I will answer every question you have

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Which software do you recommend for emails?

Outlook not so good

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Nah, it's an in-(box)joke

Yeah, I'd heard it was a bit dodge, decided to use a browser-based client instead.

Anyway, once I got it all set up, my cousin sent me an email! He just moved to Beijing but doesn't know too much about the place, and seeing as I'm the tech-savviest of the extended family he asked if I could do a bit of research on the old World Wide Web for him, as well as dispensing my usual life advice.

He wanted to know what tomorrow's weather was going to be like, and what to do about getting rejected at his last job interview. He's got another tomorrow but kind of took a hit to his confidence, considering how sure he was to get the first job. What should I tell him?

Don't count on it

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On a scale from hoodwinked to bamboozled, would you say that you have been led astray?

On a scale from hoodwinked to bamboozled, would you say that you have been led astray?

Yes

Booooo

On a scale of one to ask again later, how often will you properly deliver the punchline to my jokes?

Booooo

On a scale of one to ask again later, how often will you properly deliver the punchline to my jokes?

Cannot predict now

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The 8-ball wishes to improve future user performance, and is wondering which answer was the desirable one.

Booooo

On a scale of one to ask again later, how often will you properly deliver the punchline to my jokes?

Cannot predict now

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The 8-ball wishes to improve future user performance, and is wondering which answer was the desirable one.

"Reply hazy, try again"

Should I clean you up?

I'm calling the police.

Should I clean you up?

Yes definitely

I told you that stepladder had a wobbly leg, but noooo, you had to go ahead trying to hang up that grey alien figure from party city and paint the ceiling blue on that stepladder anyway. Well now it fell down and you've made a mess. I hope you're proud of what you've done.

Cannot predict now

I'm calling the police.

Very doubtful

How do i stop getting tricked?

How do i stop getting tricked?

My sources say no

Concentrate and ask again

who is the best

who is the best

My sources say no

What time is it?

Does P=NP?

Do all non-trivial zeroes of the Riemann zeta function have real part 1/2?

Given an initial velocity field in R^3+t, does there always exist a vector velocity and scalar pressure field that are globally smooth and defined such that:
u_t + u·∇u = -1/ρ∇p̅ + v∇²u + 1/3 v∇(∇·u) + g?

Do you wanna split the money from solving these problems?

What time is it?

Ask again later

Does P=NP?

Do all non-trivial zeroes of the Riemann zeta function have real part 1/2?

Given an initial velocity field in R^3+t, does there always exist a vector velocity and scalar pressure field that are globally smooth and defined such that:
u_t + u·∇u = -1/ρ∇p̅ + v∇²u + 1/3 v∇(∇·u) + g?

Do you wanna split the money from solving these problems?

Don't count on it

Who are you?

Who are you?

Better not tell you now

How do I explain to my sister that "John" is a terrible name for a cat

How do I explain to my sister that "John" is a terrible name for a cat

Without a doubt