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Claw at those curtainesque robes.

Spin around and hiss. Fluff up twice your size. Unsheathe claws. Show them you mean buisiness

Roll onto your back, exposing your soft and pettable underbelly. (It is a trap)

> IS THAT A LASER POINTER YOU CAN ACTUALLY GRAB?

> IS THAT A LASER POINTER YOU CAN ACTUALLY GRAB?

the entire man is a laser pointer

> Put on your cutest face to dissuade the spectre.

Sink your teeth into its leg

AWW ISN'T THAT A CUTE FACE

> Don't let go.

Climb the leg. Faces are much more sensitive and unprotected than feet.

>Attempt to leap a their hood

> Can you still move?

> Rotate to land on your feet.

The woman's name is Frances Zendejas. She's twenty four years old, works a series of odd jobs, and is perpetually late.

The woman's name is Snipes. The plastic bag she's carrying contains all of her tools, for she cannot afford a proper bag.

> Let it go. If it's really important, they'll leave a voicemail.

>Ugh, debt collectors. How did they even get this number? Answer with a more befitting equivalent of "new phone who dis?"

> Who calls anymore? Ignore the call and text the number. Instead of punctuation, use emoticons and exclamation points. Abbreviate everything.

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