RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:39 PM
This is it. This should do it.
Conway prepared to throw the NEGAHARPOON
Conway prepared to throw the NEGAHARPOON
The Grand Tweet II: Finished
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:39 PM
This is it. This should do it.
Conway prepared to throw the NEGAHARPOON
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:40 PM
“I’ve got it!” The Impatient exclaimed. “I’ll bring in a new contestant.”
And then he summoned Ultimate Dracula. Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:40 PM
And then Loquacious realized something. Perhaps he didn't need to survive in order to win.
"Rannus, strangle me! Quickly!" The arm complied.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:41 PM
The NEGAHARPOONwas thrown. Space warbled and warped around it as it flew through the air.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:44 PM
As soon as he reached the afterlife, Loquacious set about finding the other contestants.
It was time for reinforcements.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:45 PM
Well okay, so half of the lair no longer existed. It appeared his enemy didn't either.
So he won, right? ...where's the fanfare?
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:48 PM
The path out of the afterlife was perilous, but Loquacious knew how best to use the contestants' talents to escape.
They lived again.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:49 PM
Wait. A strange presence. Okay, a very specific presence.
God dammit, only I can cheat death! That's my thing!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:50 PM
The wind blew around Conway, and hair blew through it and tangled him up.
99 glass clones each punched him. A tree did, too.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:52 PM
Ow!
Oh yeah, Ow! Great idea- Ow! Assholes- OW! Punching somebody made out of - ow - okay could you stop that
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:54 PM
a pen
a brave pen writes a message on NegaConway is it poetry or is it a spell? it can be both here a wizard earns a new hat
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:56 PM
That's it! My turn!
NegaConway grabbed Bob and Baskerville, turning them to NegaPen and Negaskerville! Meet MY team!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:57 PM
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:59 PM
pen and clones
turned against us the pen is mightier than the sword but is it mightier than love? or the hair of a willow? a wizard chants
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 11:01 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-27-2012, 11:03 PM by Robust Laser.)
Such power in the written word. Infused with negativity -- unstoppable!
Negaskervilles! Prepare NegaHarpoons! Don't let him finish!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 11:03 PM
a hundred harpoons
sail through the air but all that flies depends on the wind two strong gusts and the harpoons are blown aside like dust
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 11:05 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-27-2012, 11:06 PM by Ixcaliber.)
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 11:05 PM
KNOCK THAT SHIT OUT ALREADY!
NegaConway was getting fairly mad at all of this. Especially the poetry. He began forming a ball of nothing.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 11:07 PM
in the end
we are all nothing you have nothing you are nothing and by the way did you never notice the words came from behind you? PUNCH
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 11:10 PM
The largest NEG what
Nothingness of such magnitude Backfired. Destroys even nothingness. Conway is gone.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 11:16 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-27-2012, 11:18 PM by Ixcaliber.)
"What's going on in here?" The Impatient wanders in. "Guess I don't need you." He dismisses Ultcula and the dead battlers too.
"Go home." Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 11:18 PM
Loquacious sees no need to waste a perfectly good spell.
"...andnowifinishyou!" An immense magical burst kills the Impatient. The End.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Epilogue
06-27-2012, 11:18 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-27-2012, 11:28 PM by Solaris.)
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Finished
06-27-2012, 11:21 PM
You are all wonderful people, you made it very difficult for me. Now who is going to host The Grand Tweet III so I can play?
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Finished
06-27-2012, 11:28 PM
Hooooooo snap that was rad.
a delightfully epic ending Also DF is again a winner. |
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