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**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 03:48 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Muke.

Get LASER to kill SHIP with.

thriggle · 04-21-2009, 04:55 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

Odinod Wrote:Nigel> Use TURGOR PRESSURE action trait!

Nigel activates his TURGOR PRESSURE Action Trait, successfully eliminating his FLATTENED trait.
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The FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM is INTIMIDATED and scampers away.

Muke Wrote:Get LASER to kill SHIP with.

Nigel has lifted the SPACE VESSEL with his TURGOR PRESSURE, revealing your charred, crushed, and trusty ZAP GUN. It no longer appears to be functional.

Nigel quivers under the SPACE VESSEL's weight.

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**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 04:57 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

>Snatch Nigel away and get the heck outta there!

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 09:01 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by MultiFunctional.

> Chase after the FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM in a non-threatening manner.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by NinjaKing42.

Ignore this stupid plant and get moving to the primitive civilazation.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 02:13 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by rap king.

>take zap gun, thank the plant for his noble sacrifice, and go off in search of primitive local yokels to civilize.

thriggle · 04-21-2009, 04:55 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

rap king Wrote:>take zap gun, thank the plant for his noble sacrifice, and go off in search of primitive local yokels to civilize.

You retrieve your charred, crushed, trusty ZAP GUN.
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It has been rent in twain.

MultiFunctional Wrote:> Chase after the FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM in a non-threatening manner.

You succeed on a passive XENOBOTANY skill check and realize that your FRIENDSHIP to Nigel is inextricably linked to this FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM. If Nigel leaves the FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM's Empathy Radius he will disband from your party and become a FERAL NIGEL.

You chase after the precious BLOSSOM, hoping you don't look too intimidating.
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The FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM continues scampering away.
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**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 05:12 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by RedMage.

> Remeber what happened in WAR OF THE WORLDS and run the hell away. If successful, sneak on back and try and retrieve FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 05:17 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

>Use the magical tendencies of the FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM to befriend the ENRAGED NATIVE, taking full advantage of your newly improved XENOBOTANY skill.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 05:22 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Dr Evil42.

Run the hell away and get Nigel real quick hoping that he can still like you without the blossom. Maybe he can sprout another.

thriggle · 04-21-2009, 05:54 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

RedMage Wrote:> ...run the hell away.

Dr Evil42 Wrote:Run the hell away...

Discretion is the better part of valour. You make to valourously abscond.
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The ENRAGED NATIVE has stomped on you. You acquire the FLATTENED Action Trait at 50% effectiveness.

Odinod Wrote:>Use the magical tendencies of the FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM to befriend the ENRAGED NATIVE, taking full advantage of your newly improved XENOBOTANY skill.

Thinking fast, you desperately attempt to use the FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM's magic.
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However, you succeed on a XENOBOTANY skill check to realize that the FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM is non-magical.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 05:58 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

>Eat the FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM, fusing with the PURE ESSENCE OF NIGEL'S LOVE and becoming more powerful than you could possibly imagine. Also, that little bugger's got your SPACE SUIT!

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 06:05 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Dr Evil42.

Nigel: Quickly run to your friends aid and use a Lvl 1 root digestion tech on native.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 06:20 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

Bob: Use your INTIMIDATION skill to annoy/embarrass ENRAGED NATIVE (whichever seems better)

Nigel: Use BLOOMICATE and ROOTIFY skills.

thriggle · 04-21-2009, 06:55 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

Warden Notes Wrote:Nigel: Use BLOOMICATE and ROOTIFY skills.

Nigel uses the remainder of his TURGOR PRESSURE to safely toss away the SPACE VESSEL.
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He then attempts to use both his BLOOMICATE and ROOTIFY skills.
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PARTIAL SUCCESS. Nigel has ROOTIFIED into the ground. However, he expended too much of his Energy Reserves on his TURGOR PRESSURE Action Trait, and now lacks the Energy to BLOOMICATE.
Nigel has acquired the IMMOBILE Action Trait.

Warden Notes Wrote:Bob: Use your INTIMIDATION skill to annoy/embarrass ENRAGED NATIVE (whichever seems better)

The ENRAGED NATIVE is no longer a valid target for your INTIMIDATE skill.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 06:59 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

Bob: Pick up and equip SPACE SUIT as deadly weapon.

Nigel: Do nothing, you are in a happy place.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 07:11 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Dr Evil42.

Pick up and reattach the friendship blossom to Nigel.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 08:02 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by rap king.

>feed the friendship blossom to the immobilized Nigel so he will always be nice to you

thriggle · 04-21-2009, 08:04 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

Warden Notes Wrote:Bob: Pick up and equip SPACE SUIT as deadly weapon.

You equip your fearsome SPACE SUIT and feel ready to tame any wilderness, to civilize any SAVAGE that dares stand in the way of your progress. This godforsaken planet won't know what hit it.
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Your FLATTENED Action Trait has deactivated. Being armed with a somewhat functional armament has granted an INVISIBLE BOON to your INTIMIDATE skill.

Warden Notes Wrote:Nigel: Do nothing, you are in a happy place.

Nigel enjoys the sunlight.
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His PHOTOSYNTHESIS Action Trait auto-activates. His Energy Reserves will gradually replenish.

Dr Evil42 Wrote:Pick up and reattach the friendship blossom to Nigel.

rap king Wrote:>feed the friendship blossom to the immobilized Nigel so he will always be nice to you

Before you bring on the hurt to the FILTHY SAVAGES, you decide to bring Nigel his FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM for safekeeping. You look around for it.
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The FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM seems to have been INTIMIDATED by you and your weapon. It is scampering at an impressive pace vaguely toward the distant PRIMITIVE VILLAGE.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 08:07 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by demanga.

>Throw SPACE SUIT at Blossom to stop it from escaping!

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 08:09 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by RedMage.

> Give chase, knocking over as many fruit stands on the way.

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 08:10 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by rap king.

>shoot the friendship blossom to keep it from escaping!

**OTTO** · 04-21-2009, 08:34 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

RedMage Wrote:> Give chase, knocking over as many fruit stands on the way.

THIS.

thriggle · 04-22-2009, 01:26 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

rap king Wrote:>shoot the friendship blossom to keep it from escaping!

Clearly, shooting the FRIENDSHIP BULB that keeps your only friend, Nigel, both sapient and sane, is the best course of action. You'll only hurt it a little, and you're certain that your FRIENDSHIP with Nigel is tough enough to take a little roasting.

You open fire with your SPACE SUIT.
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You have acquired the BLINDED and FLYING Action Traits.

You might be imagining it, but you think you hear your SPACE SUIT's internal speakers inexplicably playing the Benny Hill Theme.

**OTTO** · 04-22-2009, 01:31 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Genesis Monk.

Attempt to deactivate flames without any regard for the laws of gravity.