The Grand Tweet II: Finished

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FITE ME

lumbering behemoth cities,

burning ashes reflecting this:



sanding on battered stone ledge

the poet

tattered

wanting only

destruction

Wait, the nothingness between worlds. He survived, so maybe...
Time to find a hole in spacetime.

"...dammitnotagain..."
Loquacious paused as the gigantic lizard beneath the town scratched its head, causing an earthquake.

Brad was only sad that he'd lost his hat.
Maybe if he took the other man's he'd be a wizard again?
Worth a shot.

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GRAND TWEET CHARACTERS HAVE EMOTIONS?

breathing in
breathing out
turning from senseless war
to the one at hand

who to kill, who to fight
(or more importantly


who will kill him?)

"It never works," Loquacious sighed.
Then he saw a tall, rounded, black pyramid in the center of town.
The lizard titan was a witch!

Of course! Such unnatural phenomenon as a cephalopod so large, there's got to be dimensional instability!
It was time to go slay a monster.

He happened across the Poet instead.
Now that they weren't enemies he decided to make conversation.
"Hey, where is your girlfriend?"

Loquacious ran to the edge of town and leaned over the brim of the hat.
"Can you help a fellow mage?" he asked the lizard-witch.

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i keep reading it as wizard lich

he paused. stared into the tattered sky.

"she is dead."

silence settled over them.

silence.

Fueled by pure desire, Conway jumped, like, fifty feet into the air and kicked the giant squid in the fact.

"I'd be glad to help," the Lizard-Witch said, "but I can't until Squid Dracula is stopped."
The giant squid punched her with a tentacle!

"Oh uh" trees don't often feel embarassed, "I am sorry."
Trees also have little grasp of romance.
"Plenty more fish in the sea, eh?"

It didn't feel the attack on its logic. Good. It would make this easier. Conway concentrated hard, kicked apparently nothing, and vanished.

Loquacious sighed. "I'll get some help."
He turned around and saw a poet and a tree.
"Can you two help me stop a Vampire Squid From Hell?"

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SECOND LONGEST THREAD IN FORUM GAMES

minimalist poet stood,
turned to the tree.

"what's the point?" he asked.

"uh"

"i'm

i'm going to go kill the skeleton.

could you




join me?"

The void between universes was dangerous.

Abstract.

• Empty.
  

Poetic.

But that

wasn't

important.

Not now.

"How many times do I have to kill Dracula before he dies?"
Brad is still sore from the wood flooring.
"Maybe the skeleton will be there too."

Loquacious thanked the tree. He assumed the poet agreed too.
"Here's the plan. Get me on his head, I'll shrink him with a spell."

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COME ON LETS BE THE FIRST LONGEST THREAD IN FORUM GAMES

a poet's eye
can see
things not
and things inbetween

(namely Conway)

hearing the wizard's request
he took this as
the perfect
opportunity

There he was!

Or at least

The concept.

Of a water bottle.

And something else?

It'll work.



Won't it?

But just then, Dracula the Titan Squid unleashed his squid-bat minions upon Hat Town!
"This makes things more difficult," Loquacious said.

Draculasquid screamed and writhed in pain, as its flesh twisted and turned.
It became... GIANT NEGATHIEF DRACQUARIUS SOLUM!!!

Brad shrugged, "Maybe if we catch enough bats we can fly over there?"
He's not certain how they would have reached the head otherwise.

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OH NO NOT HAT TOWN :<

a comedic scene:

tree and lyricist
hijacking
a local steam-aeroplane
amid batapocalypse
for a wizard

mostly a successful endeavour