Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim

I mentioned this on IRC, but I now want that used guitar to be cursed.

Also the 17th isn't that far off now, maybe we can just wait for Mirdini to return?

Honestly, I don't care *that* much about what's in the chest. I'd rather just see the game continue.

Oh! Uh. I could totes go for a fedora hat, but I already asked for a jetpack so I don't know if that's going overboard.

Let's get a car.

A BUNCH OF THINGS HAPPEN



FUCKING WIZARDS

EQUIPS AND BUFFS AND SHIT GO GO GO

STATUS

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Schazer - Totes Legit - Embezzler
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory:Battery Powered Hair Dryer | Hat | Flamethrower
Bonus:
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Mirdini - James "Ice Cool" McTaggart - Hitman
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory:Icicle Pick | Pistol | 2xPistol
Bonus:
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Godbot - Gerardo "Gelato" Stracciatella - Bodyguard
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory: Shock Hammer | Pillar | Nial | Rocket Launcher | Car
Bonus:
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DragonFogel - Marco Hustler - Used Guitar Salesman
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory: DA BOMB | FudgeMook_3 72% | Vertically Gifted Fudgesicle 65% | Haunted Used Guitar
Bonus:
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Pick Yer Poison - "Sticks" McGee - Professional Ladykiller
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory: Toothpick Quarterstaff | Assult Rifle 80% | Sunglasses | MiniGun | FedoraHat | Jetpack
Bonus:
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Let's kick off with a RAINBOW RAVE

Oh and equip a flamethrower.

I'll equip the rocket launcher and use GUARDIANTECH: HUMAN(?) FRIDGE

CHARISMATECH: RULE OF COOL

(The more awesomely you do something, the better it works.)

Also I equip the jetpack and the minigun.

Can I dual-wield mooks? I kind of want to dual-wield mooks.

Otherwise I'll go with the Vertically Gifted one.

Godbot: proud wielder of the Niall

Gotta list my moves

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Hitmantech: Stay Frosty - Stealth: 10 Chill to activate, 5 Chill/Turn to maintain.
Shanktech: Spinal Tap - Paralyzing Stabbery: 3 Chill???

Obviously I need more moves.

For now though James will Stay Frosty and move behind the first WIZARD.

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that took a lot longer than it should have!
I am so sorry, i just kept forgetting this :C
i am terrible

By shining his lenses, "Sticks" now sees the world with a new way of thinking, the coolness of his Charismatech makes the entire world follow suit, causing everything that is cool to be more effective. However, this effects enemies as well!
James and Gerardo suit up,
Marco may look clustered, but he is now a force to be reckoned with, wielding both fudgesicles with his considerable guitar selling strength.


Totes shoots out any chance of the enemies getting the jump on them, she's on fire!

STATUS

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Schazer - Totes Legit - Embezzler
Health:100
Chill:75
Ammo: %100
Inventory:Battery Powered Hair Dryer | Hat | Flamethrower
Bonus: RAINBOW'D (Allies Always Move First)
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Mirdini - James "Ice Cool" McTaggart - Hitman
Health:100
Chill:90
Ammo: N/A
Inventory:Icicle Pick | Pistol | 2xPistol
Bonus: Invisible (5 Chill to maintain.)
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Godbot - Gerardo "Gelato" Stracciatella - Bodyguard
Health:100
Chill:90
Ammo: %100
Inventory: Shock Hammer | Pillar | Rusty Niall | Rocket Launcher | Car
Bonus: ULTRA TANK (+Def, Auto-Ally-Parry)
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DragonFogel - Marco Hustler - Used Guitar Salesman
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: %72 | %65
Inventory: DA BOMB | FudgeMook_3 | Vertically Gifted Fudgesicle | Haunted Used Guitar
Bonus:
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Pick Yer Poison - "Sticks" McGee - Professional Ladykiller
Health:100
Chill:93
Ammo: 80%
Inventory: Toothpick Quarterstaff | Assult Rifle 80% | Sunglasses | MiniGun | FedoraHat | Jetpack
Bonus:Coolio (The more awesomely you do something, the better it works.)
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"COVER ME" roars Totes, as she springboards off Marco's Vertically Gifted Mook and over-head flamethrowers the sword-and-shield Mook. Finish up with a blast to the tall wizard-mook's face.

All right.

Once Totes has leapt off, I use my regular Fudgemook to knock the nearest mook up in the air, then my Vertically Gifted Mook to bat him backwards into the nearby wizard.

(Apologies if that's hard to portray with the sprites.)

Since the first wizard is about to be in a world of pain I'll infiltrate my way forward, aiming to end up behind the second wizard.

No wizardly shenanigans today if I can help it.

Gerardo rocket jumps into the air in the general direction of the first two mooks

and puts the rocket launcher back into his inventory

and uses DRIVING FORCE to equip the car as his main weapon.

In midair.

I fire at the mooks to distract them while Gerardo does his thing. While boisterously singing about moscow.