The Grand Tweet II: Finished

Squid Dracula's transformation also empowered his squid-bats. They began spewing water everywhere and stealing townspeople's blood.

"This is far more efficient than my idea", Brad admits.
He shoots down bats with a mounted machine-gun.

Went well.

Perhaps.

Perhaps not.

But hopefully.

Now to leave.


Assuming --

Nobody interrupts escape.

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hello

zoom, they fly over,
until poet a. pilot
enacts his plan:

he slips into THE SPACE
vanishing
from his station
leaving the plane
hanging

Loquacious hopped aboard the plane as it flew by him.
But then a swarm of squid-bats fused into a big squid-bat!
It spat water at the plane.

Brad really hopes the magician can fly a plane, he doesn't have any arms.
"Hold on to the nearest bat!"
At least he has a parachute.

Him!

Of course!

A poet's

natural abode.

Where all

matches style.

Bring it on.

Brad suddenly remembers his magic-given arm, they're going to make it after all!
They crash into the squid's head almost immediately.

"But the bats are made of negative space! I can't touch them safely!"
Then Loquacious realized he was still holding two crystal arms.

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woooooooo

this:

a.
poet in his
el:a:meant
is meant by this;

summoning
sol
diers
war
i
ors
and
bards
of lost
ages
an army fit
for
imagine
ation.

"Oh, that works too. Thank you."
Then Loquacious had a thought.
"Here, have another arm."
He handed over one of Rannus'.

Kick!





Punch!




It's all in the

mind

If you want to

test
me

I'm sure

you
will
find

defeat

Brad affixes the arm to his trunk, it's lucky it was the magical arm of a wizard.
"Alright thanks, don't you have a ritual to do?"

Loquacious held up the other crystal arm and asked it to fend off batsquids. Somehow, it obeyed.
He began casting his spell.

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OMG

and
whose
mind
is
better,
CONWAY?

flurry of bl
ows;

a million celestial swords

rending
void
in
two

heartbeats,
two beings
in struggle

!

"...shrinkthesquidandnotthetown!" Loquacious chanted, finishing just as the crystal arm yanked a negatentacle off.
The titan was crushed.

Brad used him body to fend off the jets of squid water.
"You fools, water only makes me stronger!"
It doesn't really, it just makes him wet.

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"Well done!" the Lizard-Witch cackled. "Now, once I dispose of his irritating bats, nothing shall stand in the way of my conquest!"

There once was a man from the sea
As lucky as a gambler could be
It may be he cheated
But never defeated

Destabilization.

"I've been tricked!" Loquacious cursed. "We have to stop her! Squidbats, can you forgive me?"
"No," one growled. "But we'll help anyways."

Brad asserts that as the Squid was a Dracula he's still pleased.
"You want to get back on her head now? We don't have another plane..."

"Need a plane? No problem," said a squidbat.
Seventeen fused together into a new one.
"It's safe, don't worry. No negaspace effects."

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OH GOD HOW DO I DECISION

destabilization
space shrink
ing
in
to
a s
in
gl
e
p
o
i
n
t




...



[.]





...











break free.

Grabbing hold

Negative space.

Ejection.

Conway launched out of nothingness, holding a NEGAHARPOON in hand!