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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 01:59 AM
EVENT!
Coldblooded gets all tuckered out and passes out in the middle of the street. You all just ignore him for a while, but eventually someone gets around to checking whether he's still alive. He isn't.
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Coldblooded was the Travelling Gun Salesman. He had originally come to Townzia for the enviable opportunity to sell weapons to a bunch of murderous psychopaths, but after getting most of his stock confiscated by the border patrol, he just decided to stick around and watch the carnage unfold instead.
His goal in all of this was to beat the bartender at her own game and also to prove to himself that he could still cause somebody's death even without any decent weapons. Coldblooded has achieved a half-win. He was not a player in this game.
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Well, with that out of the way, it looks like Wheat wins the drinking contest by default as long as he can stay conscious for the remainder of the day.
60 minutes remain.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 02:24 AM
Uh guys, you know I was just kidding with the whole crushing you all right? No need to sick a giant Murderwolf on me guys. (Stupid spiders were supposed to hold the damn thing off.) Guys? Guys!? Oh my those Murder-rocks are huge.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 02:28 AM
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 02:32 AM
You guys should all hurry up and kill Granolaman soon so that he can come hang out with me and Malky in the ghost zone.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 03:15 AM
Somehow I didn't even realize Dragonpaul wasn't a player.
So, predictions! On what day will we have more non-players in the game than players?
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 03:36 AM
Lynch: 60 minutes remain.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 03:38 AM
Bartender I hate you so much I wish you would just spontaneously combust
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slowly
as if you took a video of you spontaneously combusting and you put it into slow motion
I choose #1. I pitch all my valuables to the bartender WHICH INCLUDES A LIVE GRENADE WITH THE PIN OUT
HAVE FUN WITH MY BELONGINGS
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 03:38 AM
Oh, wait day ended. Lynch: the day ending
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 03:45 AM
(04-28-2013, 03:39 AM)Wheat Wrote: »I'm on meth, i'm invincible right nw
Oh yeah
what if I came into the bar with no belongings anyway? What if I've been naked this whole time? THERE'S NOTHING ELSE LEFT TO TAKE, IM INVINCIBLE TOO
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 03:47 AM
(04-28-2013, 03:45 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: » (04-28-2013, 03:39 AM)Wheat Wrote: »I'm on meth, i'm invincible right nw
Oh yeah
what if I came into the bar with no belongings anyway? What if I've been naked this whole time? THERE'S NOTHING ELSE LEFT TO TAKE, IM INVINCIBLE TOO
Credit. There are neuterbots around. There is always something to give to the bartender. Always
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 03:54 AM
Well I only had that grenade What do i do garuru
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 03:59 AM
Garuru, the day hasn't ended yet. It's central time, not eastern. And trust me; I know central time.
Day actually ends in one minute.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 04:31 AM
I have nothing of value. #1.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 04:51 AM
Day ends in 24 hours from this post, just to give you all a leetle more time.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 05:09 AM
Oh cool.
I still want to lynch anacreon or Credit or something. Also I want to hide behind someone giving all their shit to Wheat in hopes she won't see me and offer my prayers to my god Para that I survive.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 05:32 AM
Yeah sure Wheat can have my wallet, let me rant about this instead
Did you know!? It took one million spiders one wet season in Madagascar to produce this gown?
The cloak is undyed, the gold silk the natural colour of adult Nephila silk.
The story of Rumplestiltskin is one of the oldest known stories, which harks back to the Jurassic era in which this genus of spiders first diverged from sister groups. Rumplestiltskin's fabled ability to spin gold from straw was because he was secretly six hundred thousand golden silk orb-weavers overdosed on Dino-cocaine.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 05:38 AM
Honestly, considering how little voting we're doing anyways, we might as well hand over our wallets. It doesn't seem likely to make a difference.
Do we get an extension on wallet-surrendering to go with the extension on the day? If so, then I'll wait until night to do that on the slim chance my vote can actually go towards a lynch today. Otherwise, may as well just give it up now and get it over with.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 08:20 AM
puts wallet in pickle jar
my wallet is safe!!! hahahaha
lynch icgc he also tried to steal my picl;es
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 10:12 AM
okay yep I'm now officially lost
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in other news
THESE VOTALS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAMPAIGN FOR SPIDER EQUALITY
Granolaman - 3 - (amosmyn, Kíeros, ICan'tGiveCredit)
Neutermech - 3 - (anacreon, Pharas, ProfessorLizzard)
Airey - 1 - (texcat)
ICan'tGiveCredit - 3 - (Dragon Fogel, Sruixan, beruru)
Schazer - 1- (btp)
anacreon - 1 - (Palamedes)
The Knife - 1 - (LegendaryQ)
No Lynch - 1 - (TehPilot)
The Day Ending - 1 - (Garuru)
Abstaining - 8 - (Airey, Boogeyman, ParadoxGamer, seedy, Schazer, Slorange, Reecer6, Drakenforge)
With 23 alive, it takes 12 to lynch. Deadline is in 19 hours.
also sheesh Para when was the last time you updated the first post
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 02:23 PM
Are you serious? I'm equal to Granola man in votes?
beruru I wanted to take your pickles within good reason because you may or may not kill us all
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 02:37 PM
Somewhere in the aether, Malky emits another 'noooooooooooooooooooooooooo'
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 02:52 PM
psssstt Malky
hey you in the aether, malky!
Try invading the thoughts of granola with thoughts of SAVING the dogs
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 03:15 PM
Malky, do you think you can, I don't know, possess Granola or something? Just for giggles?
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 08:36 PM
Mhm. If everyone hands you their wallets I'll step out and give you mine no problem.
I'm a follower by heart.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-28-2013, 08:44 PM
Well so far I'm the only one, good luck the rest of you
Also you're still a bartender right? Well
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