The Pokémon Challenge Thread!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to:

SupahKiven's Pokemon Yellow Nuzlocke!

I'm sure you're all familiar with the Nuzlocke rules (or at least some of them), but I'll go over the ones I'm using real quick, since they are often different with each player.

Rules:
1. If a Pokemon faints, it must either be permanently boxed or released. (I'll be using the second because of the whole box thing going on with the gen 1 and 2 games).
2. You may only catch the first Pokemon you see on a route, meaning that if I screw up in any way, shape, or form and don't catch it, no Pokemon for that route.
3. Pokemon must be nicknamed. (Entirely optional and I do it anyway, but still)
4. If all Pokemon in your party are fainted at any given time, the run is over, even if you have extra Pokemon in the PC.

With that out of the way, we're (I'm) free to begin!

Part 1: The Stuff of Legends (Or not)

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Truly amazing. Who's ready for some introduction stuff?


What up, Oak? We all know the haps here. Let's get to the interesting stuff like-


The Pokemon Prof. Who's more interesting then that? Nobody, that's who.


Except for this guy.


Who just so happens to be me. Nice. You know who isn't more interesting than Oak?


This nerd. Just cause you're related to the greatest Pokemon Prof of all time doesn't mean you're the greatest Pokemon Trainer of all time. That's me.


Uh... Oak? He's your grandson. Just think hard.


There you go.


Haha, just kidding. I haven't touched a single Pokemon in my entire life. I just like to pretend while I play my high tech SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM. But uh. It's time to go outside. It's like noon. I've been in my room all day. I need sunlight. And breakfast. But mostly just sunlight.


First things first. 'Gotta get my advanced healing technology from the supercomputer' I whisper as I withdraw my potion from my PC. I found this on the ground like three days ago. It's not like I can use it. After unnecessary fooling around, I head downstairs and talk to my mother. I don't think she would even know I existed if I didn't talk to her when I left my room. She just watches TV and sleeps at the table. An empty shell of a woman.


Mom, I leave the house everyday. Why don't you remember these things? And what are you even watching on TV?


Ah, the stench and decay of desperate living.


So my sources (read: mom) told me that Oak was waiting for me. But when I head to Oak's official Pokemon Lab™, all I find is Greg dicking around next to a table with a Pokeball on it. What the heck. Lemme ask this chump what's the deal.


No dip.


What is this?! Not only did I come here for no reason, I get a swift kick to the balls as a consolation prize. Greg gets a Pokemon before me? This is absolute nonsense.


Man this sucks. I'm gonna go cry in the tall grass. It's not my normal crying time, but I'll make an exception for my metaphorically wounded metaphorical nuts.


What. Why?


What was close?


Well yeah. I'm not afraid of a bunch of rats and birds, bro. Does anyone in this town even pay attention to me? Like, besides Greg? And even then, it's just to tell me I smell. Like, jeez, sorry I don't own a bathtub. It's hard to wash in a sink, okay? Damn.


Like see there's a... what. What is that? That's not a Rattata.


Nice save, Oak. That's the last time I walk out into tall grass. Which sucks. Now I have nowhere to go. Like, ever. Still. Nice catch.


Don't need to tell me twice. Hell, you didn't need to tell me once. I already knew that. Who doesn't?


Yeah, well we all have dreams. It's a good thing we have mutual dreams.


Why?


Oak what are you doing, where are we going?


Oh.


Then go home.


I ask myself this everyday. He just is.


Yeah. Listen to your granddad. For once.


Yes.


I uh... know this stuff. Are you going somewhere with this?


Hehe. Hehehe. Hahaha.


Hahaha! Eat it, nerd! That's mine! You're just gonna have to grow up, old and still a huge nerd, while I get a Pokemon! Hahahaha!


Aww man, for real? Now I look ridiculous.


Whatever. This is my moment. The beginning of a legacy! The-


Ow! What the fuck, man?!


Hell no, you little prick! That's mine!


Yeah, what is your deal?!


We've been over this, you little shit.


Oak what the hell?! I thought you were on my side!


Then why are you letting him have mine?!


Fuck, fine.


Man, Oak. I don't want a feral. You said you were gonna give Greg a Pokemon later, give me that one.


Ugh, fine.


Ugh fiiiiiiiiiine.


You've made a huge mistake, buddy.


Man. I talked to Oak, but all he told me was stuff about fighting wild Pokemon. He could have at least backed me up. Damn.

End of Part 1

Okay, alright first post, I guess. I think(?) I'm doing alright with screenshots, but if you guys think I'm taking too many or too few, then tell me and I'll try and change it up a bit.