The Grand Tweet II: Finished

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The Grand Tweet II: Finished
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lumbering behemoth cities,

burning ashes reflecting this:



sanding on battered stone ledge

the poet

tattered

wanting only

destruction
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Wait, the nothingness between worlds. He survived, so maybe...
Time to find a hole in spacetime.
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"...dammitnotagain..."
Loquacious paused as the gigantic lizard beneath the town scratched its head, causing an earthquake.
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Brad was only sad that he'd lost his hat.
Maybe if he took the other man's he'd be a wizard again?
Worth a shot.
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breathing in
breathing out
turning from senseless war
to the one at hand

who to kill, who to fight
(or more importantly


who will kill him?)
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"It never works," Loquacious sighed.
Then he saw a tall, rounded, black pyramid in the center of town.
The lizard titan was a witch!
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Of course! Such unnatural phenomenon as a cephalopod so large, there's got to be dimensional instability!
It was time to go slay a monster.
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He happened across the Poet instead.
Now that they weren't enemies he decided to make conversation.
"Hey, where is your girlfriend?"
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Loquacious ran to the edge of town and leaned over the brim of the hat.
"Can you help a fellow mage?" he asked the lizard-witch.
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he paused. stared into the tattered sky.

"she is dead."

silence settled over them.

silence.
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Fueled by pure desire, Conway jumped, like, fifty feet into the air and kicked the giant squid in the fact.
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"I'd be glad to help," the Lizard-Witch said, "but I can't until Squid Dracula is stopped."
The giant squid punched her with a tentacle!
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"Oh uh" trees don't often feel embarassed, "I am sorry."
Trees also have little grasp of romance.
"Plenty more fish in the sea, eh?"
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It didn't feel the attack on its logic. Good. It would make this easier. Conway concentrated hard, kicked apparently nothing, and vanished.
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Loquacious sighed. "I'll get some help."
He turned around and saw a poet and a tree.
"Can you two help me stop a Vampire Squid From Hell?"
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minimalist poet stood,
turned to the tree.

"what's the point?" he asked.

"uh"

"i'm

i'm going to go kill the skeleton.

could you




join me?"
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The void between universes was dangerous.

Abstract.
  • Empty.
Poetic.

But that

wasn't

important.

Not now.
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"How many times do I have to kill Dracula before he dies?"
Brad is still sore from the wood flooring.
"Maybe the skeleton will be there too."
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Loquacious thanked the tree. He assumed the poet agreed too.
"Here's the plan. Get me on his head, I'll shrink him with a spell."
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a poet's eye
can see
things not
and things inbetween

(namely Conway)

hearing the wizard's request
he took this as
the perfect
opportunity
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There he was!

Or at least

The concept.
Of a water bottle.
And something else?

It'll work.



Won't it?
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But just then, Dracula the Titan Squid unleashed his squid-bat minions upon Hat Town!
"This makes things more difficult," Loquacious said.
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Draculasquid screamed and writhed in pain, as its flesh twisted and turned.
It became... GIANT NEGATHIEF DRACQUARIUS SOLUM!!!
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Brad shrugged, "Maybe if we catch enough bats we can fly over there?"
He's not certain how they would have reached the head otherwise.
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a comedic scene:

tree and lyricist
hijacking
a local steam-aeroplane
amid batapocalypse
for a wizard

mostly a successful endeavour