The Grand Tweet II: Finished

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The Grand Tweet II: Finished
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
This is it. This should do it.
Conway prepared to throw the NEGAHARPOON
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
“I’ve got it!” The Impatient exclaimed. “I’ll bring in a new contestant.”

And then he summoned Ultimate Dracula.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
And then Loquacious realized something. Perhaps he didn't need to survive in order to win.
"Rannus, strangle me! Quickly!"
The arm complied.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
The NEGAHARPOONwas thrown. Space warbled and warped around it as it flew through the air.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
As soon as he reached the afterlife, Loquacious set about finding the other contestants.
It was time for reinforcements.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
Well okay, so half of the lair no longer existed. It appeared his enemy didn't either.

So he won, right? ...where's the fanfare?
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
The path out of the afterlife was perilous, but Loquacious knew how best to use the contestants' talents to escape.
They lived again.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
Wait. A strange presence. Okay, a very specific presence.


God dammit, only I can cheat death! That's my thing!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
The wind blew around Conway, and hair blew through it and tangled him up.
99 glass clones each punched him. A tree did, too.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
Ow!
Oh yeah,

Ow!

Great idea-

Ow!

Assholes-

OW!

Punching somebody made out of - ow - okay could you stop that
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
a pen
a brave pen
writes a message on NegaConway
is it poetry
or is it a spell?

it can be both

here
a wizard earns
a new hat
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
That's it! My turn!
NegaConway grabbed Bob and Baskerville, turning them to NegaPen and Negaskerville!
Meet MY team!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
pen and clones
turned against us

the pen is mightier than the sword
but is it mightier than love?
or the hair of a willow?

a wizard chants
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
Such power in the written word. Infused with negativity -- unstoppable!
Negaskervilles! Prepare NegaHarpoons! Don't let him finish!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
a hundred harpoons
sail through the air
but all that flies
depends on the wind
two strong gusts
and the harpoons
are blown aside
like dust
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
KNOCK THAT SHIT OUT ALREADY!
NegaConway was getting fairly mad at all of this. Especially the poetry.
He began forming a ball of nothing.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
in the end
we are all nothing

you have nothing
you are nothing
and by the way

did you never notice
the words came from behind you?

PUNCH
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
The largest NEG what

Nothingness of such magnitude
Backfired.
Destroys even nothingness.

Conway is gone.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
"What's going on in here?" The Impatient wanders in. "Guess I don't need you." He dismisses Ultcula and the dead battlers too.

"Go home."
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
Loquacious sees no need to waste a perfectly good spell.
"...andnowifinishyou!"
An immense magical burst kills the Impatient.
The End.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Epilogue
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Finished
You are all wonderful people, you made it very difficult for me. Now who is going to host The Grand Tweet III so I can play?
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Finished
Hooooooo snap that was rad.

a delightfully epic ending

Also DF is again a winner.