RE: from a smash bro to a smash pro: tips & tricks
11-24-2014, 09:16 PM
I am glad some of my incredible skills at Smash Bros might be able to help others!
Here are some basic tips to help improve your game.
-Play as Wii Fit Trainer. Male, if you really want your opponents to suffer. Let's stretch out those legs.
-Play as Olimar. You'll probably lose, but it's okay because more people ought to be Olimar.
-Supposedly, the DK Rap is in the game, but pared down. Disconnect your console immediately if you hear it begin, to avoid a traumatic death.
-Little Mac is a formidable foe, but he has one, glaring weakness: you can also pick Little Mac.
-There are no Rhythm Heaven songs in this game of 400+ songs. In other words, the game is garbage, everyone who worked on it is garbage, everyone who plays it is garbage, welcome to the infinite nightmare of tortured bloodsouls.
-ms paint-land is pretty great, yeah
Note: these tips only apply to the Wii U version, because if you didn't go out and blow $599 on the console and game and accessories and doll, you're just not trying hard enough.
Here are some basic tips to help improve your game.
-Play as Wii Fit Trainer. Male, if you really want your opponents to suffer. Let's stretch out those legs.
-Play as Olimar. You'll probably lose, but it's okay because more people ought to be Olimar.
-Supposedly, the DK Rap is in the game, but pared down. Disconnect your console immediately if you hear it begin, to avoid a traumatic death.
-Little Mac is a formidable foe, but he has one, glaring weakness: you can also pick Little Mac.
-There are no Rhythm Heaven songs in this game of 400+ songs. In other words, the game is garbage, everyone who worked on it is garbage, everyone who plays it is garbage, welcome to the infinite nightmare of tortured bloodsouls.
-ms paint-land is pretty great, yeah
Note: these tips only apply to the Wii U version, because if you didn't go out and blow $599 on the console and game and accessories and doll, you're just not trying hard enough.
beware the glus