Heroes, Villains, and Everything In Between: A Terrible Card Game

In this card game, I will play a card game that I made when I didn't know what "balancing" was. Anyone can post to get their own heroes that fight for them in their name(on the team of your choice, or a new team), but mostly this thread will be spectating fondly. After each battle, three heroes will be unlocked and added to future games. You will start will 12 heroes.

Heroes unlocked (with original spelling): Samus, Hulk, Mario, Yoshi, Link, Dorathe, Kurby, Dasiy, ike, Wonder women, Zelda, and The Fantastic 4.

Round 1:

Wonder Women, Samus and Zelda vs. Yoshi, Link, and Kurby.

Wonder Women 60 HP
Samus 100 HP
Zelda 100 HP

vs.

Yoshi 60 HP
Link 80 HP
Kurby 100 HP

Wonder Women uses "Bracker Block" which blocks the next attack.
Zelda uses "Charm", which gives her a defense bubble of 100 until her next move.
Samus uses "Bolt" on Yoshi, dealing 10 damage.

Yoshi uses "Shell Swirl", dealing 30 damage to Zelda's bubble.
Link uses "Bomarang", dealing 30 damage to Zelda's bubble.
Kirby uses "Shape Sift", turning into Daisy for two turns.

Currents:

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SpoilerWonder Women 60 HP - Blocks next attack
Samus 100 HP
Zelda 100 HP - Shield of 40 HP

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Yoshi 50/60 HP
Link 80 HP
Daisy 80 HP (Kurby 100 HP) - two turns left of "Shape Sift"

Round 2:
Wonder Women 60 HP - Blocks next attack
Samus 100 HP
Zelda 100 HP - Shield of 40 HP

vs.

Yoshi 50/60 HP
Link 80 HP
Daisy 80 HP (Kurby 100 HP) - two turns left of "Shape Sift"

Wonder Women uses Bracker Block.
Samus uses "Solar canner", dealing 20 damage to each enemy.
Zelda uses "Fire Ball", dealing 20 damage each.

Yoshi uses "Whack" on Zelda, dealing 10 damage.
Link uses "Sword" on Samus, dealing 10 damage.
"Dasiy" uses "Hairbrush", dealing 10 damage to Samus.

Currents:

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SpoilerWonder Women 60 HP - Blocks next attack
Samus 90/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP

vs.

Yoshi 10/60 HP
Link 40/80 HP
Daisy 40/80 HP (Kurby 100 HP) - one turn left of "Shape Sift"

Round 3:

Wonder Women 60 HP - Blocks next attack
Samus 90/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP

vs.

Yoshi 10/60 HP
Link 40/80 HP
Daisy 40/80 HP (Kurby 100 HP) - one turn left of "Shape Sift"

Wonder Women uses Bracker Block.
Samus uses "Bolt", dealing 10 damage to Dasiy.
Zelda uses "Charm", giving her an 100 Health shield.

Yoshi uses "Shell Swirl", dealing 30 damage to Wonder Women, who negates the damage.
Link uses "Bomarang", dealing 30 damage to Samus.
Dasiy uses "Beauty", giving themselves an 80 health shield. Dasiy turns back into Kurby.

Currents:

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SpoilerWonder Women 60 HP
Samus 60/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP - 100 HP shield

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Yoshi 10/60 HP
Link 40/80 HP
Kurby 50/100 HP - 80 HP Shield

why is there a card game with no cards

There are cards, you just can't see them.

Round 4:
Wonder Women 60 HP
Samus 60/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP - 100 HP shield

vs.

Yoshi 10/60 HP
Link 40/80 HP
Kurby 50/100 HP - 80 HP Shield

Wonder Women uses "Upercut", dealing 10 damage to Kurby's Shield.
Samus uses "Solar Canner", dealing 20 damage to Yoshi, Link, and Kurby's Shield. Yoshi has been KO'd!
Zelda uses Fire Ball, dealing 20 damage to Link and Kurby's Shield. Link has been KO'd!

Kurby uses "Duck", giving him +20 to his shield.
Currents:

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SpoilerWonder Women 60 HP
Samus 60/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP

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Kurby 50/100 HP - 50 HP Shield

Round 5:
Wonder Women 60 HP
Samus 60/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP

vs.

Kurby 50/100 HP - 50 HP Shield

Wonder Women uses Upercut, dealing 10 damage to Kurby's Shield.
Samus uses Bolt, dealing 10 damage to Kurby's Shield.
Zelda uses Charm, giving her 100 Shield.

Kurby maintains their shield.

Currents:

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SpoilerWonder Women 60 HP
Samus 60/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP - 100 Shield

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Kurby 50/100 HP - 30 HP Shield

are you playing against yourself?

no he's playing against Credit who's playing against himself

Round 6:
Wonder Women 60 HP
Samus 60/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP - 100 Shield

vs.

Kurby 50/100 HP - 30 HP Shield

Wonder Women used Upercut, dealing 10 damage to Kurby's Shield.
Samus used Bolt, dealing 10 damage to KJurby's Shield.
Zelda maintained her defence.

Kurby used "Shape Sift", turning into Ike for 2 rounds.

Currents:

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SpoilerWonder Women 60 HP
Samus 60/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP - 100 Shield

vs.

Ike 80/80 HP (Kurby 50/100 HP)

Ike Card Stats:

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SpoilerThis is an edited version:

Ike 80HP
1-2 Honour: +10 HP to Ike OR ally.
3-4 Super Strike: 30 Damage
5-6 Cape: Defence

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Ike Original Card:

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SpoileriKe 80HP
1-2 Honnor: +10 HP to ikee OR allie.
3-4 SuPer Strike: 30 Dg
5-6 CaPe: Def

Round 7:
Wonder Women 60 HP
Samus 60/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP - 100 Shield

vs.

Ike 80/80 HP (Kurby 50/100 HP)

Wonder women Bracer Blocks.
Samus fires a Bolt (10 damage).
Zelda shoots a Fire Ball (20 Damage).

Ike uses Honour, healing 10 Health.

Currents:

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SpoilerWonder Women 60 HP - Blocks next attack.
Samus 60/100 HP
Zelda 80/100 HP

vs.

Ike 60/80 HP (Kurby 50/100 HP) - 1 turn left

You know, it would be cool if you can make a program that shows cards. Then you can play against yourself in a more fashiony fashion!

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Will this satisfy your lust for associated graphics?

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like that but smaller

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