Snail Mail Derailment

I GOT A PARCEL


GETTING PARCELS WILL NEVER NOT BE EXCELLENT AND EXCITING

This one is from MrGuy! She's very generously commissioned me to make a thing AND ALSO for some reason threw a box of Delicious All-American Foodstuffs into the deal? The only catch is I'm going to have to document it eating of said foodstuffs, which I'll do as I periodically raid my new snackbox.


BOX INNARDS (you don't get to see any of my apartment because it's currently a tip.) On the savoury side, I've got Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing flavoured Pretzel Pieces, which sound ridiculous and delicious and whoops I just opened them. Holy balls that is like a mashup of Works and Tomato Sauce flavoured Eta chips from back home. I'm gonna be putting in one hell of an effort to not eat this before I'm done with this post. Also, a package of "pretzel crisps" which are like a pretzel but squashed.


As for sweet things, I've been blessed with some Reese's peanut butter cups (because I've never eaten them before), Lifesaver gummies, Ferrero Rocher (I think those are Italian not American but I'm certainly not complaining?) something delectable in the guise of "Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bites", and then



THESE FUCKERS. THE FUCK ARE THESE.
Guy was quite worried about "the smarties" arriving intact, and I figured she was talking about these things. I was kind of bemused as to why they were so important when she'd packed m&m's minis in there anyway. Well now I know

In conclusion, thanks MrGuy! From the bottom of my heart and/or tastebuds.

Bonus (and by bonus I mean I only just found this particular item and it's really funny to me for some reason:)

"Newtons Fig"