The Grand Tweet II: Finished

"This is my fault," Loquacious said. "I have a duty to bring peace to this forest."
He needed help - but the other two were fighting. Damn.

"Ow, ow, god dammit. Hey, zombie dude on my leg. Go for this poet guy, he has meat."
The Zombpire obliged.

Then Loquacious realized something. Everyone was fighting. Nobody was fighting him.
He could cast a spell!
"Thismighttakesometime..."

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my brain is legitimately dying

BITE:

TRANSFORMATION:

feeling different
feeling different

bloodthirsty
bloodthirsty
blood

a. vampire turned to the wizard.

"...hocusohmanseriouslythisisgonnabealongonepocus alheydoesanyonerememberwhatcomesnextakazam abranopeguessillhavetoimprovisecadabra..."

Conway couldn't really decide if this was good or bad, but a. wasn't attacking him any more, so hey.
"Hey, Zombpire, let's go get a beer."

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times you dopfe

RUN

JUMP

COLLIDE

INTERRUPT

BITE/BE WIZARDBLOCKED

CIRCLESTRAFE

CIRCLESTRAFE

pounce

Loquacious knew all too well how dangerous vampire poets could be. He smacked his attacker away with Rannus' arm.
"Too many interruptions!"

Conway and the Zombpire shared a drink at the local forestpub. The bartender did look kind of suspicious though.

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i don't know how to exist

CRACKthe arm collided
with a. poet's glass eye

cracked

cracked

shattered

blindness:
oracle?; no, screaming.

screaming.

Meanwhile, Chief Dracula was fighting the Dracula Tree. Then they suddenly paused as they realized there was only one living guy around.

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I AM LOSING ALL SENSE OF TIME

every death/every travesty
hooked on meth/torrid tapestry
we're burning alive/burning alive
ive lost the will to live/ive lost the drive

The bartender pulled out a lighter, and revealed that the kegs were actually powder kegs.
The pub exploded and the forest caught fire!

The two Draculas started heading towards Loquacious. He saw them coming and became worried.
He hit the poet one more time, then ran.

The flaming skull of Conway launched from the exploding pub, headed towards the major fray.
"I liked that torso."

half-dead, blind

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MY BRAIN IS JUST A SERIES OF TWEETS TWEETING TO ONE ANOTHER

he could feel the forest burning
his stomach churning:

retched, heaved, retched

"kill me now"

"kill me now"

Suddenly, Loquacious found himself running towards a huge fire.
Flames circled him, trapping him with the two Draculas.
Well damn.

Clunk!
The head of Conway collided with the head of Loquacious!

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OKAY MAN I DON'T HAVE A PRE-WRITTEN THING, JUST I NEED OPINIONS. YOU CAN SEND OPINIONS IF YOU ARE READING THIS OR IF YOU ARE IN THIS JUST SEND ME AN OPINION AND THEY HAVE TO BE UNDER 140 CHARACTERS THANK YOU.

Loquacious picked up Conway's flaming skull with Rannus' arm and flung it at the Draculas.
Then he realized his hat was on fire!

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HELP

he scrabbled, pointless
clawed his way to the feet of the skeleton

"kill me now, kill me now"

tore at him, insisted

kill me now

kill

Conway's body did nothing at all.

Conway's skull yelled "ARghlbarghl" as it set the Draculas alight!

Loquacious desperately stamped on his valuable hat. He couldn't be a proper wizard without it!
Meanwhile, two Draculas were burning up.

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TIMES IS THERE A MESSAGE I AM SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING FROM THESE POSTS?

ubeknownst
to the blind poet
Conway was headless,

will-less

unable to help him

die, to die.






all he wanted was to die.

The hat was still ablaze. Loquacious cried, soaking it in his tears.
Still the blaze persisted.
Meanwhile, Chief Forest Fire Dracula roared.