Writing and Semicolons Thread

Slorange was booooored last week and wanted me to write a thing so I told him a story line-by-line about vultures in Nowhere. as always criticisms are welcome and suchlike

Fun Fa(cts/x): When I said "cast a wordspell on me" I meant "cast a magic spell that would allow me to accomplish the writing I was floundering on", but I didn't correct you once storytimes looked imminent.