The Grand Tweet II: Finished

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I CAN'T EVEN GO DOWNSTAIRS TO GET A DRINK DAMN THIS BATTLE IS GOING FAST

i'm so bold/while you're so cold
within the fold/fabric, bowed
words of greatness/come to me
poet of poets/ I AM INFINITY

bitchin' beats yo

The clones burst into the throne room too! "We are here to kill the traitors! If you are traitor please stand up and form an orderly queue."

"OH NO OH NO"

"Space Dracula, here? WE NEED TO TEAM UP."

"EVERYONE, WE NEED TO TEAM UP," Bob said to EVERYONE. "Even you clones!"

Brad stares halfheartedly at the approaching sarcophagus-shaped space ships.

"I guess you could throw me at them I'm basically a stake now.

Alien troops lined up to ward off Space Dracula, Willow's cover of will.i.am blasting out the intercom. "I'm a bee, I'm a bee..."

"We can fight Dracula! Glass worked last time right?" Meanwhile B.Prime facepalmed. "You're meant to be perfect clones why are you so dumb."

Facedown in living honey in the cells, Conway dreamed, or was it a vision? The voices were starting to become more coherent.

He understood.

"Come here rude boy boy, can you get it up?"

- Rihanna

Conway lifted the hive up higher into the air, headed right at Dracula's fleet.

"Fortunately, I know the perfect spell for dealing with space vampires," Loquacious said. "And I won't be interrupted this time!"
He wrote.

Hearing the call of its space-borne vampire masters, Pencil-shaped Percy pecks Conway on the back of the head.

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damn i nearly put the post in a spoiler, i think i may be dying

NEED TO KEEP RAPPING
RAPPING
TO IMPRESS
HIS MUSE

hanging limply/laying simply
around the darkest lonesome banks
covered in cocaine and skanks

Baskerville steadied himself as the entire hive rocketed away. "This is complete bullshiiiiit." Baskerville braced himself for impact.

"Nigga, who you callin' a skank?!" Willow swung her hair around sassily, turning to the poet. "I like your style though. You fly. Word."

"IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO DEFEAT SPACE DRACULA."
SDrac poofed to B.Prime and said, "Let me take your cloning power!"

Loquacious the Wizard-Pen wrote carefully, the words of his mightiest spell forming beneath his point.
IHOPTHISWORKS
GODDAMMIT
ITSGOTTAWORK

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dang why is there nobody being inactive i am actually going to have to choose someone to eliminate. if you want you can pm me with opinions (they must be no longer than 140 characters

The Hive collided with Space Dracula's Space Frigate in Space.
"The hive... is ready to attack!"
All the living honey began to bubble.

"Ah shit err umm no?" SDracula leaned in for the kill. Until suddenly GLASS CLONE TACKLE! Baskerville shed a tear. "You guys do care."

a. poet, smiled, a glimmer of hope inside
"well you know, you made quite the-"

IMPACT

"IMPACT"

IMPACT

IMPACT

"IMPACT"

and then, impact

"HE'S OVER HERE!"

Bob and his crew and the Baskerpens and the other Baskerville clones all leaped into the room!

THEY FOUGHT.

Baskerville Prime, filled with renewed resolve rose and bravely...ran away like a gigantic pussy. "Go get em' boooooys!"

An army of living honey creatures rose from the ground, and began to make their moves.

Their dance moves

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Also people were suggesting about maybe spreading this out over several nights with two rounds a night. This seems like a thing that could be a good idea because this is exhausting and I am not actually posting. Send me an opinion on that as well.

Loquacious continued writing.
WILLITWORK WILLITWORK
YESITHINKITSGONNAWORK
WAITNOITSNOTGONNAWORK
GODDAMMIT
BETTERTRYAGAIN
PLEASEWORKTHISTIME

As everyone was dogpiling on Space Dracula, he sensed that SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING TO HIM.

He poofed to Loquacious.