The Grand Tweet II: Finished

This is it. This should do it.
Conway prepared to throw the NEGAHARPOON

“I’ve got it!” The Impatient exclaimed. “I’ll bring in a new contestant.”

And then he summoned Ultimate Dracula.

And then Loquacious realized something. Perhaps he didn't need to survive in order to win.
"Rannus, strangle me! Quickly!"
The arm complied.

The NEGAHARPOONwas thrown. Space warbled and warped around it as it flew through the air.

As soon as he reached the afterlife, Loquacious set about finding the other contestants.
It was time for reinforcements.

Well okay, so half of the lair no longer existed. It appeared his enemy didn't either.

So he won, right? ...where's the fanfare?

The path out of the afterlife was perilous, but Loquacious knew how best to use the contestants' talents to escape.
They lived again.

Wait. A strange presence. Okay, a very specific presence.


God dammit, only I can cheat death! That's my thing!

The wind blew around Conway, and hair blew through it and tangled him up.
99 glass clones each punched him. A tree did, too.

Ow!
Oh yeah,

Ow!

Great idea-

Ow!

Assholes-

OW!

Punching somebody made out of - ow - okay could you stop that

a pen
a brave pen
writes a message on NegaConway
is it poetry
or is it a spell?

it can be both

here
a wizard earns
a new hat

That's it! My turn!
NegaConway grabbed Bob and Baskerville, turning them to NegaPen and Negaskerville!
Meet MY team!

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Wow you have no idea how much less stressful this is now I don't have to post for Times. I am now feeling like an actual person again. Okay so I guess this doesn't apply to cyber or fogel but if you want to pm me opinions on this do so now. Remember less than 140 characters.

pen and clones
turned against us

the pen is mightier than the sword
but is it mightier than love?
or the hair of a willow?

a wizard chants

Such power in the written word. Infused with negativity -- unstoppable!
Negaskervilles! Prepare NegaHarpoons! Don't let him finish!

a hundred harpoons
sail through the air
but all that flies
depends on the wind
two strong gusts
and the harpoons
are blown aside
like dust

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Okay here we go. Final decision. Honestly this entire battle has been great, all of you. You made this incredibly difficult to judge, right down to the end. However in the end I'm going to have to go with Fogel.

You've all been wonderful. Now deathpost and lets finish this thing.

EDIT: FOGEL FOR THE WINNER I MEAN, GOSH I THOUGHT I HAD OVERCOME MY BRAIN DAMAGE.

KNOCK THAT SHIT OUT ALREADY!
NegaConway was getting fairly mad at all of this. Especially the poetry.
He began forming a ball of nothing.

in the end
we are all nothing

you have nothing
you are nothing
and by the way

did you never notice
the words came from behind you?

PUNCH

The largest NEG what

Nothingness of such magnitude
Backfired.
Destroys even nothingness.

Conway is gone.

"What's going on in here?" The Impatient wanders in. "Guess I don't need you." He dismisses Ultcula and the dead battlers too.

"Go home."

Loquacious sees no need to waste a perfectly good spell.
"...andnowifinishyou!"
An immense magical burst kills the Impatient.
The End.

You are all wonderful people, you made it very difficult for me. Now who is going to host The Grand Tweet III so I can play?

Hooooooo snap that was rad.

a delightfully epic ending

Also DF is again a winner.