#photoops

Oh hey a while back I got myself a camera and I forgot this was a thing until now.



This shirt is obviously a real shirt that I wear and not drawn on in photoshop, don't be silly.

Can i

can i have your beard

mine is terrible

yours is awesome

Ix has the most majestic beard ever

I can't help but wonder what secrets lie within.

Ixcaliber, I challenge you TO A BEARD-OFF

My beard has been shamed. I will not rest until I have reclaimed it's honour.

Ix, you gotta grow it long enough that you can wrap it around your fist as a gauntlet and punch him out

Juliet. She is a darling.

time to show that to my mum and convice her that's a cereal bowl
she'll love it

time to show that to my mum and convice her that's a cereal bowl
she'll love it

Then you say, "And on a related note, I've decided what I'm getting you for Christmas!"

Refuse to elaborate further no matter what.

here are a couple more, spoilered because huge. I've gotta keep her in the sample tube when I'm taking photos of her, else she'll do a runner.

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She's a beaut, she is.
A/S/S?

(Age / Sex / Species you filthy fucks)

I met her on a isolation tent in the bioprotection lab several weeks ago. I saw her sneaking up on a fly before she pounced on it, and instantly fell in love. So she's at least several weeks old.

Sex I'm not actually too sure on (although I'm deciding female after a few cursory examinations of her abdomen and palp size), considering accurate classification of Salticidae (jumping spider) species is so poor in New Zealand that I can't even get a good idea what her species is. But, she's likely a New Zealand native. Definitely a jumping spider, though I couldn't give a more accurate classification than family.

schazerXjuliet OTP

Thank you Mike

I nearly did that myself

But it needed to be done

Yoink :>

I woke up with a bad case of anime hair the other day

Ed were you cosplaying in your sleep again?

Did you wake up surrounded by assorted straps and buttons?

Was your favorite copy of fruits basket tucked snugly under your arm?

Edit:

Were you trying to be this guy:

if you came up to me looking like that I would most likely hug you Ed you are just the most adorable.

I'm the Yugiest Oh

So I found the silver lining of having had to replace my broken flatscreen monitor with a huge bulky thing.

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My friend Bitch Vanilla said "let's go do something today!" yesterday.


So we did. This was before we actually went out and did things and I found a pair of lobster hands in his apartment.


With no particular destination in mind, we ended up on the Port Hills above Christchurch and gambolled through some tall grass while admiring the view.


Then we ended up in Lyttelton. As this was a town severely affected by the February and June aftershocks, obeying all of the signage seemed to be a most appropriate course of action. Y'know, for our own safety.

Are you sure you can eat that whole pyramid on your own, Schazer? That seems like a lot of ink for a young lady like yourself!

Schazer

whenever i see photos of you i am so confused

you don't seem like you should physically be able to exist

and you appear completely different each time

you are

an enigma