Fridge Frenzy (FINISHED; Sleepy, earthexe, Wheat and Sruixan[x2] Win!)

did the alliance mean nothing???????

The three people who are not voting for you (me, earthexe, you) are the alliance!


the three people who are voting for you are not the alliance!

Oh, sorry!!

sleepy did you just give me an item

yeah a cc i d e n tl y but i t s t o o l a t e t o thi nk a b o ut th at

c̝̺̭͍̪̅̀ͤ̔̿ͧͥ͝ͅu̯̮͎̩̖̮͂͊͢͝t͇̟̜͓̳̽ͣ̓ͣͣͧ̇̇͢͠ ̷̖̳ͮ̋͗̋̑o̸͔͔͙͒̿͒͊̌̈́̈́ͯ̚͘ͅf̡͉̭̟͕̩̂̇̔ͬf̵͎ͭ̀̊̓ͫ͊̊ͦ͠!͖̟̫͈̘̻̦̎̔̈́ͪͪ̍ͪͥ͡͞ ̺̠̫̜̝͕̭͓̽ͣ̂ͤͧ̑͘͢9̛̺̦̺͉̠͇̼̮̞̽̋͌ͪͫ̅̕u̴̶̡̥̫̖̜̣̽͌ͥ̂̏̏̇ͩp̷̼̺̹͇̩̣̥̼̻ͥ̈͊̎ͬͩ̏ͣ̉d̵̞͖ͫ̎͜a̝͖̞͕̝͈̠̲̍̽ͦ̈ͅt̨̎̏͗͋͛̚͏̥͇̲̗̙̮̰̟e̴̷͓̤̯͒ͩͧͪ͒ ̷̼̙̼̟͚̗͓̍̏̓̎̐̚p͔̗̃̉̑͆̔̀ͦͥ͑́͢e̸̡ͤͨ̄҉̞̼͇̲͇̯̖̗ṅ̷̪̯̖̞̼͉͓ͭ͛̓̃̋̽̚d̤͙͎̹̠͙̼̙̏̚i̷̞̯̺̭͗ͫ̔ͨ̐͘͘n̨̝̙̰̈́̿ͬ̀͋͠g̳͈̲͓̺̫̦͈̣͛)̢̘̜͕͍͈̱̤̓ͩ͂̅̚

i messed it all up

EM|] ()F VOtinG PH@SE 4

ITEM VOTE:
Schazer (3) - earthexe, qwerx3, Wheat
Sruixan (1) - Schazer
earthexe (1) - Sruixan
Abstaining (1) - Sleepy

LYNCH VOTE:
Sleepy (3) - Schazer, Sruixan, qwerx3
Sruixan (2) - Sleepy, Wheat
Abstaining (3) - earthexe

The people turn on Sleepy, stabbing them. N͝othin͘g ͝happ̵en͠s͞?
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R͡E̡YWÈL͠D ̷US̸E͘D ̧THE̢ MU͡R̷D́ER͝ ̸SLǪT̸ ̵M͠ACH́I̶NE̵:́
̡Èa̸rt͜h̨exe,͡ ̷Éarţhe̡xe̛, Ea͠r̷thexe!̴!̶
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̨E͟arth́e͡x͝e c̵oug̀hs ͝u҉p so̧m͡e̕ ͢b̡l̶oo̸d͢, ̕bu͝t sur̨vive̕s̛ the̢ ̵att͟em̶p̢t̴ ̕ǫn ̢t͝hȩi͡r l͜if̧e.͟
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Ev̀ery͜one҉ ̕(espe̛cia̡ll̵y S͘c͞haz̧e͠r͞) ͝r̛e̸ceiv̢es͞ a̕ c̛ar̛d҉bo҉ar̸d ͜b͘o͘x̷!
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R̨EYWELD USED ͘THE ͢FUTURI̶STÍC G̀IFT͘ S̢ĹO̷T MACHI̸NE:͞
͜Q̸w͜e̸rx̷3, Q̧w͡e̡rx̸3, Qw͢e͝rx̕3!̷!
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R͜EYWELD҉ US͢E̡D̸ ͝T̶HE D͟AIĹY͠ G̕IF̛T̕ ̶SL̀OT͞ ̧MAC̢HIN̴E̢ ̛(x4͜):͠
̨Qwe҉r̕x3,͢ Qw͘e͘r͠x͢3̡, ̕Q͠w̧er̕x3!!
S̶lee͏py,͝ ͘S͢le͠ep̴y,̧ Sl͞èe͜p̕y!̛!
͢Wh̡ea҉t, ̷W͟he̵at́, ͜W̴hea͝ţ!!
̢Sru͝ixa͡n̕,͘ ̀S̢r͡u͜ixa͠ņ, ̢S̡ru͏ix̨a̧ǹ!!̀

Qwerx3 has gone missing!

START OF VOTING PHASE 5

Everything seems to be back in order.

Yes!!

Oh fuck how did I almost die

Slot slot it up!! Eat that TUESDAY pill.

Welp seeing as voting Sleepy off the island didn't work, I must follow the Grand Unrules of Team Fuck Alignments and Vote: Wheat

Oh and qwerx you can live too. turns out i don't need to survive any more i only need sleepy to survive so.....

Qwerx3 has gone missing!

Also it's not a hate group it's ~counterculture~

Vote: wheat

Item: Schazer

Pull a slot machine lever

Point spoon at: wheat

vote: schazer
item: wheat
i eat the wednesday pill do the slots and point the spoon at schazer

Yeah, nice, I was waiting for reyweld to update before I decided. But yeah okay, sorry for leading you on schaz but I'm voting for you lol

welp time to Go For Broke And Swallow My Full Remaining Stock Of Drug

okay but what was the exact deal with the, and I quote, "lover item" sleepy gave wheat yesterday

because if we have a pair of legit lovers now then

earthexe: if you retract your vote and the votals end up tied between wheat and Schaz then lovers would mean there would be at most three people alive tomorrow, depending on the state of qwerx

Okay, then I can't make a judgement until we know how all these actions resolve. Specifically, how Schazer's overdose works out...

Well, if schazer is going to die from drugs, then the friend alliance zone can spend our time lynching someone else like say, oh, sruixan

EARTHEXE pulls the Slot Machine (x2):
1. SEASONING, PILL, CHARM
2. SEASONING, SEASONING, BAY LEAF

EARTHEXE eats a pill (x1):
1. Tastes like PHD.

WHEAT pulls the Slot Machine (x4):
1. PILL, SEASONING, CHARM.
2. CHARM, BAY LEAF, PILL.
3. SEASONING, SPOON, SPOON.
4. SLOT, SLOT, SPOON.

SRUIXAN pulls the Slot Machine (x1):
1. SEASONING, BAY LEAF, CHARM.

SLEEPY eats a Pill (x1):
1. Tastes like pottle of kimchi.

SLEEPY does the Slots (x2):
1. SEASONING, SPOON, CHARM.
2. PILL, CHARM, PILL.

SCHAZER eats a Pill (x1):
1. Tastes like magnet. The Magnets fly together! You have died...

Schazer was a Tolerant Turmeric-scented Cinnamon-scented Pottle of Kimchi

An anonymous vote has been placed on Schazer.

I'VE BEEN SLACKIN ON THE VOTALS:

BLENDER VOTE:
Wheat - Schazer (#278), Sruixan (#288)
Sruixan - earthexe (#300)
Schazer - Wheat (#281), Sleepy (#291), 1 Anonymous Vote

GIT GIFT GIF GI:
Schazer - Sruixan (#288)
Wheat - Sleepy (#291)

Livelist (5?/13):

SpoilerShow

Livelist (5?/13):
1. Shredded - MEAT PASTA SAUCE overdosed VP3
2. earthexe
3. a52 - EASY ON THE MAYONNAISE lynched VP3
4. (ICan'tGive)Credit - HUNDRED THOUSAND DEGREE KEY-LIME PIE lynched VP2
5. Schazer - Tolerant Turmeric-scented Cinnamon-scented Pottle of Kimchi overdosed VP5
6. Wheat
7. Sruixian
8. Robust Laser - Visions of the Past SODA lynched VP3
9. SeaWyrm - ENERGY DRINK body discovered VP3
10. Gatr - Lemongrass-scented SIMPLY LEMONADE lynched VP2
11. Mirdini - SMØRREBRØD explodified VP2
12. Sleepy
13. Qwerx3 - MISSING

okay but wheat hold up

Consider: if you need sleepy to survive in order to win, and your vote bloc means the lynch is not a threat, then would you agree that the vanishing is the only other problem that you can attempt to deal with? Because in that case I would highly recommend Vote: earthexe

well sorry but if you're the randomiser, sleepy's the lover maker and I'm the roleblocker, there's a nice process of elimination thing you can do here

Not gonna lie, I was hoping you would opt for the latter over the former there. If you're prepared to put your trust in earthexe not screwing up your wincons then I can't entirely persuade you; what I can say is that killing earthexe today guarantees three/four wins (assuming the proliferation of final three wincons and with number depending on qwerx status), not doing so will inevitably lead to more betrayal and potentially fewer wins.

not that it will matter, but just because I bothered to fetch it earlier when I was figuring this out:

I'm just gonna hoard my item for now and not just because somebody was rude nope never


anyways Item: Wheat

and Lynch: Wheat

obvs gatr was not meant to be released from this mortal coil (yet) so sure i'll join the alliance

emphasis mine because guess who blocked Laser for phase 2

I mean, before this phase started I was thinking I'd propose a hijink whereby I blocked Reyweld just to see what would happen, as inspired by your own actions. That is not something I can do if I die. I did check that. It's my conditionally submitted action anyway, just in case.

I considered whether or not I could persuade people to keep me alive based on this apparent ability to hold the entire game to ransom for shits and giggles. I could have tried to write an argument to this effect, but it is 3am.

I told Ix that I was suffering and they suggested I try to join the alliance. The alliance that is dead-set on killing me. Thanks, Ix.