Post making contest 3.0

lucribation

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

CrimsonMage

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

lubrication collaboration baton banal alibi attic atoll abbot acorn notion italic incant totalitarian contrail tailor tribal brilliant barbarian battalion abolition allocation tortilla albino action titillation lactation contraction control corncob concoct carrion cartoon blatant billion trillion balloon tattoo ribbon ration tartan lotion tactician laconic librarian irritation contralto catatonia carnation canonical local ratio lilac nitro coral carat cabin brain critic cotton clinic cocoon carnal oilcan obtain anoint total tonic tonal titan tract tactic taboo cobalt raincoat rational rotation libation inaction ironic colonial clinical cataract cannibal broccoli biblical abattoir traitor titanic tantric robotic raccoon oration cranial coolant conciliation narcotic aortic carrot cabal banana ballot arcana carbonation acrobatic cranial orbital botanic cottontail contrition contractor intonation irrational coronation cannonball calibrator attraction concoction trio trot root orca liar coin

(i quick edited my post in case judging is already in process)

lubrication

crudilation

You'll all probably need a hint for rule one. It is a tricky rule, that is for certain, and I think the chances of it being passed by random chance are quite small. The hint is this: this post being made right now passes rule one! In fact, that is the only rule that it passes, and to put a further damper on things, you almost certainly won't be able to pass rule one just by quoting this post. You'll all have to think a little harder about it! But I believe in you, and I believe that nothing will stop you from figuring out rules, if you choose it. God bless you, and God bless the Post Making Contest.

lubrication lubricates things to make them lubricated.

lubrication collaboration baton banal alibi attic atoll abbot acorn notion italic incant totalitarian contrail tailor tribal brilliant barbarian battalion abolition allocation tortilla albino action titillation lactation contraction control corncob concoct carrion cartoon blatant billion trillion balloon tattoo ribbon ration tartan lotion tactician laconic librarian irritation contralto catatonia carnation canonical local ratio lilac nitro coral carat cabin brain critic cotton clinic cocoon carnal oilcan obtain anoint total tonic tonal titan tract tactic taboo cobalt raincoat rational rotation libation inaction ironic colonial clinical cataract cannibal broccoli biblical abattoir traitor titanic tantric robotic raccoon oration cranial coolant conciliation narcotic aortic carrot cabal banana ballot arcana carbonation acrobatic cranial orbital botanic cottontail contrition contractor intonation irrational coronation cannonball calibrator attraction concoction trio trot root orca liar coin

This post passes rules 3 and 4.

(i quick edited my post in case judging is already in process)

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

for the pots making contest:

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

lubrication

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

crudilation

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

You'll all probably need a hint for rule one. It is a tricky rule, that is for certain, and I think the chances of it being passed by random chance are quite small. The hint is this: this post being made right now passes rule one! In fact, that is the only rule that it passes, and to put a further damper on things, you almost certainly won't be able to pass rule one just by quoting this post. You'll all have to think a little harder about it! But I believe in you, and I believe that nothing will stop you from figuring out rules, if you choose it. God bless you, and God bless the Post Making Contest.

This post passes no rules!

lubrication lubricates things to make them lubricated.

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

squeaky wheel gets the grease

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

damnit

lubrication collaboration baton banal alibi attic atoll abbot acorn notion italic incant totalitarian contrail tailor tribal brilliant barbarian battalion abolition allocation tortilla albino action titillation lactation contraction control corncob concoct carrion cartoon blatant billion trillion balloon tattoo ribbon ration tartan lotion tactician laconic librarian irritation contralto catatonia carnation canonical local ratio lilac nitro coral carat cabin

lubrication albinotic binocular incubator libration lubricant tubicolar ablution abutilon airbuilt calutron cibation contrail conurbia ironical libation tabourin talionic trainoil tribunal trinculo turbinal unilobar uralitic uranitic abiotic albinic albitic auction bailout biontic bitonal botanic britain builtin butanol caribou carlton carotin caution ciboria clarini clarino clarion clotbur colanut colibri cornual cortili courant courlan crabnut craboil cubital curtail curtain inbuilt linocut lioncub locrian lunatic nairobi nautili nicolai nilotic obitual ontrial orbital robinia rubicon ruction taborin torulin trucial truncal turacin action albino albion alcuin anicut aortic aroint atonic bailor balcon baltic barton bicorn bilian bionic biotic biotin blanco briton brutal buntal burial buriti burton butlin cabiri cabrit cantor carbon carlot carnot caroli carton cation citrin citron cobalt cobnut coinit coital contra corban cornua coutil craton criant crinal crotal curtal iatric incubi incult intail iranic ironic italic labour latino latour latron libant libran lictor lorica lubric lucina nautic nicola niobic nirlit nitric noctua nutoil nutria obital obtain ocular oilcan oilnut oniric orbita ourali outbar outran ration ratlin rialto rictal ritual rotula rubati rubato rucola tabour tailor talion tauric tibial tincal toluic torula toruli toucan tribal trinal tulban tunica turaco turban turion ulicon unbolt uncart uncial uncoil uncolt unital uracil uralic uranic urinal urtica aboil abort about abrin acini acorn actin acton actor aioli alibi antic ariot arnut artic aulic auloi auric bacon bairn balti banco bantu baric baron baton biont biota blain blair blini bloat blunt blurt boart boric boult bourn bract brail brain brant braun brian broil bruin bruit bruno brunt built bunco bunia buran burin burnt cabin cabot cairn cairo canto carib carob carol cibol cilia cital clair claro clart clint clour clout coarb coati cobia cobra colin conia coral corin corni cornu count courb court croat crout cuban cubit curat curia curio cutin ictal iliac ilian inalt incar incur incut inorb intal intil intro inuit inula ionia ionic labor latin libra licit linac lobar loran lorca loric lorna lotic lubra lucan lucia lunar luton narco nicol nilot noria notal nubia obiit octal oculi orant orbit orcin oribi oubit rabic racon ratio riant ricin robin rotal rubai rubia rubin runic runto rutin tabor tabun taino talon taroc tibia tical tilia tirol tonal tonic toran toric torii trail train trial troic trona tronc tubal tubar tunic turbo turco turin uboat ubolt ulnar ultra unbar uniat unlit until urali urban urial urnal utica abut aint ainu airn airt aitu albi alit alto anil anti arco aril arno atoc aunt auto bail bait bali balt balu banc bani bant bari barn bart baur bint birl biro bito blat blin bloc blot blur blut boar boat boil bola bolt bona bora born bort bout bran brat brio brit brno brut buat buna bunt burl burn cain cant carb carl caro cart cato caul ciao cion cirl cito clan clio clot clou club cnut coal coat coil coin coir coit cola colt cora corn crab cran crib crit cuba cuit cult cunt curb curl curn curt icon ilia inca inia inro inti into iona iota iran iron laic lain lair lant larn liar lino lint lion lira loan lobi loci loin loir lorn lota lour lout luba luna lunt nail nair naoi narc nato nirl noil nora nori noti nurl oban obia obit octa oint oral oran orca otic ourn rabi rail rain rait rani rant ratu raun rial riot rita roan roil roin rota roti rotl rout ruin runt ruta tabi tabu taco tail talc tali tarn taro tbar tiar tina tirl tiro toil tola tolu torc tori torn toun tour trin trio tron tuan tuba tuna turn ulna unci unco unio unit unto ural urao uric abc abo act ail ain air ait alb ali alt ani ant arb arc art ban bar bat bin bio bit boa bor bot bra bro bun bur but cab can car cat cit cob col con cor cot cru cub cur cut ian ibo ion iou ita ito lab lac lao lar lat lib lin lit lob lor lot lou lur nab nat nib nil nit nob nor not nub nur nut oar oat oba obi oca oil orb orc ort our out rai ran rat ria rib rin rio rit rob roc ron rot rub ruc run rut tab tai tan tao tar tau tib tic til tin tiu toc ton tor tub tui tun ult una uni uri urn ab ai an ar at ba bi bo ca co in io it la li lo na no nu ob oi on or ou ra ta ti to un ur ut a i

lubrication albinotic binocular incubator libration lubricant tubicolar ablution abutilon airbuilt calutron cibation contrail conurbia ironical libation tabourin talionic trainoil tribunal trinculo turbinal unilobar uralitic uranitic abiotic albinic albitic auction bailout biontic bitonal botanic britain builtin butanol caribou carlton carotin caution ciboria clarini clarino clarion clotbur colanut colibri cornual cortili courant courlan crabnut craboil cubital curtail curtain inbuilt linocut lioncub locrian lunatic nairobi nautili nicolai nilotic obitual ontrial orbital robinia rubicon ruction taborin torulin trucial truncal turacin action albino albion alcuin anicut aortic aroint atonic bailor balcon baltic barton bicorn bilian bionic biotic biotin blanco briton brutal buntal burial buriti burton butlin cabiri cabrit cantor carbon carlot carnot caroli carton cation citrin citron cobalt cobnut coinit coital contra corban cornua coutil craton criant crinal crotal curtal iatric incubi incult intail iranic ironic italic labour latino latour latron libant libran lictor lorica lubric lucina nautic nicola niobic nirlit nitric noctua nutoil nutria obital obtain ocular oilcan oilnut oniric orbita ourali outbar outran ration ratlin rialto rictal ritual rotula rubati rubato rucola tabour tailor talion tauric tibial tincal toluic torula toruli toucan tribal trinal tulban tunica turaco turban turion ulicon unbolt uncart uncial uncoil uncolt unital uracil uralic uranic urinal urtica aboil abort about abrin acini acorn actin acton actor aioli alibi antic ariot arnut artic aulic auloi auric bacon bairn balti banco bantu baric baron baton biont biota blain blair blini bloat blunt blurt boart boric boult bourn bract brail brain brant braun brian broil bruin bruit bruno brunt built bunco bunia buran burin burnt cabin cabot cairn cairo canto carib carob carol cibol cilia cital clair claro clart clint clour clout coarb coati cobia cobra colin conia coral corin corni cornu count courb court croat crout cuban cubit curat curia curio cutin ictal iliac ilian inalt incar incur incut inorb intal intil intro inuit inula ionia ionic labor latin libra licit linac lobar loran lorca loric lorna lotic lubra lucan lucia lunar luton narco nicol nilot noria notal nubia obiit octal oculi orant orbit orcin oribi oubit rabic racon ratio riant ricin robin rotal rubai rubia rubin runic runto rutin tabor tabun taino talon taroc tibia tical tilia tirol tonal tonic toran toric torii trail train trial troic trona tronc tubal tubar tunic turbo turco turin uboat ubolt ulnar ultra unbar uniat unlit until urali urban urial urnal utica abut aint ainu airn airt aitu albi alit alto anil anti arco aril arno atoc aunt auto bail bait bali balt balu banc bani bant bari barn bart baur bint birl biro bito blat blin bloc blot blur blut boar boat boil bola bolt bona bora born bort bout bran brat brio brit brno brut buat buna bunt burl burn cain cant carb carl caro cart cato caul ciao cion cirl cito clan clio clot clou club cnut coal coat coil coin coir coit cola colt cora corn crab cran crib crit cuba cuit cult cunt curb curl curn curt icon ilia inca inia inro inti into iona iota iran iron laic lain lair lant larn liar lino lint lion lira loan lobi loci loin loir lorn lota lour lout luba luna lunt nail nair naoi narc nato nirl noil nora nori noti nurl oban obia obit octa oint oral oran orca otic ourn rabi rail rain rait rani rant ratu raun rial riot rita roan roil roin rota roti rotl rout ruin runt ruta tabi tabu taco tail talc tali tarn taro tbar tiar tina tirl tiro toil tola tolu torc tori torn toun tour trin trio tron tuan tuba tuna turn ulna unci unco unio unit unto ural urao uric abc abo act ail ain air ait alb ali alt ani ant arb arc art ban bar bat bin bio bit boa bor bot bra bro bun bur but cab can car cat cit cob col con cor cot cru cub cur cut ian ibo ion iou ita ito lab lac lao lar lat lib lin lit lob lor lot lou lur nab nat nib nil nit nob nor not nub nur nut oar oat oba obi oca oil orb orc ort our out rai ran rat ria rib rin rio rit rob roc ron rot rub ruc run rut tab tai tan tao tar tau tib tic til tin tiu toc ton tor tub tui tun ult una uni uri urn ab ai an ar at ba bi bo ca co in io it la li lo na no nu ob oi on or ou ra ta ti to un ur ut a i a a i

damnit

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.

lubrication collaboration baton banal alibi attic atoll abbot acorn notion italic incant totalitarian contrail tailor tribal brilliant barbarian battalion abolition allocation tortilla albino action titillation lactation contraction control corncob concoct carrion cartoon blatant billion trillion balloon tattoo ribbon ration tartan lotion tactician laconic librarian irritation contralto catatonia carnation canonical local ratio lilac nitro coral carat cabin

This post passes rules 3 and 4.

lubrication albinotic binocular incubator libration lubricant tubicolar ablution abutilon airbuilt calutron cibation contrail conurbia ironical libation tabourin talionic trainoil tribunal trinculo turbinal unilobar uralitic uranitic abiotic albinic albitic auction bailout biontic bitonal botanic britain builtin butanol caribou carlton carotin caution ciboria clarini clarino clarion clotbur colanut colibri cornual cortili courant courlan crabnut craboil cubital curtail curtain inbuilt linocut lioncub locrian lunatic nairobi nautili nicolai nilotic obitual ontrial orbital robinia rubicon ruction taborin torulin trucial truncal turacin action albino albion alcuin anicut aortic aroint atonic bailor balcon baltic barton bicorn bilian bionic biotic biotin blanco briton brutal buntal burial buriti burton butlin cabiri cabrit cantor carbon carlot carnot caroli carton cation citrin citron cobalt cobnut coinit coital contra corban cornua coutil craton criant crinal crotal curtal iatric incubi incult intail iranic ironic italic labour latino latour latron libant libran lictor lorica lubric lucina nautic nicola niobic nirlit nitric noctua nutoil nutria obital obtain ocular oilcan oilnut oniric orbita ourali outbar outran ration ratlin rialto rictal ritual rotula rubati rubato rucola tabour tailor talion tauric tibial tincal toluic torula toruli toucan tribal trinal tulban tunica turaco turban turion ulicon unbolt uncart uncial uncoil uncolt unital uracil uralic uranic urinal urtica aboil abort about abrin acini acorn actin acton actor aioli alibi antic ariot arnut artic aulic auloi auric bacon bairn balti banco bantu baric baron baton biont biota blain blair blini bloat blunt blurt boart boric boult bourn bract brail brain brant braun brian broil bruin bruit bruno brunt built bunco bunia buran burin burnt cabin cabot cairn cairo canto carib carob carol cibol cilia cital clair claro clart clint clour clout coarb coati cobia cobra colin conia coral corin corni cornu count courb court croat crout cuban cubit curat curia curio cutin ictal iliac ilian inalt incar incur incut inorb intal intil intro inuit inula ionia ionic labor latin libra licit linac lobar loran lorca loric lorna lotic lubra lucan lucia lunar luton narco nicol nilot noria notal nubia obiit octal oculi orant orbit orcin oribi oubit rabic racon ratio riant ricin robin rotal rubai rubia rubin runic runto rutin tabor tabun taino talon taroc tibia tical tilia tirol tonal tonic toran toric torii trail train trial troic trona tronc tubal tubar tunic turbo turco turin uboat ubolt ulnar ultra unbar uniat unlit until urali urban urial urnal utica abut aint ainu airn airt aitu albi alit alto anil anti arco aril arno atoc aunt auto bail bait bali balt balu banc bani bant bari barn bart baur bint birl biro bito blat blin bloc blot blur blut boar boat boil bola bolt bona bora born bort bout bran brat brio brit brno brut buat buna bunt burl burn cain cant carb carl caro cart cato caul ciao cion cirl cito clan clio clot clou club cnut coal coat coil coin coir coit cola colt cora corn crab cran crib crit cuba cuit cult cunt curb curl curn curt icon ilia inca inia inro inti into iona iota iran iron laic lain lair lant larn liar lino lint lion lira loan lobi loci loin loir lorn lota lour lout luba luna lunt nail nair naoi narc nato nirl noil nora nori noti nurl oban obia obit octa oint oral oran orca otic ourn rabi rail rain rait rani rant ratu raun rial riot rita roan roil roin rota roti rotl rout ruin runt ruta tabi tabu taco tail talc tali tarn taro tbar tiar tina tirl tiro toil tola tolu torc tori torn toun tour trin trio tron tuan tuba tuna turn ulna unci unco unio unit unto ural urao uric abc abo act ail ain air ait alb ali alt ani ant arb arc art ban bar bat bin bio bit boa bor bot bra bro bun bur but cab can car cat cit cob col con cor cot cru cub cur cut ian ibo ion iou ita ito lab lac lao lar lat lib lin lit lob lor lot lou lur nab nat nib nil nit nob nor not nub nur nut oar oat oba obi oca oil orb orc ort our out rai ran rat ria rib rin rio rit rob roc ron rot rub ruc run rut tab tai tan tao tar tau tib tic til tin tiu toc ton tor tub tui tun ult una uni uri urn ab ai an ar at ba bi bo ca co in io it la li lo na no nu ob oi on or ou ra ta ti to un ur ut a i

This post passes rules 3 and 4.

lubrication albinotic binocular incubator libration lubricant tubicolar ablution abutilon airbuilt calutron cibation contrail conurbia ironical libation tabourin talionic trainoil tribunal trinculo turbinal unilobar uralitic uranitic abiotic albinic albitic auction bailout biontic bitonal botanic britain builtin butanol caribou carlton carotin caution ciboria clarini clarino clarion clotbur colanut colibri cornual cortili courant courlan crabnut craboil cubital curtail curtain inbuilt linocut lioncub locrian lunatic nairobi nautili nicolai nilotic obitual ontrial orbital robinia rubicon ruction taborin torulin trucial truncal turacin action albino albion alcuin anicut aortic aroint atonic bailor balcon baltic barton bicorn bilian bionic biotic biotin blanco briton brutal buntal burial buriti burton butlin cabiri cabrit cantor carbon carlot carnot caroli carton cation citrin citron cobalt cobnut coinit coital contra corban cornua coutil craton criant crinal crotal curtal iatric incubi incult intail iranic ironic italic labour latino latour latron libant libran lictor lorica lubric lucina nautic nicola niobic nirlit nitric noctua nutoil nutria obital obtain ocular oilcan oilnut oniric orbita ourali outbar outran ration ratlin rialto rictal ritual rotula rubati rubato rucola tabour tailor talion tauric tibial tincal toluic torula toruli toucan tribal trinal tulban tunica turaco turban turion ulicon unbolt uncart uncial uncoil uncolt unital uracil uralic uranic urinal urtica aboil abort about abrin acini acorn actin acton actor aioli alibi antic ariot arnut artic aulic auloi auric bacon bairn balti banco bantu baric baron baton biont biota blain blair blini bloat blunt blurt boart boric boult bourn bract brail brain brant braun brian broil bruin bruit bruno brunt built bunco bunia buran burin burnt cabin cabot cairn cairo canto carib carob carol cibol cilia cital clair claro clart clint clour clout coarb coati cobia cobra colin conia coral corin corni cornu count courb court croat crout cuban cubit curat curia curio cutin ictal iliac ilian inalt incar incur incut inorb intal intil intro inuit inula ionia ionic labor latin libra licit linac lobar loran lorca loric lorna lotic lubra lucan lucia lunar luton narco nicol nilot noria notal nubia obiit octal oculi orant orbit orcin oribi oubit rabic racon ratio riant ricin robin rotal rubai rubia rubin runic runto rutin tabor tabun taino talon taroc tibia tical tilia tirol tonal tonic toran toric torii trail train trial troic trona tronc tubal tubar tunic turbo turco turin uboat ubolt ulnar ultra unbar uniat unlit until urali urban urial urnal utica abut aint ainu airn airt aitu albi alit alto anil anti arco aril arno atoc aunt auto bail bait bali balt balu banc bani bant bari barn bart baur bint birl biro bito blat blin bloc blot blur blut boar boat boil bola bolt bona bora born bort bout bran brat brio brit brno brut buat buna bunt burl burn cain cant carb carl caro cart cato caul ciao cion cirl cito clan clio clot clou club cnut coal coat coil coin coir coit cola colt cora corn crab cran crib crit cuba cuit cult cunt curb curl curn curt icon ilia inca inia inro inti into iona iota iran iron laic lain lair lant larn liar lino lint lion lira loan lobi loci loin loir lorn lota lour lout luba luna lunt nail nair naoi narc nato nirl noil nora nori noti nurl oban obia obit octa oint oral oran orca otic ourn rabi rail rain rait rani rant ratu raun rial riot rita roan roil roin rota roti rotl rout ruin runt ruta tabi tabu taco tail talc tali tarn taro tbar tiar tina tirl tiro toil tola tolu torc tori torn toun tour trin trio tron tuan tuba tuna turn ulna unci unco unio unit unto ural urao uric abc abo act ail ain air ait alb ali alt ani ant arb arc art ban bar bat bin bio bit boa bor bot bra bro bun bur but cab can car cat cit cob col con cor cot cru cub cur cut ian ibo ion iou ita ito lab lac lao lar lat lib lin lit lob lor lot lou lur nab nat nib nil nit nob nor not nub nur nut oar oat oba obi oca oil orb orc ort our out rai ran rat ria rib rin rio rit rob roc ron rot rub ruc run rut tab tai tan tao tar tau tib tic til tin tiu toc ton tor tub tui tun ult una uni uri urn ab ai an ar at ba bi bo ca co in io it la li lo na no nu ob oi on or ou ra ta ti to un ur ut a i a a i

This post passes rules 3 and 4.

So, how about backwards text? You still like backwards text, no?

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