Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by Mk_97.

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Sidestep away from NOXIOUS MERCURY.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Wrap SPACE SUIT around WAIST and consider yourself a WHITEBELT.

Now that you've tossed your gun, you might have to prepare for unarmed combat. You begin futzing with your SPACE SUIT in an attempt to make yourself a WHITEBELT.


You seem to have accidentally triggered one of your ROCKET SHOES. The FLEXIGLASS CANOPY of your SPACE VESSEL is breached by the afterburn.

Originally posted on MSPA by MultiFunctional.

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> X-plore!

Originally posted on MSPA by Cactuseater.

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Emerge Dramatically from your fallen space ship, Zap Gun ready for action!

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Sidestep away from NOXIOUS MERCURY.

NOXIOUS MERCURY! Shit!

> X-plore!

Now that you're free of that SPACE COFFIN, you know that it's time to bring civilization to this SAVAGE WORLD. It's time to do some X-treme X-ploring.

Emerge Dramatically from your fallen space ship, Zap Gun ready for action!

Yes, you might want your ZAP GUN, to help with the process of civilization. You dash back into your ship and grab your gun before the NOXIOUS MERCURY can drip on you, then EMERGE DRAMATICALLY.

It's time to civilize something.

Originally posted on MSPA by Cactuseater.

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Scan planet horizon, whilst impatiently firing warning shots into the air.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Scan planet horizon, whilst impatiently firing warning shots into the air.

You fire your ZAP GUN into the air to deter any would-be bug-eyed aliens as you scan the horizon.

You can see a CRUDE TREE and some SAVAGE FOLIAGE nearby, and a PRIMITIVE VILLAGE in the distance.

Originally posted on MSPA by MultiFunctional.

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>TREK to the PRIMITIVE VILLAGE.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>TREK to the PRIMITIVE VILLAGE.

You begin the arduous trek to the PRIMITIVE VILLAGE.


Suddenly, the SAVAGE FOLIAGE rises in your path, revealing itself to be a GREEN-EYED MONSTER!

Originally posted on MSPA by faceofdoomness.

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>Zap one of the GREEN-EYED MONSTER'S eyes using ZAP GUN.

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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>Realize that the GREEN-EYED MONSTER is just lonely, and wants a FRIEND to hug with his LEAFY APPENDAGES.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Zap one of the GREEN-EYED MONSTER'S eyes using ZAP GUN.

You shoot the GREEN-EYED MONSTER in the eye with your ZAP GUN. It is probably jealous of your arsenal.

>Realize that the GREEN-EYED MONSTER is just lonely, and wants a FRIEND to hug with his LEAFY APPENDAGES.

Oh no... Could it be? Could the GREEN-EYED MONSTER actually be a friendly, sapient life form? Have you just destined these primitive, leafy peoples to forever fear and mistrust outsiders, initializing a new era of INTERSTELLAR WAR?

You wish you'd paid more attention in SPACE ANTHROPOLOGY class.

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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>Apologize profusely and HUG the GREEN-EYED MONSTER.

Originally posted on MSPA by Archduke_Ferdinand.

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>Attempt to reason with the green eyed monster, explaining your situation and why you were so freaked out.

Originally posted on MSPA by RedMage.

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still unsure as to why its just standing there and taking this to the eye, zap it again to make sure its alive at all.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Apologize profusely and HUG the GREEN-EYED MONSTER.

Your lack of arms precludes you from HUGGING the GREEN-EYED MONSTER, but you do the next best thing and give it an AFFECTIONATE NUZZLE by way of apology.



Somehow, your gesture of goodwill bypasses the barriers of species and culture, and the GREEN-EYED MONSTER gives you a gentle, leafy embrace.
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You're still not sure whether the GREEN-EYED MONSTER is sapient. You are, however, intimately familiar with what appears to be its stomach cavity. You are slowly being DIGESTED.

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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>Fire ZAP GUN to light the dark recesses of the GREEN-EYED MONSTER'S insides.

Originally posted on MSPA by RedMage.

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Accept your fate and zap his organs with your gun (which hopefully hasn't dissolved)

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Fire ZAP GUN to light the dark recesses of the GREEN-EYED MONSTER'S insides.

Accept your fate and zap his organs with your gun (which hopefully hasn't dissolved)

You cannot find your ZAP GUN. You suspect you lost your grip on it when the GREEN-EYED MONSTER betrayed you with its LEAFY HUG.

The DIGESTING is starting to cause you to feel PAIN.

Originally posted on MSPA by Rorocelot.

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>Splash around (rustle around?) and give the monster a stomach ache, to get revenge.

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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>Wait. You will be expelled in time.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Splash around (rustle around?) and give the monster a stomach ache, to get revenge.

You decide to move about aggressively, hoping your jostling will upset the stomach of the GREEN-EYED MONSTER.

(Behold my animation skill!)
While stumbling around, you discover a hole. Your eyes begin to adjust to the darkness.

You are standing at the edge of a CHUTE going downward.

Originally posted on MSPA by Archduke_Ferdinand.

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>Experimentally fire a laser shot down the chute.

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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>Blow this popsicle stand. JUMP!

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Experimentally fire a laser shot down the chute.

You are no longer in possession of your ZAP GUN. You wonder aloud where it might be.

>Blow this popsicle stand. JUMP!

Shuck this DIGESTING jive! Shuck all your jives! You close your eyes and leap down the CHUTE.

You land with a splash.

You appear to be in the GREEN-EYED MONSTER's digestive ROOT SYSTEM. You are floating in ACID, and rapidly DIGESTING.