TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE

brreeaaaaaaak iitttt

Punch it in the face...t.

okay maybe you're just really hungry but everything looks really tasty today
so you eat the crystal without further thought



WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



looks like you're a tricolortops now
crongatulaitons
what now

EAT A CLOUD

bask in your victory, gloat to all the non-cloud eating inferior entities

Change colors, hide, wait for prey.

Forget clouds get more of those crystals.

for the first time in your life you feel the beautiful sensation of flight
a rainbow beams you up to the skies where you can finally partake of the heavenly delights...



what
these clouds taste like water and boring
dude
disappointing



suddenly a BUCKOSAURUS appears and whines at you!
"wow dude why do you have to show off
i want to eat clouds too don't taunt me"



well sorry but if you want to fly you gotta EARN it,
like how you earned becoming a tricolortops by beating one up and eating him.
so go cannibalize some other bucktoothed loser, loser

unless you want a taste of the blazing stare of GOD?

Run BUCKOSAURUS RUN!

just tell him how lame clouds taste

decide to make the buckosaurus your lackey so you always have someone lamer than you to make yourself feel cooler

dude you just invited him to literally eat you, fly away. fly into space, land on the moon

> he wants a taste, give it to him

Be all like "seriously though they taste like water it's really disappointing"
and then he punches you anyway

Just share a piece of cloud with him you big stupid baby.

Actually yeah these clouds aren't worth fighting over
you just give him a little bit so he can try it and he agrees, it isn't impressive

so now what
what are you going to do with your powers
and this one guy who agrees with you

BECOME A GOD get all the worship smite any who oppose you

Get him a crystal to eat, so you can be flying buddies.

> Beat up other tricolortops

So does this guy have a body or is he just a neck or what

> Rampage everywhere.

Find someone grouchy to shoot rainbow beams at.

Okay well since you are a god now you invite this buckosaur to be your first subject.
"what dude you don't look like a god to me"



INSOLENCE!
You will be the first example for the rest of my kingdom, instead!



YEAHHHHHHHHH
WHO IS NEXT

The Pterrorodactyls. The sky is your domain now, and they aren't welcome in it anymore.

See if red clouds taste any better