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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:22 PM
"This is my fault," Loquacious said. "I have a duty to bring peace to this forest."
He needed help - but the other two were fighting. Damn.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:23 PM
"Ow, ow, god dammit. Hey, zombie dude on my leg. Go for this poet guy, he has meat."
The Zombpire obliged.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:25 PM
Then Loquacious realized something. Everyone was fighting. Nobody was fighting him.
He could cast a spell!
"Thismighttakesometime..."
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06-27-2012, 09:26 PM
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Spoilermy brain is legitimately dying
BITE:
TRANSFORMATION:
feeling different
feeling different
bloodthirsty
bloodthirsty
blood
a. vampire turned to the wizard.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:27 PM
"...hocusohmanseriouslythisisgonnabealongonepocus alheydoesanyonerememberwhatcomesnextakazam abranopeguessillhavetoimprovisecadabra..."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:29 PM
Conway couldn't really decide if this was good or bad, but a. wasn't attacking him any more, so hey.
"Hey, Zombpire, let's go get a beer."
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06-27-2012, 09:30 PM
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Spoilertimes you dopfe
RUN
JUMP
COLLIDE
INTERRUPT
BITE/BE WIZARDBLOCKED
CIRCLESTRAFE
CIRCLESTRAFE
pounce
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:33 PM
Loquacious knew all too well how dangerous vampire poets could be. He smacked his attacker away with Rannus' arm.
"Too many interruptions!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:34 PM
Conway and the Zombpire shared a drink at the local forestpub. The bartender did look kind of suspicious though.
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06-27-2012, 09:35 PM
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Spoileri don't know how to exist
CRACKthe arm collided
with a. poet's glass eye
cracked
cracked
shattered
blindness:
oracle?; no, screaming.
screaming.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:36 PM
Meanwhile, Chief Dracula was fighting the Dracula Tree. Then they suddenly paused as they realized there was only one living guy around.
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06-27-2012, 09:38 PM
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SpoilerI AM LOSING ALL SENSE OF TIME
every death/every travesty
hooked on meth/torrid tapestry
we're burning alive/burning alive
ive lost the will to live/ive lost the drive
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:38 PM
The bartender pulled out a lighter, and revealed that the kegs were actually powder kegs.
The pub exploded and the forest caught fire!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:40 PM
The two Draculas started heading towards Loquacious. He saw them coming and became worried.
He hit the poet one more time, then ran.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:42 PM
The flaming skull of Conway launched from the exploding pub, headed towards the major fray.
"I liked that torso."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:42 PM
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half-dead, blind
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SpoilerMY BRAIN IS JUST A SERIES OF TWEETS TWEETING TO ONE ANOTHER
he could feel the forest burning
his stomach churning:
retched, heaved, retched
"kill me now"
"kill me now"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:42 PM
Suddenly, Loquacious found himself running towards a huge fire.
Flames circled him, trapping him with the two Draculas.
Well damn.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:43 PM
Clunk!
The head of Conway collided with the head of Loquacious!
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06-27-2012, 09:45 PM
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SpoilerOKAY MAN I DON'T HAVE A PRE-WRITTEN THING, JUST I NEED OPINIONS. YOU CAN SEND OPINIONS IF YOU ARE READING THIS OR IF YOU ARE IN THIS JUST SEND ME AN OPINION AND THEY HAVE TO BE UNDER 140 CHARACTERS THANK YOU.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:45 PM
Loquacious picked up Conway's flaming skull with Rannus' arm and flung it at the Draculas.
Then he realized his hat was on fire!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:46 PM
he scrabbled, pointless
clawed his way to the feet of the skeleton
"kill me now, kill me now"
tore at him, insisted
kill me now
kill
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:48 PM
Conway's body did nothing at all.
Conway's skull yelled "ARghlbarghl" as it set the Draculas alight!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:49 PM
Loquacious desperately stamped on his valuable hat. He couldn't be a proper wizard without it!
Meanwhile, two Draculas were burning up.
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06-27-2012, 09:50 PM
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SpoilerTIMES IS THERE A MESSAGE I AM SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING FROM THESE POSTS?
ubeknownst
to the blind poet
Conway was headless,
will-less
unable to help him
die, to die.
all he wanted was to die.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:51 PM
The hat was still ablaze. Loquacious cried, soaking it in his tears.
Still the blaze persisted.
Meanwhile, Chief Forest Fire Dracula roared.
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