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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-06-2009, 08:11 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Blue-Clone-Ninja.
Transmogrify into the beast of burden you engaged in combat with earlier.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-06-2009, 08:17 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by CabbageHat.
> You have no fear! Headbutt the doctor!
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-06-2009, 08:31 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.
awkwardly spoon the doctor into submision
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 01:21 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Grimnebulin.
>transmogrify into Drop, or some other form of ridiculous onomatopoeia.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 02:07 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Flyingphish.
Client#9 Wrote:awkwardly spoon the doctor into submision seconded
I thought it would be funny.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 05:03 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.
Superfrequency Wrote:>Dive under his legs and attack him with a sharp instrument from the ... whatever they call the trays you put all of the surgical instruments on You bravely dive forward, overturning the tray of VOODOO FETISH CURIOS.
![[Image: 249copy.png]](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/thriggle/MSPAF/249copy.png)
You knock the WITCH DOCTOR off his feet. CURIOS fly into the air, as well as the RED DART.
![[Image: 249-2copy.png]](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/thriggle/MSPAF/249-2copy.png)
You watch as the business end of the RED DART sticks into the falling WITCH DOCTOR.
(Click "Show" to continue.)
SpoilerShow You step around the tray to be sure that the now-prone WITCH DOCTOR is properly incapacitated.
![[Image: 250copy.png]](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/thriggle/MSPAF/250copy.png)
Yep. Swirly eye and all. Client#9 Wrote:awkwardly spoon the doctor into submision Although it doesn't really seem appropriate to use the HUG ANALOGUE that you just EVOLVED on an unconscious foe, you decide to give it a shot anyway, engaging your AWKWARD SPOONING.
![[Image: 251copy.png]](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/thriggle/MSPAF/251copy.png)
In retrospect, you're not sure that this particular HUG ANALOGUE would ever be appropriate.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 05:08 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.
>Examine your x-rays more closely, and see what's in that locker.
I thought it would be funny.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 05:42 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.
Odinod Wrote:>Examine your x-rays more closely, and see what's in that locker. You take a look at the STRANGE PICTOGRAPHS decorating the wall.
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They bear an uncanny resemblence to you! Although they failed to adequately capture the handsome gaze of your INTREPID EYES; in fact, it's almost as though the artist has tried to draw your innards instead... but if that's the case, what is that rectangular thing in your brain supposed to be?
You tear yourself away from the PICTOGRAPHS on the wall so as to examine the upright chest in the corner.
![[Image: 253copy.png]](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/thriggle/MSPAF/253copy.png)
It contains a tall, greenish GAS TANK, and a reddish BOX OF UNTOLD RICHES.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 05:45 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by RedMage.
Talk to the UNTOLD RICHES.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 06:01 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.
(I finally got around to reading this! It is very amusing. Kudos.)
>Specter of Out-of-Character Knowledge: Take a break from hanging around Joe Peacock to come tell Bob that that's definitely a CHLORINE GAS TANK.
I thought it would be funny.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 06:15 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.
RedMage Wrote:Talk to the UNTOLD RICHES. You attempt to communicate with the BOX OF UNTOLD RICHES via INTERPRETIVE DANCE.
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The BOX's RICHES remain UNTOLD.
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SpoilerShow SleepingOrange Wrote:(I finally got around to reading this! It is very amusing. Kudos.)
>Specter of Out-of-Character Knowledge: Take a break from hanging around Joe Peacock to come tell Bob that that's definitely a CHLORINE GAS TANK. Thanks, Orange! And yeah, I couldn't help thinking about Overtime as I drew the gas tank...
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 06:19 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.
>Use DART to pick the LOCK OF UNTOLD SEALINGS.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 06:22 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.
>Get SCALPEL
>Equip SCALPEL
>Get RICHES
>W[img]images/smilies/aghast.gif[/img] TERRESTRIAL MADNESS
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 06:44 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Andorxor.
>Transmogrify into witch doctor and hide him in the closet
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 09:40 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.
bob> take dart from witch doctor and wield it while valiantly charging out of the room, destroying any ungodly savages who stand in your wake!
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 10:50 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Grimnebulin.
>transmogrify into a jellyfish. You can see right through their heads and will be able to see what the thing in your head is.
I thought it would be funny.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 03:43 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.
Grimnebulin Wrote:>transmogrify into a jellyfish. You can see right through their heads and will be able to see what the thing in your head is. At your current SKILL level, your TRANSMOGRIFICATION consists entirely of crudely altering your shape, not your substance.Andorxor Wrote:>Transmogrify into witch doctor and hide him in the closet You'll need to empty the upright chest before you can stuff the WITCH DOCTOR into it.
Odinod Wrote:>Use DART to pick the LOCK OF UNTOLD SEALINGS. Superfrequency Wrote:>Get SCALPEL
>Equip SCALPEL
>Get RICHES You retrieve the RED DART and SCALPEL from the WITCH DOCTOR and the floor, respectively, and prepare to wield them against the BOX OF UNTOLD RICHES.
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The tip of the RED DART snaps off in the BOX's lock when you try to pick it.
You try the SCALPEL.
SpoilerShow ![[Image: 258.gif]](https://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1826/258.gif)
Success! Either you managed to pick the lock with the RED DART, or the BOX OF UNTOLD RICHES was never locked in the first place.
The RICHES are now TOLD. They appear to be a WHOLESOME LUNCH.
Superfrequency Wrote:>W[img]images/smilies/aghast.gif[/img] TERRESTRIAL MADNESS SpoilerShow ![[Image: 256an2.gif]](https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7029/256an2.gif)
WOOORLD MAAADNESS!!
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 05:55 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.
>Consume the UNTOLD RICHES.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-07-2009, 08:25 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.
use scalpel to carve the sandwich crust into a kamikaze headband
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-08-2009, 12:17 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.
> Drink SHAMPOO
I thought it would be funny.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-08-2009, 12:24 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.
Superfrequency Wrote:> Drink SHAMPOO Is it odd that we made suggestions on each other's adventures at the same time?
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-08-2009, 01:07 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.
Eat lunch, take after-lunch nap on table
I thought it would be funny.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-08-2009, 01:38 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.
Mystify Wrote:Eat lunch, take after-lunch nap on table Superfrequency Wrote:> Drink SHAMPOO Odinod Wrote:>Consume the UNTOLD RICHES. Nothing doing.
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Drips have no mouths, gaining energy from mild aerostatic friction and other technobabble, as previously established and canonized.
In fact, the WITCH DOCTOR and his fellow SAVAGES also seem to lack mouths. You wonder vaguely to whom this WHOLESOME LUNCH truly belongs.
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-08-2009, 01:41 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.
>Of course, by CONSUME, I meant use the UNTOLD RICHES to put on a FOOD PUPPET SHOW for the doctor with WORRRRLLLD MAAAADNEEEESS!
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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles
05-08-2009, 01:44 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.
>Rub the TOLD RICHES across your face. Mmm, them's some tasty FRICTION.
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