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09-10-2016, 12:05 AM
Every year, ~3 people are killed by vending machines.
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♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫
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♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫
09-10-2016, 12:05 AM
Every year, ~3 people are killed by vending machines.
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09-10-2016, 12:09 AM
that's actually a fairly low mortality price to pay for the general use of vending machines imo
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09-10-2016, 12:11 AM
wait do you mean three total or three per vending machine
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09-10-2016, 12:12 AM
Probably lower than the net life quality lost by all of the junk food purchased by said vending machines
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09-10-2016, 12:13 AM
i think there are also 6 elevator related deaths per year in the USA
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09-10-2016, 12:23 AM
Fewer than two people a decade die from an ingrown nail.
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09-10-2016, 12:39 AM
106 Killed in Fatal Vending Machine Malfunction
An unknown error in a local vending machine has caused the deaths of 106, with 20 more injured. Surviving witnesses said that the man at the vending machine typed 310 (the code for Dill-Flavoured Doritos Chips) and put in a 100$ bill. After a few minutes of beeping, the machine declared that "[the secret government code has been] accepted, self-destruct", causing a 150 m explosion in the Mall. 67 were pronounced dead on the scene, and a further 39 were declared dead after emergency surgeries. "The damages done by [that diabolical machine] were unlike anything this hospital has ever seen," commented a secretary. Programmers of the vending macine released the following statement - "What the fuck? What the fuck," - before rushing back to their cubicles. Reporters could not reach them for further comment. The Mayor could not be reached for comment; he had taken a small clear pill and started foaming at the mouth.
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09-10-2016, 02:05 AM
How many vending machines are killed by people every year?
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10-05-2016, 02:17 AM
Every year, up to 13 animals escape from zoos in the general world area.
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10-07-2016, 07:01 AM
How many animals break into zoos?
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10-07-2016, 11:04 AM
We aren't sure, all the statisticians that seek this information disappear...
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