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♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - Reyweld - 09-10-2016
Every year, ~3 people are killed by vending machines.
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - Jacquerel - 09-10-2016
that's actually a fairly low mortality price to pay for the general use of vending machines imo
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - Jacquerel - 09-10-2016
wait do you mean three total or three per vending machine
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - qwerx3 - 09-10-2016
Probably lower than the net life quality lost by all of the junk food purchased by said vending machines
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - Solekii - 09-10-2016
i think there are also 6 elevator related deaths per year in the USA
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - Kíeros - 09-10-2016
Fewer than two people a decade die from an ingrown nail.
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - Reyweld - 09-10-2016
106 Killed in Fatal Vending Machine Malfunction
An unknown error in a local vending machine has caused the deaths of 106, with 20 more injured. Surviving witnesses said that the man at the vending machine typed 310 (the code for Dill-Flavoured Doritos Chips) and put in a 100$ bill. After a few minutes of beeping, the machine declared that "[the secret government code has been] accepted, self-destruct", causing a 150 m explosion in the Mall.
67 were pronounced dead on the scene, and a further 39 were declared dead after emergency surgeries. "The damages done by [that diabolical machine] were unlike anything this hospital has ever seen," commented a secretary.
Programmers of the vending macine released the following statement - "What the fuck? What the fuck," - before rushing back to their cubicles. Reporters could not reach them for further comment.
The Mayor could not be reached for comment; he had taken a small clear pill and started foaming at the mouth.
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - SeaWyrm - 09-10-2016
How many vending machines are killed by people every year?
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - Reyweld - 09-10-2016
~23
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - Reyweld - 10-05-2016
Every year, up to 13 animals escape from zoos in the general world area.
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - SeaWyrm - 10-07-2016
How many animals break into zoos?
RE: ♪Here comes a thought, that might alarm you♫ - Reyweld - 10-07-2016
We aren't sure, all the statisticians that seek this information disappear...