Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by BoisterousChum.

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NT: Sneak attack! Get the natives from the rear while they're still attacking Wesley/Nigel!

On another note, Ten Pages! Well done.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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NIGEL'S THORNBERRY

I really want to complain about this joke but as someone who made a joke about how the word gander is homonymic I really don't have anywhere to stand do I.

I'm not even sure "Nigel's Thornberry" counts as a joke...

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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NIGEL'S THORNBERRY

I really want to complain about this joke but as someone who made a joke about how the word gander is homonymic I really don't have anywhere to stand do I.

I'm not even sure it counts as a joke...

You cut me deep, thriggle.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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You cut me deep, thriggle.

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SINCE EDITED FOR CLARIFICATION!

Originally posted on MSPA by Archduke_Ferdinand.

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NIGEL'S THORNBERRY

I really want to complain about this joke but as someone who made a joke about how the word gander is homonymic I really don't have anywhere to stand do I.

I'm not even sure "Nigel's Thornberry" counts as a joke...

Less a joke, more a reference/pun.

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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You cut me deep, thriggle.

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SINCE EDITED FOR CLARIFICATION!

CLARIFYING NOW I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT A CLARIFICATION OF WHETHER OR NOT A JOKE WAS A JOKE, YOU DID NOT ACTUALLY CUT ME DEEP, OVER.

NT: Do cartwheels!

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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CLARIFYING NOW I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT A CLARIFICATION OF WHETHER OR NOT A JOKE WAS A JOKE, YOU DID NOT ACTUALLY CUT ME DEEP, OVER.

NT: Do cartwheels!

I AM GLAD THAT EVERYTHING IS CLEARED UP THEN, ROGER, OVER!
...Wouldn't want to be on the bad side of anyone with such a manly user pic!
Also:

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You cannot do proper cartwheels due to your PROBLEMATIC STEM but you still enjoy trying.

Going to bed now, guys. Real update forthcoming Sunday night.

Originally posted on MSPA by Muke.

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NT: Talk in an annoying nasal voice to enrage the animals into stunned raging stillness.

Originally posted on MSPA by Dr Evil42.

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NT: DANCE!!! [img]images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Originally posted on MSPA by CabbageHat.

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> NT: Waddle over to hostile natives. Assess risk levels and/or attack.

Originally posted on MSPA by Gnauga.

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>NT: DESTROY ALL

Originally posted on MSPA by RedMage.

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NT: Assimilate Wesley's threat

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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NT: DANCE!!! [img]images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Your master WESLEY can wait. For now you are content to celebrate your existence with an EXUBERANT DANCE NUMBER.

You clearly have powers beyond man's ken.

NT: Talk in an annoying nasal voice to enrage the animals into stunned raging stillness.

You decide to test out your vocal abilities, arguing to yourself that this will somehow serve your master WESLEY.

You quickly get carried away with your own voice. You are a FANTASTIC singer, if you do say so yourself. Deliciously nasal and delightfully annoying!

NT: Inspect your surroundings

>NT: Defend your master at all costs! Determine the largest threat to WESLEY.

NT: Sneak attack! Get the natives from the rear while they're still attacking Wesley/Nigel!

> NT: Waddle over to hostile natives. Assess risk levels and/or attack.

>NT: DESTROY ALL

Enough fooling around. It's time for BUSINESS. (It's BUSINESS TIME.)
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Huh. Looks like during those two or so hours of singing and dancing the NATIVE ANIMALS ceased hostilities and are now on their way out. They probably see the INANIMATE WESLEY as no longer a threat. You can see that they are removing the SPACE VESSEL with a yellow BEAST OF BURDEN. A pair of NATIVES are examining a ZAP GUN that has been rent in twain. Only one TINFOIL-HELMETED NATIVE seems to be still directing anger toward the now motionless WESLEY.

What now?

Originally posted on MSPA by Languidiir.

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>AGGRESS!

Originally posted on MSPA by Archduke_Ferdinand.

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>NT: Go stick yourself to the BETINFOILED NATIVE. Become more annoying than WESLEY, hence redirecting the native's hostility.

Originally posted on MSPA by RedMage.

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>NT: Go stick yourself to the BETINFOILED NATIVE. Become more annoying than WESLEY, hence redirecting the native's hostility.

____'D. :shock:
Doing this, I can see where NT finds DRIP and leads him back to WESLEY. [img]images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
awesome puzzle shit solved!

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>NT: Go stick yourself to the BETINFOILED NATIVE. Become more annoying than WESLEY, hence redirecting the native's hostility.

Unwilling to let this creature entertain what are probably violent thoughts regarding your beloved master WESLEY, you decide to distract it by using your CLINGBERRY MANEUVER.

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Success! The ANIMAL is distraught!

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

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> NT: Ride CREATURE'S LEG like a mechanical bull

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> NT: Ride CREATURE'S LEG like a mechanical bull

Already on it!

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What the heck now?!

If you have a pacemaker or are prone to seizures, you may want to rethink reading my comic...

Originally posted on MSPA by Archduke_Ferdinand.

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>Bob: What have you been doing this whole time?

Originally posted on MSPA by MultiFunctional.

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Great, I just had an seizure and died. Thanks a lot.

> Jump onto the creature's head.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Jump onto the creature's head.

You are getting sort of dizzy and are afraid you will have a seizure if the ANIMAL keeps this up. You leap majestically toward the ANIMAL's TINFOIL HELMET.

You land smartly and find a good place to hang on.

Yes... This TINFOIL FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE will be a perfect staging area for your operations in defense of the precious WESLEY.

Meanwhile...

>Bob: What have you been doing this whole time?

You are now Bob the Drip, intrepid space explorer. You are flying through the TWILIGHT SKY on your ROCKET SHOES, and you are HOPELESSLY LOST as you soar over the PRIMITIVE SETTLEMENT.

You hear some THWACKING sounds behind you.
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SpoilerYe gads!

FLYING SAVAGES!

Originally posted on MSPA by MultiFunctional.

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> Bob: EVASIVE MANOEUVURES!

Originally posted on MSPA by Mikker.

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>Slightly increase altitude, slightly lower speed.

Originally posted on MSPA by MultiFunctional.

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> Drop down, increase speed, reverse direction!