space in the Mindmass

(Superfluous non-update from the author:

I love this weird-meta narrative you guys have going; your IC back-and-forths will be lovingly archived on the mirror I plan on getting up sometime this summer. The fact that all your characters have distinct voices is beautiful bless your hearts)

Internal Memo to Council Member Tuesday,

Ah, thank you for clarifying! These words are a bit confusing, aren't they.

I am sincerly glad of this fact.

With utermost regards and sincerity,
fellow council member wiltingMyosotis.


(I love it too??? Especially if you imagine. everyone here, as a legit council in one room.
It would be a little bit messy but a loving mess.)

Leaping Off the Side of The PlatformFollowing your Mind Arrow seems to be the best course of action available. Furthermore Antiques are wonderful and never fail to enrich a mind(mass)

>You must press forward like a trooper. There is no situation that we (meaning you) can't find/fight a way out of.

" Ｈｏｌｄ ｏｎｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｐｉｒｉｔ ｏｆ ａｄｖｅｎｔｕｒｅ, ａｎｄ ｖｅｎｔｕｒｅ ｆｏｒｔｈ. Ｂｅ ｃａｕｔｉｏｕｓ ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ. Ｉｔ ｓｅｅｍｓ ｔｏｏ ｅａｓｙ, ａｎｄ ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｅａｓｉｌｙ ｏｂｔａｉｎｅｄ ｉｓ ｗｏｒｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｅｆｆｏｒｔ ｔｈａｔ ｗａｓ ｓｐｅｎｔ ｏｎ ｉｔ. "

AUBREY
"Well said. For better or worse... I trust you."
"Watch my back."

>Ah, apologies down there. We were just having a lively discussion between a few of the councils members. Nothing to worry about.

AUBREY
"I can't hear your private conversations, but I
can sense when you guys are getting riled up."

AUBREY
"Just so you know."

That settled, she absconds rightways.

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LOADING...
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Your POV separates from Aubrey's when she leaves the area.
This particular slice of In-Between has one interesting feature, at least.
The static fluctuates.

AUBREY
"Oh, sorry. Were you following my line of sight?"

She welcomes you back into her POV.



AUBREY
"First things first: I'm not going
anywhere near that door unarmed."

You feel Aubrey's tension as though it were your own.
The sight of the unguarded doorway stirs something inside her...

AUBREY
"I'd appreciate a weapon, Council."
"I don't want to be the only creature
wandering the In-Between that can't
kill. Not this time."

A weapon eh? Time to see what I can conjure up...

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Tada! A beginners bracelet, perfect for lesson 101 of magics.

For simplicity's sake,we'll just use some standard crystals. Fire, Ice, and Lightning.
Just plug in the crystal to one of the three* slots, and tada, you can do a magic.

Now, since the bracelet has three slots you can use all these at once, and even combine the effects of different crystals into one spell! Fancy. This can get particularly complicated and intricate with enough slots and practice, but that's why it's a beginners bracelet, not a mighty mage deluxe or whatever those new arcane practioners call them these days. But I digress.

Using the band is quite simp... One moment.

Ahem. Using the band is quite simple. Point at something, and think of the element(s) you want to use. Then the bracelet works its magic... Oh, and as a beginners bracelet don't worry about misfires. It has a built-in safety due to certain incidents a few years back. Nothing to worry about!

*Normally beginners bracelets have four slots, with the fourth slot being very important for doing anything other than launch elemental bolts at wherever you happen to be pointing at the time. Unfortunately said bracelets are out of stock, so had to pull one out of the reject pile. The price of having products produced by literal chimps. I will, uh. Let you know if I find any other spare trinkets in there...

" Ｙｏｕｒ ａｄｖｅｎｔｕｒｅ ｓｅｅｍｓ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｔｒｅｎｄｉｎｇ ｔｏｗａｒｄｓ ｔｈｅ [ＴＨＲＥＥ]. Ｔｈｒｅｅ Ｄｏｏｒｓ. Ｔｈｒｅｅ Ｃｏｌｏｒｓ. Ｔｈｒｅｅ Ｓｅｔｔｉｎｇｓ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ Ｂａｄｇｅ. Ｔｈｅ Ｔｅｃｈｍｉｎｄ ｅｎｃｏｕｒａｇｅｓ ａｌｌ ｎｅｗ ｂｕｓｉｎｅｓｓ ｏｗｎｅｒｓ ｔｏ ｅｍｂｒａｃｅ ｓｕｃｈ ａｌｌ-ｅｎｃｏｍｐａｓｓｉｎｇ ｔｒｅｎｄｓ: Ｔｏ ｍｏｖｅ ａｇａｉｎｓｔ ｓｕｃｈ ａ ｆｌｏｗ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｔｏ ｄｉｓｓｏｌｖｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｗａｔｅｒｓ ｏｆ ａｄｖｅｒｓｉｔｙ. "

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ＩＮＣＯＭＩＮＧ ＡＤＶＥＲＴＩＳＥＭＥＮＴ ＦＲＯＭ ＴＨＥ ＴＥＣＨＭＩＮＤ:

Ａｎｄ ｗｈａｔ ｉｓ ｌｉｆｅ, ｂｕｔ ａ ｂｕｓｉｎｅｓｓ ｔｒａｎｓａｃｔｉｏｎ ｗｉｔｈ ｅｘｉｓｔｅｎｃｅ?
Ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｌｉｆｅ ｉｓ ｆｒｅｅ, ｓｏ ｅａｒｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｋｅｅｐ ｗｉｔｈ ｒｅｌｉａｂｌｅ, ｔｒｕｓｔｗｏｒｔｈｙ ｅｑｕｉｐｍｅｎｔ ｆｒｏｍ ａ ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ ｔｈａｔ ｖａｌｕｅｓ ｐｒａｇｍａｔｉｓｍ ｏｖｅｒ ｉｄｅａｌｉｓｍ.

ＴＨＥ ＴＥＣＨＭＩＮＤ - ＳＵＣＣＥＳＳ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＯＶＥＲＷＨＥＬＭＩＮＧ ＭＥＤＩＯＣＲＩＴＹ.

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" Ｔｏ ｔｈａｔ ｅｎｄ, Tｈｅ Ｔｅｃｈｍｉｎｄ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｏ ｇｉｖｅ ｙｏｕ ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｏｓｔ ｒｅｌｉａｂｌｅ, ｔｉｍｅ-ｔｅｓｔｅｄ ａｎｄ ｂｅｌｏｖｅｄ ｗｅａｐｏｎ ｏｎ ｏｆｆｅｒ: Ｔｈｅ ＳＨＩＥＬＤ-ＧＵＮ-ＢＬＡＤＥ. Ｉｔ ｉｓ ａ [ＴＨＲＥＥ] ｓｙｓｔｅｍ ｔｈａｔ ｗｉｌｌ ｓｏｒｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｏｐｐｏｎｅｎｔｓ, ａｎｄ ａｌｌｏｗ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｄｅｆｅａｔ ｔｈｅｍ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｓｉｎｇｌｅ ｉｔｅｍ. Ｓｈｉｅｌｄ ｒｅｆｌｅｃｔｓ Ｇｕｎ. Ｇｕｎ ｏｕｔ-ｒａｎｇｅｓ Ｂｌａｄｅ. Ｂｌａｄｅ ｃｌｅａｖｅｓ Ｓｈｉｅｌｄ. "

Hmmm. How about a staff? A staff would be nice, yes?



That little round thing in the middle is the strap! Easier to hold, isn't it?

I decided to draw those little braclets onto the staff, so it has magics as well! You can remove them if so you wish. You'll get a meelee weapon that way!

Bloodlust? Perhaps Being of Aid to the AUBREY will be more interesting than Initially thought. You shall be granted access to A Pair of Clawgloves from our Collection to Supplement your own woeful natural weaponry Unfortunately, Our Focus groups have discovered that Violence rates poorly with the Preschooler and Elderly Demographics and so we must insist you find a Pacifistic means to resolve any Combat you may unfortunately find yourself in. We Are Prepared to offer you a device to facilitate expedited Fleeing, should you fail at diplomacy, In the form of one(1) Skateboard. Safety equipment included!
Kind regards,The New Management
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE UNHELPFUL ONE

>Let's give her a double bladed light sabre. Like what Darth Maul had.
Or
>Here, have a gun.

A weapon eh? Time to see what I can conjure up...

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Tada! A beginners bracelet, perfect for lesson 101 of magics.

For simplicity's sake,we'll just use some standard crystals. Fire, Ice, and Lightning.
Just plug in the crystal to one of the three* slots, and tada, you can do a magic.

Now, since the bracelet has three slots you can use all these at once, and even combine the effects of different crystals into one spell! Fancy. This can get particularly complicated and intricate with enough slots and practice, but that's why it's a beginners bracelet, not a mighty mage deluxe or whatever those new arcane practioners call them these days. But I digress.

Using the band is quite simp... One moment.

Ahem. Using the band is quite simple. Point at something, and think of the element(s) you want to use. Then the bracelet works its magic... Oh, and as a beginners bracelet don't worry about misfires. It has a built-in safety due to certain incidents a few years back. Nothing to worry about!

*Normally beginners bracelets have four slots, with the fourth slot being very important for doing anything other than launch elemental bolts at wherever you happen to be pointing at the time. Unfortunately said bracelets are out of stock, so had to pull one out of the reject pile. The price of having products produced by literal chimps. I will, uh. Let you know if I find any other spare trinkets in there...

" Ｙｏｕｒ ａｄｖｅｎｔｕｒｅ ｓｅｅｍｓ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｔｒｅｎｄｉｎｇ ｔｏｗａｒｄｓ ｔｈｅ [ＴＨＲＥＥ]. Ｔｈｒｅｅ Ｄｏｏｒｓ. Ｔｈｒｅｅ Ｃｏｌｏｒｓ. Ｔｈｒｅｅ Ｓｅｔｔｉｎｇｓ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ Ｂａｄｇｅ. Ｔｈｅ Ｔｅｃｈｍｉｎｄ ｅｎｃｏｕｒａｇｅｓ ａｌｌ ｎｅｗ ｂｕｓｉｎｅｓｓ ｏｗｎｅｒｓ ｔｏ ｅｍｂｒａｃｅ ｓｕｃｈ ａｌｌ-ｅｎｃｏｍｐａｓｓｉｎｇ ｔｒｅｎｄｓ: Ｔｏ ｍｏｖｅ ａｇａｉｎｓｔ ｓｕｃｈ ａ ｆｌｏｗ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｔｏ ｄｉｓｓｏｌｖｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｗａｔｅｒｓ ｏｆ ａｄｖｅｒｓｉｔｙ. "

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ＩＮＣＯＭＩＮＧ ＡＤＶＥＲＴＩＳＥＭＥＮＴ ＦＲＯＭ ＴＨＥ ＴＥＣＨＭＩＮＤ:

Ａｎｄ ｗｈａｔ ｉｓ ｌｉｆｅ, ｂｕｔ ａ ｂｕｓｉｎｅｓｓ ｔｒａｎｓａｃｔｉｏｎ ｗｉｔｈ ｅｘｉｓｔｅｎｃｅ?
Ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｌｉｆｅ ｉｓ ｆｒｅｅ, ｓｏ ｅａｒｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｋｅｅｐ ｗｉｔｈ ｒｅｌｉａｂｌｅ, ｔｒｕｓｔｗｏｒｔｈｙ ｅｑｕｉｐｍｅｎｔ ｆｒｏｍ ａ ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ ｔｈａｔ ｖａｌｕｅｓ ｐｒａｇｍａｔｉｓｍ ｏｖｅｒ ｉｄｅａｌｉｓｍ.

ＴＨＥ ＴＥＣＨＭＩＮＤ - ＳＵＣＣＥＳＳ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＯＶＥＲＷＨＥＬＭＩＮＧ ＭＥＤＩＯＣＲＩＴＹ.

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" Ｔｏ ｔｈａｔ ｅｎｄ, Tｈｅ Ｔｅｃｈｍｉｎｄ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｏ ｇｉｖｅ ｙｏｕ ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｏｓｔ ｒｅｌｉａｂｌｅ, ｔｉｍｅ-ｔｅｓｔｅｄ ａｎｄ ｂｅｌｏｖｅｄ ｗｅａｐｏｎ ｏｎ ｏｆｆｅｒ: Ｔｈｅ ＳＨＩＥＬＤ-ＧＵＮ-ＢＬＡＤＥ. Ｉｔ ｉｓ ａ [ＴＨＲＥＥ] ｓｙｓｔｅｍ ｔｈａｔ ｗｉｌｌ ｓｏｒｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｏｐｐｏｎｅｎｔｓ, ａｎｄ ａｌｌｏｗ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｄｅｆｅａｔ ｔｈｅｍ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｓｉｎｇｌｅ ｉｔｅｍ. Ｓｈｉｅｌｄ ｒｅｆｌｅｃｔｓ Ｇｕｎ. Ｇｕｎ ｏｕｔ-ｒａｎｇｅｓ Ｂｌａｄｅ. Ｂｌａｄｅ ｃｌｅａｖｅｓ Ｓｈｉｅｌｄ. "

Hmmm. How about a staff? A staff would be nice, yes?

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Bloodlust? Perhaps Being of Aid to the AUBREY will be more interesting than Initially thought. You shall be granted access to A Pair of Clawgloves from our Collection to Supplement your own woeful natural weaponry Unfortunately, Our Focus groups have discovered that Violence rates poorly with the Preschooler and Elderly Demographics and so we must insist you find a Pacifistic means to resolve any Combat you may unfortunately find yourself in. We Are Prepared to offer you a device to facilitate expedited Fleeing, should you fail at diplomacy, In the form of one(1) Skateboard. Safety equipment included!
Kind regards,The New Management
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE UNHELPFUL ONE

>Let's give her a double bladed light sabre. Like what Darth Maul had.
Or
>Here, have a gun.

You created the Adaptive Combat Bracelet!
Your conflicting intentions produce... something... from multiple designs.



ADAPTIVE COMBAT BRACELET (Party Member)
The Adaptive Combat Bracelet is a free-flying multi-weapon with one directive: protect her owner at all costs.
By acting as a Party Member versus standard Equipment, 'Ada' absolves her owner of responsibility for bloodshed.
After all, the Elderly and Preschool Demographics appreciate a less violent heroine.



Ada joins the party!
You can check the party's status with, aptly, the STATUS command.
Further instructions to come.

AUBREY
"So... what you're saying is..."
"I'm a P*kemon Trainer now?"

Aubrey gives Ada a tentative pet. The bracelet(?) hums affectionately.

AUBREY
"Well, okay. If it works, it works."

She pauses to think, nerves fading in favour of excitement.

AUBREY
"Should we find something to t̴͇e̘͕̦̞̲̬ͅs̭͖̩̰t̖̜̫̟̕ ̻her ̣̫̣͇̻̕a̮̠̹̞bḭ̯͜ĺ̳̘i̵̖̠̝t̰͔͉̜i̧͓̖̫̘e̸̹̘̗̯̲̞s̯̦̜͚͓ͅ on?"
"Whoever's watching us should be the nervous one."

> How about that fence thingy!!!!

>Hm. Seems our connection got a tad fuzzy there.
>Let me check what we have in stock.

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SpoilerOh dear. This won't do at all...
I had planned on picking out a nice easy enemy for practice with oh, a nice frowning slime. Unfortunately, Barnabas our Bonobo in charge of shipping these things sent the wrong package.
bad Barnabas, no bananas for you tonight
Regardless, we managed to find the file on what monster we shipped in.
The good news is it's a rather easy monster. A few tricks, but nothing special.
The bad news is we, that is to say, Barnabas input the wrong coordinates. So it should show up at some point in the future, but not right now.
The worse news is it's a tricky critter outside combat, generally making a creepy nuisance of itself. Running off with keys, sneaking up behind you and making loud honking noises before running away, that sort of thing.

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Honkit

Trivia
Vaguely modeled after a certain clown, the Honkit is a relatively weak target suitable for early-intermediate adventurers who know combat 101, and are ready for combat 102.
Strength/Weaknesses
Honkit's are fairly fragile, with no particular weakness.
Honkit's tend to travel in packs, if you see one Honkit you can expect several more to be in the area.
Despite their goofy appearance, and waddling motions, they can move with surprising speed.
Grace on the other hand, is not their strong suit. It's rather easy to trip them up, and neutralize them that way. They can't get up without assistance.

Techniques
Headbutt - Little to no damage, good odds of knocking targets over.
Honk - Other than being a particularly creepy honk, no effect.
Head Shake - Starts shaking it's head, flinging miscellaneous objects out of its hair. Such as banana peels, bicycle horns, circus snacks, and whatever else it may have picked up.

Additionally, Barnabas offers their formal apology and will ensure that this won't happen again. Won't you Barnabas? "ook."

" Ｉｎｄｉｖｉｄｕａｌｌｙ, ｏｕｒ ｉｄｅａｓ ａｒｅ ｓｔｒｏｎｇ. Ｃｏｍｂｉｎｅｄ, ｏｕｒ ｉｄｅａｓ ｗｉｌｌ ｂｅ ｕｎｓｔｏｐｐａｂｌｅ. Ｂｕｔ ｙｅｓ, ｔｅｓｔｉｎｇ ｗｉｌｌ ｂｅ ｒｅｑｕｉｒｅｄ. Ｎｅｖｅｒ ｇｏ ｉｎｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｆｉｅｌｄ ｗｉｔｈ ｕｎｔｅｓｔｅｄ ｅｑｕｉｐｍｅｎｔ. Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｍｕｓｔ, ｆｉｎｄ ａ ｃｏｎｖｅｎｉｅｎｔ ｔｉｍｅ ｔｏ ｔｅｓｔ ｉｔ ａｓ ｓｏｏｎ ａｓ ｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｅ. Ｉｆ ｎｅｃｅｓｓａｒｙ, ｗｅ ｃａｎ ａｔｔｅｍｐｔ ｔｏ ｄｅｐｌｏｙ ｓｏｍｅ ｔａｒｇｅｔ ｄｒｏｎｅｓ ｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｏｃａｔｉｏｎ. "

( ＩＮＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＭＥＭＯ: Ｏｕｒ ｓｃｉｅｎｃｅ ｄｉｖｉｓｉｏｎ ｉｓ ｃａｕｔｉｏｎｉｎｇ ｕｓ ａｇａｉｎｓｔ ｄｅｐｌｏｙｉｎｇ ｓｏ ｍａｎｙ ｒａｎｄｏｍ ｉｄｅａｓ ａｔ ｏｎｃｅ. Ｉｔ ｓｅｅｍｓ ｏｕｒ Ｖｉｓｉｔｏｒ ｈａｓ ａ ｎａｓｔｙ ｈａｂｉｔ ｏｆ ｊｕｓｔ ｃｒａｍｍｉｎｇ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｉｄｅａｓ ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ. Ｔｈｉｓ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｌｅａｄ ｔｏ ｓｏｍｅ ｖｅｒｙ ｄａｎｇｅｒｏｕｓ ｄｅｓｉｇｎｓ, ｉｆ ｗｅ ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｃａｒｅｆｕｌ. Ｃｏｕｎｃｉｌ, ｈｏｗ ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｆｅｅｌ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈｉｓ? Ａｌｓｏ ｗｅ ａｒｅ ｒｅｑｕｅｓｔｉｎｇ ｐｅｒｍｉｓｓｉｏｎ ｔｏ ｄｅｐｌｏｙ [ＴＩＥＲ 0 ＡＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＩＧＵＲＥＳ] ｆｏｒ ｔａｒｇｅｔ ｐｒａｃｔｉｃｅ. Ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ Ｕｎａｒｍｅｄ, Ｕｎａｒｍｏｒｅｄ Ｓｏｆｔ Ｔａｒｇｅｔｓ ｔｈａｔ ｒｅｓｅｍｂｌｅ ｈｕｍａｎｏｉｄｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｏｎｉｔｏｒｓ ｆｏｒ ｈｅａｄｓ. Ｗｅ ｄｏ ｎｏｔ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｍｏｂｉｌｉｚｅ ａｎｙ ｓｏｒｔ ｏｆ ｎｏｎ-ｃｏｕｎｃｉｌ ｕｎｉｔｓ ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ ｐｅｒｍｉｓｓｉｏｎ. )

Internal letter adressed in reply to the letter of the Not-A-Bear.

I think I find ourselves in favor of deplpoying them! However, I feel as if maybe deploying items may be the cause of the brief static in Audrey's words. Perhaps we should lay low for a while? In any case, it would still be favorable to have decoys.

And perhaps before submitting anything to be brought in the world, do you believe we should hold a discussion first? Less danger would be wise. Similar to something like this discussion would be good.



Signed, wiltingMyosotis.

I also agree to the action figures. Should be nice, safe target practice.

Plus, agreeing on one thing should let us see what happens when, well. we agree.

>Fire out in random directions with reckless abandon. Set the world on fire.

>Fire out in random directions with reckless abandon. Set the world on fire.

> please no

>Fire out in random directions with reckless abandon. Set the world on fire.

> please no

>please yes

Let's light up some toys.

The management agrees that ACTION FIGURE BLOOD SHALL FLOW All new Merchandise should be thoroughly vetted before being released to the public. It would be HilariousTerrible if something should happen to our consumers or, indeed, The AUBREY our Dear Patron when we'd be blamed for it