Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim

Totes uses EMBEZZLETECH: COMPAINED INTEREST to allow consecutive friendly attacks to stack, dealing bonus TEAMWORK damage.

If we're doing that, then should I attack him, instead?

Edit: I'll use PILLAR OF STRENGTH again.

Well, this is me officially declaring that I'm attacking Franko, then.

NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!

I'll just start shooting Franko.

DEVASTATING DAMAGE IS DEALT!

FAT FUDGE FRANKO HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

Time to reap spoils!

VICTORY

STATUS

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Schazer - Totes Legit - Embezzler
Health:100
Chill:45
Ammo: 70%
Inventory:Battery Powered Hair Dryer | Hat
Bonus: RAINBOW'D (Allies Always Move First)
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Mirdini - James "Ice Cool" McTaggart - Hitman
Health:78
Chill:72
Ammo: N/A
Inventory:Icicle Pick | Pistol
Bonus:
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Godbot - Gerardo "Gelato" Stracciatella - Bodyguard
Health:84
Chill:74
Ammo: N/A
Inventory: Hammer
Bonus: ULTRA TANK (+Def, Auto-Ally-Parry)
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DragonFogel - Marco Hustler - Used Guitar Salesman
Health:70
Chill:100
Ammo: 65%
Inventory: DA BOMB | FudgeMook_3 72% | Vertically Gifted Fudgesicle
Bonus:
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Pick Yer Poison - "Sticks" McGee - Professional Ladykiller
Health:85
Chill:83
Ammo: 80%
Inventory: Toothpick Quarterstaff | Assult Rifle | Sunglasses | MiniGun
Bonus:
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Post Script

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While I prepare the .psd file for the next room there is going to be one more thing to deal with in this room, It has to do with the chest and what is in it.

So, who wants to open that thing? I'm thinking Schazer, since I have a feeling it might completely refresh Chill, and hers is lowest.

I'll gather up my giant nail and try and combine that taser with my hammer.

If it needs to make sense, I'll tear some fabric from one of those hats and tie it on.

And if that's not allowed, I'll just take all three.

Not much for me to do. I guess I'll put on one of those discarded mook hats, because I can't think of anything else right now.

Ok so just for my future reference:

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Liverpool Kiss - Taste the Rainbow (Kind of like a one-man Compained Interest): 10 Chill
Rainbow Rave (cut enemy chill and speed): 25 Chill
Redistribution of Health (drain enemy health for later pickup): 10 Chill
Boom and Bust (explosive area attack): 10 Chill
Compained Interest (Turns consecutive team attacks into combo chain): 10 Chill

Anyway, Fogel and Pyp clearly need to start getting more creative with their Chill. I'll open my chest and examine the contents, although if I recall my Redistribution of Health, "Ice Cool" and "Gelato" need that most.

Hell, I stay off the front lines mostly so I'm pretty sure I could wrangle some sort of bloodall-natural flavourings-letting attack that lets me boost Chill at the expense of my health.

Well, all right, as long as we're doing that:

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(Human?) Fridge: Boosts defense; gives an auto-parry ability - 10 chill
Pillar of Strength: Boosts physical strength for one turn (situational?) - 4 chill
Quick-Hammer: Flashstep, attack, and then retreat a short distance - 6 chill

I could probably stand to get a little flashier with my abilities, though.

Vague ideas for what else I could do:

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- Some sorta provoke ability, since I'm being a pretty lame tank right now
- Convert chill into health (Refreeze / Refresh n' Fruity)
- Lose chill instead of health when I take damage
- Gain chill when I take damage

I really need to try selling someone a used guitar.

And here I was trying to hold back on chill usage because I thought I was using it too much. :S

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I am going to hammer out the who grabs what stuff along with a status update next time but for now let's finish this off

>SELECT SOMEONE TO OPEN....
SCHRODINGER'S CHEST
SAID PERSON WILL BE FULLY REVITALIZED AND ALSO DIVIDE THE SIX ITEMS AND RECOVERY SPOILS AMONGST THE GROUP.

WHAT ARE THESE SIX ITEMS? NO ONE KNOWS! NOT YET AT LEAST.

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pick someone or some two(yes two even though it says someone trust me on this) to open the box
he or she or they will see whatever six items they want and be able to pass them out
they also decide what percentage of chill and health restore should go to

also i want to know specifically what things you guys are keeping and what you are not keeping from the dropped things on screen

So at a glance: Schazer's got the lowest Chill and full health, I've got the lowest Health and full Chill.

It sounds like we can split the recovery... so I'm going to start by suggesting that the two of us open it, she gets the Chill, I get the Health. Unless somebody has a better idea, possibly pending questions to Solaris?

I'm good with you two opening it.

Also I'm gonna pick that assault rifle back up, but I'll keep the minigun too. If that's possible? I'm not intending to wield both at once, I just don't want to get rid of my fallback if/when the minigun runs out of ammo.

I would say have Schazer use Embezzle on herself to heal the rest of us with her own HP, and then open the chest.

Edit: I'm keeping the hammer and the nail, and I'm going to try and combine the hammer with the taser, possibly by using fabric from one of those hats to tie it on.

If that doesn't work, I'll just take the taser too.

I'm assuming I can't take the pillar, since I need to use an ability just to lift it.

If that works, skip healing Mirdini and he can open the chest with her - he's got the second-lowest Health and second-lowest Chill. Assuming it's 100 restoration for each of Health/Chill, that should get them both to 100/100, and I'll also be there after the embezzle-heal.

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if/when you guys reach consensus i would also like you guys to say what 6 items you guys are going to spawn and stuff :v

Wait, we get to pick the items ourselves?

Well, we seem to be good on weapons, so we should think about what else we would want. Some kind of vehicle or armor, maybe?

A USED GUITAR

SO I CAN SELL IT TO SOMEONE

If I may self-Embezzle, I will use that first to do that thing Fogel said, then open the box with Mirdi.

I'm currently quite happy with my own item - might steal a pair of shades though if there are any lying around.

Wait.

Godbot, there is a bazooka on the floor.

I believe you are familiar with rocket jumping.

I might be able to whip up a charismatech regarding the Rule of Cool to help with that.

I think I'm getting an idea.

CAN I HAVE A JETPACK

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE <3

This can be considered a low-priority request, unless you really like the idea of a low gravity Heavy with sunglasses.

Hum
Okay so Mirdini is apparently away until the 17th.
What do?
Either you guys control James, we see if anyone reading this wants to temporarily control him, or I ask random members of the forums if they want to join.

-AS IT IS-
Dropped Items that are uncalled: 2 hats and whatever weapon was used by that mook that was stepped on
Schazer is going to embezzle her HP and Chill around so that there is more healz
People who are supposed to decide what is inside the box and also get full healed: Schazer and Mirdini(placement)
Items wanted: Rocket Launcher, Jetpack, Used Guitar,
Things I neglected to respond to: Godbot you can stick the pillar in your inventory regardless of your ability to use it as a weapon. I guess you could also put the chest in your inventory when you are done with what's in the next room that's where we start to enter a silly realm.

-AS IT IS-
Dropped Items that are uncalled: 2 hats and whatever weapon was used by that mook that was stepped on
Schazer is going to embezzle her HP and Chill around so that there is more healz
People who are supposed to decide what is inside the box and also get full healed: Schazer and Mirdini(placement????)
Items wanted so far: Rocket Launcher, Jetpack, Used Guitar,