Kingmaker

>Awaken



You have been asleep for a very, very, very long time. You are unsure how you know this, your memory is nothing but vague sounds echoing upon empty shadows.

All you know for certain is your nature. You are a god. Made by the Creator and sent on a mission.

You have the nasty suspicion you might have failed in that endeavour.

Whatever energy awakened you seems to be slowly dissipating as you absorb it, it's impending absence makes you feel slightly worried. Perhaps its best you do something before it disappears entirely. But what?

>_

> Try to communicate with it!? Are you telepathic?!? IS IT SAPIENT???

You need a more stable vessel to house it's essence.

Create a million billion stars but then make one tiny rock that's actually habitable

> Try to communicate with it!? Are you telepathic?!? IS IT SAPIENT???

It.... It's just energy apparently.

You try to talk to it as best you know how but it doesn't seem to be responding. It just sits there, being an encouraging light full of warmth and happiness like some kind of stupid puppy.

It takes you a second to realise you don't know what a puppy is, but apparently it is a very good boy.

You need a more stable vessel to house it's essence.

That's an idea but uh... You have no idea how to make something.

Or what you could make to bottle up some light.

Perhaps some kind of light bottle? But wouldn't the light just pass through it in that case because its transparent? Sides you have nothing to make it out of... You get the distinct impression you shouldn't need anything more than the atoms floating around you but you have no idea why you feel that or how you're supposed to do anything about that.

Create a million billion stars but then make one tiny rock that's actually habitable

...You don't know how to make a glass jar, you're pretty sure fusion reactions on a mass scale are a bit beyond your skill level right now.

This energy is still slowly dissipating. You could probably try to absorb the rest of it before it disappears.

If you absorb it, it will just be you. That's a lonely fate. Use the remaining energy to make a friend much like you were made.

Absorb the energy field, even though it's larger than your head and thus against the Evil Overlord Handbook.

If you absorb it, it will just be you. That's a lonely fate. Use the remaining energy to make a friend much like you were made.

yes, friendship, the most important invention

Absorb energy too fast then sneeze it out in a new more radical format

eat it

If you absorb it, it will just be you. That's a lonely fate. Use the remaining energy to make a friend much like you were made.

yes, friendship, the most important invention

3rded, but I want 2 friends that are very small

make a king

> Absorb it with a hug.

If you absorb it, it will just be you. That's a lonely fate. Use the remaining energy to make a friend much like you were made.

yes, friendship, the most important invention

3rded, but I want 2 friends that are very small

Friends? That'd be nice. You think you had friends once. But you can't quite, seem to... recall them.

In either case, if you can't make something as simple as a glass jar or as massive as a star, you're pretty sure making someone as intelligent as yourself might be a bit beyond you.

make a king

Now you're just making me repeat myself.

eat it

How do you eat energy? Also you're not sure if you have a mouth.



Nevermind, you just learned you have a mouth.

Absorb energy too fast then sneeze it out in a new more radical format

Thats... an idea. Ok you're going to slowly approach it and try to-

> Absorb it with a hug.

Oh.

Uhm.

You're at least 25% certain this was not where you were before.

Like almost exactly.



Yeah, you're lost.

>Looks like you dun did a universe

Go exploring!!!

>Go snort some stars, nothing can go wrong.

>You are not lost you know exactly where you are not.

>Any direction is as good as any.

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omg it's gallo hi gallo

Run in a straight line for 25 million years until something cool comes within your line of sight.

>Looks like you dun did a universe

>You are not lost you know exactly where you are not.

You're pretty sure both of those things are incorrect.

Go exploring!!!

>Go snort some stars, nothing can go wrong.

Run in a straight line for 25 million years until something cool comes within your line of sight.

>Any direction is as good as any.

THAT, however, is at least something to do.







Well.. you found a thing!

It's pre tty !! Get a closer look

>Eh I don't like the look of this thing, find another one!

There might be locals. Be sure to disguise yourself or you may risk creating a new religion.

>Either someone had an obscene amount of green and blue paint and an equally absurd amount of time, or you found a planet with... LIFE.
>Go poke around a bit, maybe start a cult and teach them fire.