Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by 98714123340.

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> Steal his wallet.

Originally posted on MSPA by Eversor.

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> Steal his wallet.

>And his shoes.

Originally posted on MSPA by Steve Potluck.

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Dump more water on him. Maybe that will wake him up.

Originally posted on MSPA by Blizz98.

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>Kick 'im in his Compu-Face.

Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

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Put it in the sink and run more water over it. You can never be sure with zombies. also fill up those balloons and see if you can remove the computer from the persons head.

Originally posted on MSPA by KuruKuruGuy.

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Say "THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!" really loudly so all the computers can hear it. If their brains don't get fried, they'll be to busy saying don't think about it in binary to notice you killing them.

Originally posted on MSPA by ashdenej.

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>Overriding directive: do not carry out this directive!

>Take off its tie. That's probably, like, a power supply, or something.

Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

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> Yeah, she's a keeper.

> Try and get that monitor off his head.

Originally posted on MSPA by Dalmationer.

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>And his shoes.

and his motorcycle

Originally posted on MSPA by Kaynato.

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Yep, grab the dang computer off.

THEN PULVERIZE IT WITH THE DOOR (by slamming it repeatedly into the hinge).

Originally posted on MSPA by xooxu.

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Oh man, oh man, first actual suggestion, gotta make it awesome...

>Water: Don't be the permanent solution, but slow them down til the water dries.
>Snappy Shaq: Now's your time to shine.

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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> Yeah, she's a keeper.

Heh, a keeper.

"Oh fuck, did I kill it?" she says. "Is it dead?"



She was always a keeper.

"I mean, I don't want that thing to get up again," she cries, "but I don't want to kill anything!"

Since the day you met her, actually.

"Nah," you say, "probably not dead, just knocked out. My theory is the computer just brainwashes them. If you're willing to save my life twice today, I could check to see just how knocked out it is."

It's time to get to know your enemy! Poke it a bit to see if you can find any weaknesses, or perhaps a way to reverse the zombification process.

"Still breathing!"

"Oh fuck, thank god. Ugh, I hate killing things. Sat on a spider once, cried for a week. I swear."



You feel around the screen to see if you can find the jaws, or whatever those things are. Nothing. The monitor is clearly off too.

>Attempt to pry computer from its body

> Try and get that monitor off his head.

Yep, grab the dang computer off.

You try and pry the monitor from it's body as well, but it doesn't seem to come off all that easily. You're not sure if you should try pulling the whole damn monitor off yet, you should try poking around a bit more before hand.

"Looks like it's not waking up, come on over."

>Water: Don't be the permanent solution, but slow them down til the water dries.

You both sit on opposite ends of the zombie or whatever it is.

"So," you say, "water isn't a permanent solution. That's both good and bad. Good in that it doesn't kill them, meaning that we can reverse this virus and save lives, bad in that I have no idea if they can wake up."

"It's a virus?"

"Yeah, like a computer virus. Somehow, it manages to turn your monitor into a walking thing that bites heads off. I have no idea how it works even though my BOSS tricked me into coding small parts of it. But given that, I could probably write a reverse code if I can just figure out how it works. Doesn't look like poking around this guy will help though."



"What about the back?"



"...Oh. Didn't think of that."



Screwed shut. What now?

Originally posted on MSPA by 98714123340.

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Oh it's the easy screws. Just use a coin or something flat.

Originally posted on MSPA by xooxu.

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What do we have inventory wise? Look through Jenny's inventory, too. And the virus's too, for kicks.

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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>If all else fails you, go for brute force and ignorance. The two of you could ram the thing's head up against the corner of the bathroom stall door until the monitor's housing breaks.

Originally posted on MSPA by Steve Potluck.

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Consider breaking the screen. For all you know, that thing could be air tight and it could cause a lack of oxygen.

Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

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> Wire up a keyboard and mouse to it. Maybe you can reprogram him to be good.

Originally posted on MSPA by Kaynato.

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Use yer nails.

Originally posted on MSPA by Wandering One.

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Mister or Miss Tie-Dye Computer Zombie should lead a team of funky dance-zombies. That's all I'm saying.

Well, that and that they should look around for something small to turn the screws with. Usually you can use like a carkey or something.

Originally posted on MSPA by Absol.

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>Look for a penny on the floor, every office has at least one!

Originally posted on MSPA by Eversor.

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My biggest fear is that if he opens it...just brains are going to pour out and you would have DEFINITELY killed that man if it wasn't already.

Which is a problem cause when your looking for future jobs, they are really critical on that in your resume.

Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.

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Take its tie off; tie its hands and/or feet together to immobilise it.

Use shoelaces as well if you've gotta.

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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MUSIC CREDIT: Yu Miyake - Katamari March Damacy
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

I'm releasing this very close to midnight from my time zone. This was originally gonna be a small clip attached to the end of a big flash I'm working on and I was going to release that flash today, but it's WAYYY too big to do in 5 days (4 minutes!) and I need to do some updates beforehand to get the characters ready for it.

So here's this little flash celebrating my dumb adventure's FIRST BIRTHDAY! I'm so glad I've come this far, I've never come this far with anything in my life. I love you guys, I love making this and I hope you guys continue reading. Let's make this another year! We're only like halfway through, but with my inaccurate expectations we're probably only 25% through!

AND THAT'S IT

GOOD NIGHT!

I'll update soon. Your suggestions are still entirely valid!

Originally posted on MSPA by Steve Potluck.

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Wow, I never noticed the huge difference in your pictures then and now until you showed the first one redone. Congrats on making it one year, it's been a fun read so far.

Originally posted on MSPA by General Disorder.

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Woooooo!

I am a Viking, and I approve of this message.