Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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Ooze under the door to reconnoiter

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Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Scream at lasers

Ooze under the door to reconnoiter

You abandon your CRUDE STABBING IMPLEMENT and use your TRANSMOGRIFICATION skills to slip stealthy (if somewhat painfully) under the door.







"Well?" Steve John asks from the other side of the door. "Is it safe?"

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

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FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!

Originally posted on MSPA by Xander.

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Yup, but there's no reason to go out.

Originally posted on MSPA by gloomyMoron.

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SpoilerShow

Oh eff yeah. How'd I miss the updates until today. And Deadbeat is updating again too. Things just can't get better. Nice to see your still around/back to updating Thriggs. I've not seen you around in awhile.

> "As safe as a newly squelched baby drip's behind. But a bit too crater-y for my tastes."

Originally posted on MSPA by Asmodemus.

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> Tap that there's a smouldering crater, oh and the outside.

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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> Yeah

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!

Aha! Now's your chance to escape Steve John's despotic power trip!

That Drop has obvious succumbed to some sort of AUTHORITY MADNESS.



You promised not to shoot him, but you never promised to be his prisoner.



You activate your ROCKET SHOES and--



--Oh right. You only have one ROCKET SHOE.

Your list of Action Traits has expanded to include FLYING and CAREENING OUT OF CONTROL.

Originally posted on MSPA by Xander.

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Moron. Turn off your shoe.

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

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Put your other foot on top of the foot with the rocket boot so you balance.

Originally posted on MSPA by eerr.

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This is close enough. You'll get Somewhere.


But if you can, land on the roof.

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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> Turn it off!

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

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Put your rocketless shoe over the rocketed shoe in order to shake off the CAREENING OUT OF CONTROL trait.

Or break through the fourth wall and forcefully erase the trait from your status screen.

Originally posted on MSPA by Dfaran.

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>Nothing you can do about this, so you might as well try to enjoy it.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Turn it off!

You wisely deactivate your ROCKET SHOE.







You have lost the benefits of the FLYING and CAREENING OUT OF CONTROL Action Traits.

Originally posted on MSPA by Dfaran.

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>Maintain clever "corpse" disguise until the coast is clear.

Originally posted on MSPA by tagonizer.

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> Spring into action! Lying motionless is an action right?

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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> Activate your rocket shoe to ignite everyone! This can not possibly go wrong in any way.

Originally posted on MSPA by Asmodemus.

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> Hey there's a shiny red button on that machine! Press it.

Originally posted on MSPA by xp194.

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> Hey there's a shiny red button on that machine! Press it.

dooo eeet

Originally posted on MSPA by Xander.

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OMG MOAR SPACEBUGS!

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Maintain clever "corpse" disguise until the coast is clear.

You decide to imitate a corpse until--



OOF!

Originally posted on MSPA by tagonizer.

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> Cover his body with your body like you did to Steve John.

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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> Wesley: Save the day

Originally posted on MSPA by Filio.

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> Wesley: Save the day

Who's wesley...

Oh, THAT wesley.
Isn't he evil or something? (Unless you mean the thornberry)