Post making contest 4.0

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TWELVE passes

2.3, 3.5, 4.1, 5.5
6.2, 6.4, 7.3, 8.4
8.5, 9.4, 11.2, 11.3
11.4, 12.3, 12.4, 14.4
18.1, 19.3, 20.1, 21.5
22.4, 23.2, 23.4, 24.2
25.4, 26.4, 29.2, 29.4
30.2, 30.3, 30.4, 30.5
31.2, 34.5



7.4? Twelve could be an adjective?
23.3? doesn't even have two lines to end with
24.5? is TWELVE a hot new meme
[29.5 I don't think this PC meme existed before this round though]

Metas:
1.5 if you don't have a sig
2.5 if you edited the post subject
4.2 if the 2's not in the time of the ones column
10.3 if post number is odd
14.2 if post number is prime
21.1 if not part of a doublepost
24.1 if posted in the same color text as previous judgement post
26.1 if post subject doesn't contain re
26.5 if, effectively, the previous post was also TWELVE
31.1 if at least 1 hour has elapsed between previous post
31.3 if post number is divisible by 6
31.5 if username doesn't contain TWELVE (e.g. Akumu, Sruixan, Kaynato)
32.5 if post number is divisible by 100
33.2 if post is unedited (probably)
33.3 if post is probably 12 posts after another TWELVE post (among other ways)

Supermetas:
15.4 "Rule 1-3 must be fulfilled in the previous post"
15.5 "Must break one and only one of rules 1-3"
23.1 if breaks rule 3
23.5 if breaks rule 1
28.5 always passes, randomizes rule order [might not be applied, according to discord?]
33.1 "You must follow rule 1 from your most recently hosted ruleset."

highly unlikely:
7.2
31.4

This post passes no rules. Please note I struggled with what an integer was and decided it meant a numeral so 33.3 has in the past not passed in the way you've described and now i'm sticking with my terrible understanding out of consistency

This is update #177.

Actual quotes from Ix regarding the Supermetas listed above:

15.4: "fuck that rule"
15.5: "essentially, uh, no, uh, I probably kept that rule"
23.1 & 23.5: "I should have ignored that"
Fingertips: "there is no way I would do that"
33.1: "which rule is that?"

End of message.

This post passes no rules and here is my official stance on these rules

15.4 (previous post must have won 1-3): kind of unfair, made this an autopass
15.5 (don't pass one of rules 1-3, auto passes that rule): This is in effect
23.1 & 23.5: only the part about how a rule is passed if another rule fails is ignored in this rules hell
Fingertips: I'm not enacting this because you have little enough information you don't need added randomization
33.1: the revenge rule: this is totally in effect

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This post passes no rules

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This post passes rule 5

joss.lpg

This post passes no rules

OH COME ON NOPAD YOU HAD LOSS.JPG THERE THAT'S WHY I MADE THAT JOKE NO FAIR DELETING IT.

This post passes rule 1

TWELVE

This post passes rule 1

TWELVE

This post passes rule 5

This is update #178.

We now have confirmation that Ix is ignoring 23.1 and 23.5. I am glad that I got this out of Ix.

End of message.

This post passes no rules

TWELVE

This post passes rule 2

TWELVE

This post passes rules 1, 2 and 5

TWELVE

This post passes rule 5

TWELVE

This post passes rules 3 and 5

TWELVE

This post passes rule 5

TWELVE

This post passes rule 5

TWELVE

This post passes rule 2 and 5

TWELVE

This post passes 2 and 5

TWELVE

This post passes rule 2

TWELVE

This post passes no rules

TWELVE

This post passes rule 2

TWELVE

This post passes rule 1

TWELVE

This post passes rule 3

TWELVE

This post passes rule 1

TWELVE

This post passes no rules

TWELVE

This post passes no rules

TWELVE

This post passes no rules

TWELVE

This post passes rule 2

TWELVE

This post passes rules 1 and 3

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This post passes no rules

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This post passes no rules

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This post passes no rules

only 11 :(

This is update #179.

Ix told me to write down what they were saying. Kind of. Not exactly in those words, but I knew what they meant:

"Do you - do you want some terrible hints? it's up to you, I have, I have an idea, but it's only if you want it it's not if you don't want it. Are you transcribing this? Fuck off, Sruix. This offer extends only to people who can physically speak to me right now. It is not for others. Hi Laser. Yeah this can't be edited by other people than me. That's a good point, actually. It was before... Sruix's ruleset, they were just in between Sruix's and... whatever was before that. Theyll be listed in my document before my coup ruleset and the ruleset before that. Oh yeah, I remember that now. immediately afterwards. Yep, it was a double bill of rules hell. Are you transcribing this entire conversation now Sruix? Stop it Sruix. This is privileged information. You signed a non-disclosure agreement, remember? Oh dammit. What the fuck! Sruix! No comment! Transcribe that. Are you a fucking stenographer? Are you now writing "long pause" or something like that. This is now getting incredibly meta, Sruix. Please stop. I miss you. This is terrible."

End of message.

only 11 :(

This post passes rule 4

This is update #179.

Ix told me to write down what they were saying. Kind of. Not exactly in those words, but I knew what they meant:

"Do you - do you want some terrible hints? it's up to you, I have, I have an idea, but it's only if you want it it's not if you don't want it. Are you transcribing this? Fuck off, Sruix. This offer extends only to people who can physically speak to me right now. It is not for others. Hi Laser. Yeah this can't be edited by other people than me. That's a good point, actually. It was before... Sruix's ruleset, they were just in between Sruix's and... whatever was before that. Theyll be listed in my document before my coup ruleset and the ruleset before that. Oh yeah, I remember that now. immediately afterwards. Yep, it was a double bill of rules hell. Are you transcribing this entire conversation now Sruix? Stop it Sruix. This is privileged information. You signed a non-disclosure agreement, remember? Oh dammit. What the fuck! Sruix! No comment! Transcribe that. Are you a fucking stenographer? Are you now writing "long pause" or something like that. This is now getting incredibly meta, Sruix. Please stop. I miss you. This is terrible."

End of message.

This post passes rule 4

12. Twelve.

Ixcaliber good!!! Lubrication.

My previous post had the following properties:

1. Sentences no longer than five syllables
2. Has text that is all of bold, underlined, italics, nested in that order
3. Has an English word of at least four syllables
4. "Shouts"
5. Compliments an Eagle-Timer