GRAND TWEET V: it's over!

"Well no crap, we can't see anything when there's ink spurting out over everything. Stupid crustkraken, always inkin' on my fights"

A mighty explosion cleared the air. Shelena was impaled by a tentacle that caught her by surprise. She shudders. All is lost.

Or is it?

1/2

Last vial of Unholy Fire, Idol merrily on the way to slag.

CRUSTKRAKEN's claws falter, snapping limp-jointed.

"Now! Finish it!"

Charge.

2/2

Her hair bursts into flames, and she rises up.

She yells, and her whole body slams into the crustkraken like a meteor.

Nothing is left.

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I had a lot of fun! Well done, everyone, and I'm looking forward to the next round.

"Contestants that knock themselves out? Bitching!!!"

The rest are sent to Bird City, for Birds.

"Ah, open air, long drops, clear skyways. Now this is my kinda town!"

"Serpent mages defeated, yet Pithy's threat undiminished. Necromancy a symptom, not a cause?"

Catarath: deeply disturbed.

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"Squawk! This here's Bird City! For Birds! You are not Birds! Ill eagle! Ill eagle! I'm reporting this!"

Bird Cop wings it.

Chorus: Bright lights! Big skyway! That's where you want to be.
If you're bird, then hear the word, head on over to the big bird city

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"Oh do they? You're right, I'm sure there's more

We're scoundrels in the skies, killers on a plane
Unpredictable, unlikable, probably insane"

"No wings, no soil, to my friends I must stay loyal

Perched on the brink of sky-tethered verge
No time to blink for the feathered scourge"

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"Well now that's a story I haven't heard
Fill me in later, let's swing by this bird
Wait, that's a gun, should we give it a test?"

"Bird City Hawkops! You're under arrest!"

"Give up your arms, your legs, and your wings,
or we'll be forced to do questionable things!"

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"What of Shelena's guarantee?
No corpse, no burial, no honor for me.

Bahamut Saves only the devoted,
my failing her will surely be noted."

"Let's not be so hasty, Jimmy me lad
We're simply unwanted, not just 'cause we're bad"

"You can try to give up, but hang onto your suit
While I test their police in a high speed pursuit!"

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"Suspects on the run, armed and unbirdy
Bring em in boys, we'll prove that we're worthy!"

Chorus: "Cuck-oo, Cuck-oo the bird sirens ring,
their aerial search is a terrible thing!"

"I cannot fail Jimmy & Reg,
may the Unholy steel my grip and shovel's edge!"