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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:42 PM
HELL NAW.
Like a beautiful ironic butterfly, Bacterville blooms
to COUNT BASKERZILLA
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:43 PM
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SpoilerLANKIE :<
he is carrying her
oh, willow
and shankin' dose hatehs
with a knife she procured
(so kindly procured!)
STAB SOME SKELETONS
SHANK THEM YEAH
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:45 PM
Willow gives Brad the sidelong stare. The. Stare.
Foo'.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:45 PM
"orgleborgle... heywhatsthat?"
Loquacious turned to see dozens of Brads trampling dozens of him.
They were ruining the spell!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:46 PM
All the Conways decided to mutually 'fuck those guys' and left for something more important.
Skeletal fusion... UltraConway is here!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:48 PM
Spells got them into this mess, it was hard to believe they could reverse it.
However, as people stare at him he becomes self-concious.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:49 PM
Yeah no, Willow don't know none enough of multiplimacations to want to bother with that thang.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:49 PM
Wizard-stomping trees, Baskerdracula, giant skeleton, poets with knives...
This was madness. Loquacious turned to the micromancers.
"Help?"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:49 PM
"No can do, you foo" Count Baskerzilla as he shoots a vampire beam at the burgeoning skeleton.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:50 PM
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SpoilerTEN MINUTES AAAA
celebration!
the enemy has run!
TIME TO MUSIC
TO THE MUSIC
(some warriors went off to fight
a Dracula or whatevs
dey do do that thang)
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:51 PM
The micromancers turned to each other and nodded.
The original one swam to Loquacious, and handed over his hat.
Loquacious knew what to do.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:52 PM
Conway pulled out his harpoon, and span it really fast to deflect the lasers.
"But I thought the negaharp-"
Shut up he has it again.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:53 PM
"Curse you ridiculously complicated robot harpoon skeletal freak of nature," Baskerzilla screamed as he launched himself Conway-wards.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:54 PM
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SpoilerOKAY FIVE MINUTES LEFT. BASKERVILLE IS TO BE ELIMINATIONED. GET THINGS MOVING IN THAT DIRECTION PEOPLE. NEXT UP IS THE CAMEO ROUND BECAUSE THIS IS HOW WE DO IN NON-CANONS
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:55 PM
Loquacious put the micromancer's hat on over his own. Drawing upon its power, he shrank his next incantation.
"Enuff withda clonus!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:55 PM
With only five minutes left and tired of this round three jazzle though, Loquacious got rudely interruped by the death of Baskerville.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:56 PM
UltraConway stuck his still apparently negaharpoon forward directly in the path of the charging Baskerzilla.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:56 PM
As dracula and a skeleton duel, Brad realises he is wasting time.
He's not sure which he supports though, so lets them get on with it.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:57 PM
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SpoilerI DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON
THIS IS POETRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:59 PM
Speared by negativity! Shattered like glass of fame.
Baskerville shatters to vampiric viral dust
His shutters hit the floor
Irony fruitlessly echoing into the microcosm.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:59 PM
“This is so much better than going to the movies!” The Impatient exclaimed.
Then they were in some Apartments where strange people lived.
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SpoilerThis round takes place in the Apartments from The Grand Tweet. If you don’t have time to go and read the short version it’s just some Apartments. But now cameo people live there. Maybe people from The Grand Tweet maybe just normal cameo people.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 10:00 PM
"Whew. That was tiring."
Conway drank a nearby bottle of water.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 10:01 PM
Loquacious smiled. He still had the micromancer's hat. He could cast his escape spell!
Then a masked teen snatched it from his head.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 10:02 PM
Brad quickly grabs the shades, a replacement for those lost in round one!
At least this new house doesn't have wooden flooring.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:03 PM
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SpoilerI CANNOT KEEP UP WITH THIS BATTLE AAA
commercial residential zoning?
so pedestrian
yet
perfect
for poetry/rapping
"I'M HERE TO STAY/COME OUT, WE'LL FIGHT, LET'S PLAY~"
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