Fridge Frenzy (FINISHED; Sleepy, earthexe, Wheat and Sruixan[x2] Win!)

cut off! (update pending)

END OF VOTING PHASE 5

Lynch Votes:
No Lynch (2) - Wheat, earthexe
Abstaining (1) - Sleepy

Item Votes:
Wheat (2) - Sleepy, earthexe
Abstaining (1) - Wheat

Wheat receives a gift in the mail! Everyone receives a gift in the mail!

START OF VOTING PHASE 6

Qwerx3 has not returned; the game has not ended.

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Spoileri hope you all rot

Or...... Spoil, as the temperature-controlled cool case may be

Item schazer's corpse

No. I don't believe in sacrifice. Every effort must be made to protect.

We can even sit here, by ourselves... no lynching anybody. Just us... nirvana.

Also qwerx3 is probably just hiding out so we can't target him, turtling up until the end of the game. We can smoke him out by waiting!!

Can we just achieve nirvana at this point

fuck it lynch sleepy

my excuse is that i went insane in the heat of lynch hell and forgot what pacifism is (even though I technically wasn't a pacifist)

oh.

i rescind that. i abstain lynch like i always was, hahahahahahahaha... ha...

oh fuck now I'M the crazy one

It doesn't look like anyone is going to do anything more this voting phase; I'm going to end it!

END OF VOTING PHASE 6

KILL VOTALS
No lynch (1) - Wheat
Abstaining (2) - Sleepy, Earthexe

ITEM VOTALS
Abstaining (3)

The group decides not to have a lynch.

Wheat (randomly) gets a present in the mail! Everyone gets a present in the mail.

START OF VOTING PHASE 7

Qwerx3 is still missing.......

Livelist (4?/13):

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Spoiler1. Shredded - MEAT PASTA SAUCE overdosed VP3
2. earthexe
3. a52 - EASY ON THE MAYONNAISE lynched VP3
4. (ICan'tGive)Credit - HUNDRED THOUSAND DEGREE KEY-LIME PIE lynched VP2
5. Schazer - Tolerant Turmeric-scented Cinnamon-scented Pottle of Kimchi overdosed VP5
6. Wheat
7. Sruixian - Sruixan was a Tolerant Jar of Mango Chutney Underdosed (Very Happy) VP5
8. Robust Laser - Visions of the Past SODA lynched VP3
9. SeaWyrm - ENERGY DRINK body discovered VP3
10. Gatr - Lemongrass-scented SIMPLY LEMONADE lynched VP2
11. Mirdini - SMØRREBRØD explodified VP2
12. Sleepy
13. Qwerx3 - MISSING!

Hey guys, wanna just hoard items?

I like 3 but 4 is also good

END OF VOTING PHASE 7

(2) NO LYNCH, (1) EARTHEXE GETS THE ITEM

earthexe gets an item in the mail! Everyone gets an item in the mail.

START OF VOTING PHASE 8

Qwerx3 is still missing.............................!!!

((You will find that many days of nothing in a row makes for an unexciting way to die at VP 15

PREEDIT: I made a little mod mistake this voting phase re: the spork. Whoops. Not really going to affect anything though...))

this going to go on forever, i say lynch earthexe

this going to go on forever, i say lynch earthexe

i instead don't do that

Nah, my wincon is achievable by killing wheat but I like a challenge.

uh, spork wheat, and item sleepy

It's a bad idea to lynch me, you should know.

Well I mean.


Fuck it I was going to reason some stuff here and I can't bring myself to be unreasonable anymore. I don't spork you. You should just have your trip and I'll have your body cremated and in an urn on my fruity desk.

I'll put your organs in their respective sarcophagi and prepare you for the afterlife

I'll have your cap stuffed and mounted on my wall

I'll save a sample of your DNA in process of saving all foodkind in this cold, post apocalyptic refrigerator of a world where everybody but the three of us are dead. And you.... as a flutter of hope in my heart and in my soul.

When you go off to sozzletown... I hope that time slows down for you, infinitely trapping your mind in a state of euphoria, lasting for an eternity with me and Sleepy in space of a fraction of a second. And just know that I will remember you, until it is time for me to do the same........... you, the one who I call.................... friend

I'll be here, really close to your face as you take pills and kill yourself. I just gotta have that deathbreath in my mouth

I shake my slots as per the ceremony, and shed a tear in remembrance.

WHEAT eats 2 pills:
1. Tastes like Magnet.
2. Tastes like PHD.

((I've decided to just keep on resolving sporks immediately))

VOTES TO LYNCH:
No Lynch (1) - Wheat
Abstaining (2)

VOTES TO ITEM:
Sleepy (1) - earthexe

Holy shit did he survive