FIRST EAGLETIME GRE(a)T T-SHIRT CONTEST

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Folks Too Cool To Be The Aforementioned, welcome to Eagle Time's first ever Gre't T-Shirt contest!

Price of entry* is one picture of your sweet shirt of the T-suasion, probably with some trash talk about why your shirt beats anyone else's limp-wristless offerings. Were here for high tee-related drama, not to make friends.

To kick this off, here's what you've got to beat:


A thrift store find of mine, yellow as all hell and emblazoned with the slogan:
EAT
MON
STER
. The text is being snarfed down by the titular mostly-mouth monster. Also on the back near my neck it says "please give me something to eat". Such courtesy.

Now it's everyone else's turn, show us what you've got!

Does it have to be a t-shirt? Can it be a button-up?

let us begin with the specimen in question, a gold and black shirt, perfect in its simplicity, two colors, a symbol, just the sort of shirt one could find and wear, that is, if it didn't end there, for you see if one looks at the lighting, and then on the shirt, you'll notice that the gold glitters, just as the All Star would want


continuing on, detractors may criticize the heavy usage of accessories in these photos, after all, is this not a great shirt contest? to which, of course, i agree, which is very much the reason why the accessories are necessary, great shirts are more than a garment and a pattern, they are an experience, a visual message being sent to the world, it is one thing to wear a shirt, but to truly wear a great shirt, one must ensure that they themselves are worthy enough of wearing the shirt, and so not only in accessorizing do i ascend this shirt into a power even further beyond itself, my very posture is one of victory, one as great as the shirt i hold


in conclusion, im great, my shirt is great, and great plus great equals a greatness beyond, a star shining at the top, blinding all others, that, is who i am

For your consideration:



☑ Ushiromiya crest
☑ This shirt is wet, as promised.
☑ I am hot.
☑ This is the best T-Shirt.

BEE SHIRT


VERY WELL-PLACED HONECOMG ON THE BACk

BEE SHIRT

BIRD/FISH

THREE SHIRTS, THRICE THE SHIRTYNESS



These ain't no budgetrigars pal



a finer collection of :| than you'll find anywhere

and saving the best for last:



RIDING STRAIGHT INTO THE SKELETON WAR

(SKELETONS DON'T HAVE TIME FOR PROPER WORD PLACEMENT)

This shirt was on sale at Walmart for $8.50 and it was far too tacky for me not to own.

Just KEEPIN' IT REAL IN OHIO, USA

(Made in Honduras.)

what the fuck

where is everyone getting all these great shirts, all of my shirts are outright boring

i mean i like my patriotic labrador shirt, though its not really on a level where its able to compete (and yeah everyone heres probably already seen this picture of it because its the one shirt i have that i like and i show it off at every opportunity)



edit: seriously these are really good shirts and im super envious

the KEEPIN' IT REAL IN OHIO one had me in stitches

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This is not me, but I have this t-shirt.

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Somewhere.

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