[NOCTURNAL STIRRINGS] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ M.A.F.I.A ☆ [24/25]

Wow, you non-limerick Chwokas are boring me to tears right now. I think I'll try to liven up this party the only way I know how. That's right folks, it's time for everybody's party animal to arrive!

Alright everyone, now if we all join hands and sing along together then surely our beloved reptilian friend will rise back up from his grave and- What, nobody? Fine, I'll just do it myself then.

I, THE UNDERSIGNED, HEREBY SUMMON THE GATOR TO ATTEND THE RECENT MURDER FESTIVAL IN CHWOKOLATE CITY. MAY HIS REIGN BE LONG AND TERRIBLE. XOXOXO Chwoka~

(P.S. Yes, this is an EVENT. No, you do not have to stop posting. I mean not that anyone was posting before, but you know what I mean.)

Incidentally, Lynch Chwoka #141 for the dual crimes of scummy bandwagoning and actually liking modern-day Doctor Who.

This post has been hit with a baseball!

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deep beneath the Earth core...


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the Gator...


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Awaken

Hey there everyone, it's me again, your friendly neighborhood Gator!

Now normally, this would be the part where I would force all of you to dance for my amusement, and then devour whoever happens to impress me the least. But unfortunately, I don't actually have any idea who any of you are, so we're going to have to do things a bit differently this time around. So instead, I will offer a boon to any Chwoka who decides to go the extra mile to entertain me.

Here's how it works, all you have to do is find/make/say anything at all that impresses me and submit it alongside a vote for the Chwoka that you would most like to see devoured alive tomorrow. (In italics, to keep things from getting too confusing.) You can vote as many times as you want, but I'm only going to count the votes that actually make a real effort to make the game more entertaining.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a long shower because I just realized that I accidentally made the Gator into a semi pro-town mechanic and now I feel filthy inside.

I AM NOT GOING TO ENTERTAIN A FILTHY REPTILE! ************ GATORS! Vote: 154

CHWOKED OUT LOCED OUT

#62 - 3
#141 - 2
#115 - 1
#127 - 1
#133 - 1
#143 - 1
#148 - 1
#154 - 1

#150 could not be counted because it was never confirmed in any quicktopic.

With 24 Chwokas alive, it takes 12.5 to lynch or 6.5 to soft lynch.

The alligator
must be entertained now
this is a haiku

I forgot to vote
I need to fix this mistake
lets eat one five four

I AM NOT GOING TO ENTERTAIN A FILTHY REPTILE! ************ GATORS! Vote: 154

um, rude.

vote: #154

(unvote: #62)

GATOR UNFORTUNATELY I AM UNABLE TO FULLY ENTERTAIN YOU UNTIL THE PROPER FORM IS FILLED OUT.
RETRIEVING FORM G.1

WHAT COLOR ARE YOU:

ONCE GATOR FILLS OUT THIS FORM I WILL ENTERTAIN. UNTIL THEN PLEASE ENJOY THIS SPOKEN JAZZ.

DO DOOOOO DO DO DOOOO JAZZ NOISES DOOOOOOOOOOO DO DO DO

VOTE #154

WHAT COLOR ARE YOU:

What color is a beautiful symphony? What color is a sunset? What color is a rainbow? What color is a hard day's work? What color is kindness? Love? Truth? Anger? Fear? What color is an American flag flying on the Fourth of July? What color is a child's laughter? What color are a child's screams? What color is the universe? What color is God? What color is your favorite shirt?

The answer to every one of these questions is clearly green.

THANK YOU GATOR.
NOW FOR SOME ACTUAL SPOKEN MUSIC

DO DO DO ODOOOOOO DOOOOOOOO DOODODOD JAZZIER NOISES DO DOCODODO DOO DODOOOOOO JAZZ NOISES DOOOOOOO SAXOPHONE SOLO DOOOOOO EAT 157
DOOOOO

Yo it’s me Daddy Keynes, yeah that’s daddy like your father
Here to tell you when you go you go hard or you don’t bother
I’m just not getting why it’s so hard to make you lynch this guy
His vote is lazy if not crazy, it’s like he doesn’t even try
And look at this post here, who said he was voting just to see
If I’d respond to the bandwagon to check for inactivity
When you make a post like that you gotta reference it later
If we can't find your retraction, I’ma feed you to the gator

Now here are the acceptable targets, we’re gonna lynch some
There’s one fifteen (not one fifty) and there’s one forty one
Now both these cats like wagons, so that’s where the wagon’s gonna go
Remember to link the post that you’re unvoting so the rest of us can know
I want to see lots of votes, because you know we need majority
And we need to push the lynches to get more than a minority
There’s one good to sheep here guys, and that’s when you’re sheeping me
As long as you post to show you’ve understood, so I know my wagon’s sucka-free

Gator: #115 Unvote: #115 Lynch: #141

SHENANIGANS, 151 has summoned a false gator, that is clearly a crocodile and the gator him self knows this, just read what he said in red.

Vote #151
Gator #151

Only this method can work to right the wrongs

There’s one fifteen (not one fifty)

Can we discuss whether pregame stuff is legit for criticism because I was under the impression it fell under pregame sillyness but

I approve of rapstar #62 apart from that

Wanna see that reply from Vote 141 mostly because I just want to see one really

Coming back tomorrow to take a much better glance at things

SpoilerShow

MY FORMS ARE INFORMATIONAL AND NOT BORING

whoopee cushion noises

MY FORMS ARE INFORMATIONAL AND NOT BORING

whoopee cushion noises

FIGHT ME

Wanna see that reply from Vote 141 mostly because I just want to see one really

You want a reply? You want a reply?! It was the third vote! What even is there to talk about?

Meanwhile people are slowly piling on top of me and I have the feeling I can't defend myself because in the end I'm just another Chwoka so people don't care what I have to say.

Every Chwoka is sacred.
Every Chwoka is great.
If a Chwoka gets eaten.
He had it coming.

MY FORMS ARE INFORMATIONAL AND NOT BORING

whoopee cushion noises

FIGHT ME

I like the forms yet
my honour has been challenged
I must defeat you

Wanna see that reply from Vote 141 mostly because I just want to see one really

You want a reply? You want a reply?! It was the third vote! What even is there to talk about?

Meanwhile people are slowly piling on top of me and I have the feeling I can't defend myself because in the end I'm just another Chwoka so people don't care what I have to say.

your Steven Moffat
Doctor is such scummy scum
you must be scum too

(141 speaking)

It's like I said. Why are you calling me "scum" when it's clear nobody actually cares about who's scum or not? This isn't even a game of mafia, really. It's just a bunch of Chwokas running around and being silly.

(141 speaking)

It's like I said. Why are you calling me "scum" when it's clear nobody actually cares about who's scum or not? This isn't even a game of mafia, really. It's just a bunch of Chwokas running around and being silly.

you're Scum! Scum! Scum! Scum!
Lovely scum! Wonderful
Scu-u-u-u-um.

to reiterate
you're detracting from scumhunt
and actively

stopping discussion
by claiming no one cares here
but I do. I do.

This game is making me really mad. I'm replacing out. Remind me to never join any supposedly-silly anonymous mafias again.

I will find out who you are.

also, 141 above and this one. to reiterate, i am clearly not enjoying this game. i hate having to defend myself against a totally faceless crowd. like, it really pisses me off personally. and im overreacting to the smallest of things. i'll let the mod handle how to replace people out because i dont know how it works here.

sorry for getting angry.

SEE YOU IN THE PIT 2NITE#168

Challenge accepted
A storm brews and thunder roars
battle of ages

I do not get
Why this game has
Become so
Serious.
Tell me 168
Slash 170
Slash you fantastic
poetic
Son of a bitch.

We already have someone
Wanting to back out
After seven pages
(Or four pages if
you are some sort
of impatient loser).
Where did we go wrong.
Where did we
Go wrong.

I will vote
Post 150, of
Course not having
Even looked at the post*.
Thus I follow
The true spirit of
Chwoka.

*Note that
I accidentally voted
For the Gator the first
Time I picked a number
Perhaps I might go
Back to that vote
If I dare.