RE: Logic Farmer
09-14-2014, 03:19 PM
(09-13-2014, 12:44 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »put up a strawman to scare away crows
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You conclude a strawman from your inferenventory. You deftly manuever it to a logical position and firmly plant it in the ground. This will surely keep away pests that would potentially endanger your long-held assumpkins and other crops.
(09-13-2014, 01:20 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Feed your assumpkins to your donkey, give the remains to u and me
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No! You would never risk damaging your precious assumpkins! You violently shake the illogical thoughts out of your head.
(09-13-2014, 03:08 AM)Wheat Wrote: »attribute some funda-lentils to the air
(09-13-2014, 04:26 PM)Whimbrel Wrote: »Plant some all natural boolean logic stalks
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You have neither funda-lentils nor trubarbs. In fact, all you have is these assumpkins, a strawman, and some salted earth. You wonder how you could possibly be a Logic Farmer without any actual crops or seeds. It's as though any illusion of a pre-adventure existence has been vulgarly dismissed.
You violently shake the illogical thoughts out of your head.
You'll need to acquire such things before continuing your farming.
(09-13-2014, 04:47 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Head on down to the conjunction and get yourself some oars.
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You make your way up to the Conjunction by the river junction. Here you can trade for important Logic Farming Implements such as seeds and oars.
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Logic Farmer: Howdy there, Conjunction!
The Conjunction: And you, Farmer. Your business?
Logic Farmer: Well shucks, you're not much for pleasantries are ya?
The Conjunction: ...
Logic Farmer: Well, I was thinking since I'm a logic farmer and all, I oughta have some seeds and tools and what-have-ya. Maybe some funda-lentils to attribute to the air? How 'bout it?
The Conjunction: And what would you offer in trade?
Logic Farmer: Aw c'mon now, Connie! We're neighbors!
The Conjunction: ...
Logic Farmer: Well, I got this hat!
The Conjunction: And what would I do with such a filthy thing? No, it's clear to me you have nothing of value.
Logic Farmer: What do ya reckon I oughter do, then?
The Conjunction: You and your hat should get as far away from me as possible. Maybe you'll find some seeds elsewhere.
Logic Farmer: Hey, there's an idea! Where do you reckon I oughter head, Connie?
The Conjunction: I hate you.
Logic Farmer: Hmm...
The Conjunction: And you, Farmer. Your business?
Logic Farmer: Well shucks, you're not much for pleasantries are ya?
The Conjunction: ...
Logic Farmer: Well, I was thinking since I'm a logic farmer and all, I oughta have some seeds and tools and what-have-ya. Maybe some funda-lentils to attribute to the air? How 'bout it?
The Conjunction: And what would you offer in trade?
Logic Farmer: Aw c'mon now, Connie! We're neighbors!
The Conjunction: ...
Logic Farmer: Well, I got this hat!
The Conjunction: And what would I do with such a filthy thing? No, it's clear to me you have nothing of value.
Logic Farmer: What do ya reckon I oughter do, then?
The Conjunction: You and your hat should get as far away from me as possible. Maybe you'll find some seeds elsewhere.
Logic Farmer: Hey, there's an idea! Where do you reckon I oughter head, Connie?
The Conjunction: I hate you.
Logic Farmer: Hmm...
You think carefully about nearby locations. Their names are on the tip of your logical tongue!
>_
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