SpoilerEggshell the F Togepi lv 3

- Gust
- Softboiled

SpoilerEggshell the F Togepi lv 3

- Gust
- Softboiled

SpoilerHothead the M Machop lv 8

- Detect
- Fire Blast
- Rolling Kick

Postmodern the F Smeargle lv 7

- Extremespeed

Fox-Fire the F Vulpix lv 7

- Sacred Fire
- Flame Wheel
- Rock Slide

Barnacle the F Shellder lv 5

- Minimize
- Vicegrip

Eggshell the F Togepi lv 3

- Gust
- Softboiled

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Truly amazing. Who's ready for some introduction stuff?


What up, Oak? We all know the haps here. Let's get to the interesting stuff like-


The Pokemon Prof. Who's more interesting then that? Nobody, that's who.


Except for this guy.


Who just so happens to be me. Nice. You know who isn't more interesting than Oak?


This nerd. Just cause you're related to the greatest Pokemon Prof of all time doesn't mean you're the greatest Pokemon Trainer of all time. That's me.


Uh... Oak? He's your grandson. Just think hard.


There you go.


Haha, just kidding. I haven't touched a single Pokemon in my entire life. I just like to pretend while I play my high tech SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM. But uh. It's time to go outside. It's like noon. I've been in my room all day. I need sunlight. And breakfast. But mostly just sunlight.


First things first. 'Gotta get my advanced healing technology from the supercomputer' I whisper as I withdraw my potion from my PC. I found this on the ground like three days ago. It's not like I can use it. After unnecessary fooling around, I head downstairs and talk to my mother. I don't think she would even know I existed if I didn't talk to her when I left my room. She just watches TV and sleeps at the table. An empty shell of a woman.


Mom, I leave the house everyday. Why don't you remember these things? And what are you even watching on TV?


Ah, the stench and decay of desperate living.


So my sources (read: mom) told me that Oak was waiting for me. But when I head to Oak's official Pokemon Lab™, all I find is Greg dicking around next to a table with a Pokeball on it. What the heck. Lemme ask this chump what's the deal.


No dip.


What is this?! Not only did I come here for no reason, I get a swift kick to the balls as a consolation prize. Greg gets a Pokemon before me? This is absolute nonsense.


Man this sucks. I'm gonna go cry in the tall grass. It's not my normal crying time, but I'll make an exception for my metaphorically wounded metaphorical nuts.


What. Why?


What was close?


Well yeah. I'm not afraid of a bunch of rats and birds, bro. Does anyone in this town even pay attention to me? Like, besides Greg? And even then, it's just to tell me I smell. Like, jeez, sorry I don't own a bathtub. It's hard to wash in a sink, okay? Damn.


Like see there's a... what. What is that? That's not a Rattata.


Nice save, Oak. That's the last time I walk out into tall grass. Which sucks. Now I have nowhere to go. Like, ever. Still. Nice catch.


Don't need to tell me twice. Hell, you didn't need to tell me once. I already knew that. Who doesn't?


Yeah, well we all have dreams. It's a good thing we have mutual dreams.


Why?


Oak what are you doing, where are we going?


Oh.


Then go home.


I ask myself this everyday. He just is.


Yeah. Listen to your granddad. For once.


Yes.


I uh... know this stuff. Are you going somewhere with this?


Hehe. Hehehe. Hahaha.


Hahaha! Eat it, nerd! That's mine! You're just gonna have to grow up, old and still a huge nerd, while I get a Pokemon! Hahahaha!


Aww man, for real? Now I look ridiculous.


Whatever. This is my moment. The beginning of a legacy! The-


Ow! What the fuck, man?!


Hell no, you little prick! That's mine!


Yeah, what is your deal?!


We've been over this, you little shit.


Oak what the hell?! I thought you were on my side!


Then why are you letting him have mine?!


Fuck, fine.


Man, Oak. I don't want a feral. You said you were gonna give Greg a Pokemon later, give me that one.


Ugh, fine.


Ugh fiiiiiiiiiine.


You've made a huge mistake, buddy.


Man. I talked to Oak, but all he told me was stuff about fighting wild Pokemon. He could have at least backed me up. Damn.

End of Part 1

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Also apologies for my misguided format, I'm trying to make this slightly more interesting then just going for numbers as I'd've otherwise done but I don't feel like I quite succeeded.

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Lotad. Dragon type. Flame body. Flamethrower and Mud shot.

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Camerupt. Fire type. Liquid ooze. Flamethrower, Fire blast, Rolling kick and Smelling salt.

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Quick recap! Last time, we stumbled around town, got attacked by an otherworldly electric mouse, and got our Pokemon stolen by our asshole neighbor Greg. Look at that smug bastard. Anyway, continuing. Being fed up with this lousy 'playing favorites' game, I'm making like a banana and getting the hell out of dodge.


Course that ain't gonna fly when there's dickheads in the house.


You're going to steal my Pokemon and then rub it in my face? Have you no shame, Greg?


Alright, homeslice, bring it.


Man, what? I could have had that? God damn it. Now I'm just stuck with-


This. Whatever.


Nimbus then proceeds to wipe the floor with that son of a bitch. (Not really. All that damage he took? That was from one hit. Eevee tail whipped Nimbus like three times then tackled him. I would have lost right then and there had Greg had any brains and used Tackle again instead of Tail Whip).


Oh. That's cool. I guess.


Looks like I'm the lucky one this time! For once. He then proceeds to rant about how he'll just make his Pokemon fight to get stronger.


Then he insults me and runs away. What the heck.


My thoughts exactly.


Oh my. What the hell? Go away, Nimbus. We're having a people conversation. Are you a people, Nimbus? Didn't think so. Get back in the ball. Unfortunately, the little runt doesn't comply. Probably thinks he's the sass master now.


Yeah? Well I'll fix that. You hear that, Nimbus?


No, don't encourage him.


But we've already established he's not a people. How can I converse with something that's not a person? I try and keep my position on the matter firm, but Oak shoots me a 'there's something wrong with you' look and I give up. Fine. He'll stay out. You happy?


Of course not. With Nimbus and Oak's disapproval nipping at my heels, I head out to the north exit of Pallet Town.


This is kind of nerve wracking. I've never had a Pokemon before. Sure, my spectacular battling skills are not to be overlooked, exhibit A being Greg's decimation at my hands, but still. You know, there's a foreign phrase they use to describe things like this. I believe it's... 'yolo'? Nah, that sounds like something a ten year old would say... Wait a minute.


Oh god!


Oh. It's just a Pidgey. Nothing weird like Nimbus. Hey, don't look at me like that.


Get outta town. (Note: I'm not considering the challenge 'started' yet, at least with the catching aspect, since there's no way I could have gotten access to Pokeballs without cheating. Consider this a 'prologue' of sorts). After destroying that Pidgey, Nimbus and I head up further north where we meet this weirdo.


Wow! I wonder which one!


Who woulda guessed?


Oh, sweet. Now I have two of these. Thanks, convenience store dude. The rest of our walk was uneventful, just Nimbus slaughtering a bunch of Pidgeys. (Pidgies? Nah, definitely Pidgeys)


Here it is, Nimbus. Viridian City. There's like, two cool buildings here.


This is one of them. Just let me do all the talking.


Yeah, hi. Heal Nimbus please, we gotta go fast.


Yeah, bye. After our visit to the Pokemon Center, we head over to the other cool building.


Pokemart. Here's the plan, Nimbus. We'll head in, buy a bunch of crap and Pokeballs with the money we got from Greg, then book it for Pewter. Just let me do the ta-


Oh shit. Not this guy. Okay Nimbus, chill. This guy's kind of a creep. Also, pretty sure his elevator doesn't go to the top floor, if you know what I mean. Alright, here goes nothing... Hey man, what's up?


Yes, Sherman, we've been over this.


Yeah, Sherman, about that... See we're kind of in a r-


God damn it Sherman. Now I gotta deliver this, otherwise my conscience is gonna get the best of me. Sherman, I swear.


Nimbus and I walk all the way back to Pallet town, one of us more than a little pissed, and head to Oak's Pokemon Lab™.


Hilarious. I'm not here for your bad jokes, Oak. I'm here to give you this.


...Are you buttering me up for something?


Take it.


What do you mean, 'custom'?


You were buttering me up.


God damn it.


Get out of here, Greg.


What, no. I'm here. That means it's bad timing.


Ugh, just let me do it. You were gonna make me do it anyway, don't get him involved.


Ah yes. Hail Pokedex.


Sure sounds like it.


Oh, sweet.


(I actually missed a screenshot between this one and the next one because I was so enamored by Oak's speech. It was just him saying that it's his dream).


Sounds more like you're just too lazy.


...I'm listening now.


Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, Flash. What makes you think you're better than me here? Can you remind me who won by a landslide during our battle? What was that? 'Kiven', you say?


What the hell. Dick move, man. That's screwed up, right Nimbus?


Yeah. You know what? We'll go ask for one anyway. That'll show him.


Hahaha, eat a dick, Greg. I ask his sister for a kiss before I leave, but she just gives me that look that everyone does when they think I'm acting like an idiot. Whatever. Nothing eventful happens on the walk back to Viridian City except for this:


Wicked


You bet your shit you can help me, Sherman.


Hell yeah. Well, now that we have supplies, you ready to get crackin', Nimbus?


Figures. Let's just go then.

End of Part 2 (End of Prologue?)

Current Team:
Nimbus:

Spoiler So I forgot to save. Luckily I hadn't gotten far and could just redo it all, my new Camerupt did get the ability illuminate instead though, which will either be a godsend for grinding or the final nail in my coffin.

Also for clarification this is a randomlocke, but I'm ignoring deaths that happen out of field, since I can't exactly prepare for poison types, and also those caused by explosion (since any encounter could randomly have it and I want this to be fun (this also counts for first encounter rules))

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Pidgey. Rock. Stench. Ancientpower, sandstorm, rock throw and growl. Nevermeltice.

Considering how awful illuminate was I'm glad.

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I updated the randomizer tool, it's going to be even weirder now.

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Recap! Last time, we finished the 'prologue' portion of the game by giving Oak his dumb package and ransacking Greg for the first time. Then we headed back up to Viridian, bought supplies, and began the journey for realsies. And by realsies we mean heading back down to Route 1 and catching our first Pokemon!


Hell yeah. But we're not done yet, as Billy Mays might say, because-


Oh hey, what's over here?


Oh, right.


Aww yeah. Two new Pokemon, Ava and Tox, have finally joined our team. Things are really looking up for us. Now you all know what it's time for. The best part of Pokemon...


Getting the potion in this tree! (I don't have the actual text box saying 'you got this potion' because I'm wicked bad, but just trust me here). Alright. Now it's time for the real best part. Training! I'm not going to show you all the blood and gore I had to put these poor Pokemon through, so you'll have to settle for the highlights.


Woo!


(This screenshot in and of itself isn't all that noteworthy, except for the fact that this is the first Rattata I've seen since the game started, and I'd been running around in this grass for maybe, five?, minutes as of the screenshot).



After all this sick leveling, I decide that it's time... I'm too strong for any one trainer. So how about... four? Time to face the Pokemon League.


I head past that training grass, rip roarin' and ready to go.


When, surprise surprise, it's Greg, once again crimping my style. Not cool, yo.


You bet your boots.


Shut up, dude. What's your point?


Man, what?


Uh... yeah?


Oh shit.


One level? That's not so bad.


Holy cow. (It survived this hit.)


Good work Nimbus. (It just kept Leering. It didn't even attack. What the heck, Greg?)


Damn it. I should have trained more.


(This is the only attack Nimbus gets in before this happens: )


(This was over the course of five turns, in which Eevee spammed four Sand-Attacks then hit Nimbus with a crit Tackle.)


Yeah, how's about a taste of your own medicine?


(not pictured: Ava using Sand-Attack two more times, Tox using Leer twice before getting hit and almost dying, and me switching in Nimbus and finally having Eevee's lowered accuracy work in my favor.) What the hell, that Eevee is a monster. Dear god, Greg.


Damn straight I did.


Got anything else obvious to say?


What are you gonna do? Battle them? Pff. Amateur.


Bye, leaving, don't need a lecture from you.


Alright, after another trip to the Pokemon Center, the attendant lady giving me a weird look - why is everybody always giving me weird looks? - Nimbus and I head north. Looks like we do have to get the badges. Who would have thought? Not me.


Sir, that's great. Please leave me alone Nimbus help.


Oh thank god.


As am I.


...Sir please stop rooting through my bag.


Hah, funny story there Nimbus get help see, because I already caught two Pokem-


Aaaaaaaaaahhhh... oh. You're actually showing me how to catch Pokemon and not how to 'catch Pokemon'. Jeez, talk about scary. Sir you should really be more careful, you saw the headlines in the news last year.


Shouldn't you weaken it fir- ah who am I kidding? I didn't do that either.


Oh. Well it worked for me.


Real shame, sir.


And he's off. After he leaves, I talk to his crony over there, but she just blabs about having to go through Viridian Forest to shop at Pewter or something. Heh. Wuss.


This happens on the route between Viridian and Viridian Forest in which Ava killed the Pokemon we encountered here (it was a Pidgey, so no real loss) .


Alright Nimbus. This is where things get good. See, we're at Viridian Forest. There are lots of cool Pokemon here, I've heard, so we'll go in, nab one, then train it to be super strong, okay go.


I think this nerd might have something interesting to say, but he just drivels on, so Nimbus and I slip away when he mentions something about honey. Alright, now who's ready for our super cool new Poke-


-mon.


...


.............


...What are you so smug for? You think this is a joke? Man.


I take my new prize down to the only place where it's plausible to train him. Route 1. After I throw him out, however, I realize my mistake. Or rather, I realize the fault with my new Pokemon. It can't attack. It just sits there and... gets harder. A Rattata bumps it a few times before I just send Nimbus in. This is going to be harder than I thought. *Insert training montage music*




Sweet lord.


It's at this point that I get tired of fighting Pidgeys and Rattatas. I stomp off to Route 22, Nimbus trotting along after me. I swear that little rat is laughing at me right now. I step back into the grass. Again.



At this point, all four of us are sick and tired of Slides. He just sits there, glancing at us occasionally. I'm irritated. Nimbus is even more grumpy than usual. Tox refuses to help anymore. Hell, even Ava isn't acting like her normal peppy self. I frown, reaching for Slides after his most recent battle. He sort of shimmies away. As I reach for him again, something happens.


Slides starts glowing. I pull my hands back in confusion. Nimbus and Tox glance over in relative disinterest. Ava bounces towards him and I have to hold her back so she doesn't touch Slides. He starts reforming, like some sort of slime thing. Ava and I watch for a few more moments, not sure what to expect, when the glow starts to fade away and Slides... isn't Slides anymore.


Slides sort of... flits over to me and lands on my head. I reach up and pat him. He flicks his antennae at me, then settles down. With a shrug, I go back to training, Ava and Tox seeming more enthusiastic now that they don't have to pull someone else's weight.


And with that, the five of us head all the way back to Viridian Forest.


Alright. We're back. Nimbus growls at the guy we talked to earlier, who doesn't seem to notice that we left. I quickly head off to west and Nimbus follows.


Unfortunately, this chick spots Nimbus and launches into a frenzy after I answer that Nimbus is, indeed, a Pikachu. I immediately send out Ava to make her think we're battling.


Ava takes out the Nidoran relatively easily, and I send out the new and improved Slides. She sends out another Nidoran, and Slides attacks with some sort of... pulse. The Nidoran convulses and collapses. Holy cow. Nice work Slides. We book it while the girl stares at her Pokemon in shock.


Ava levels up after slaying a ferocious Caterpie, granting us access to the elusive and infinitely valuable Pokeball. We hit a dead end and have to trek back to the other side of the forest to proceed.


Then this guy notices that I have Pokemon - shocking, I know - and demands we battle. Is everyone this pushy? (I screwed up snapping the screenshots here, but rest assured that I obliterated his Caterpie without breaking a sweat).


Not ten steps later, this guy claims that I can't 'jam out if I'm a Pokemon Trainer'. I get ready to call his bluff and start looking for my electric guitar, but then he sends out his Pokemon and I realize what he means.


I destroy his team, Tox leveling up in the process and head up.


I find another potion on the ground. Why? Who knows?


This guy spots me and immediately starts badmouthing me. I notice he only has two Pokeballs with him. Apparently I can't lose.


Ooh, I'm so scared. (Nimbus levels up here and forgets Growl).


This happens after obliterating a Pidgey.


You'd think something that can mean the difference between life and death would make some people look after these things more.


I think there's a Caterpie in my underwear. You'd be anxious to leave too.


Nice work.


Good god, we finally made it out.


Here's our Pokemon for the route. (I didn't catch it)


Well here we are. Pewter. How ya fairin', Nimbus?


Wicked.

End of Part 3

Current Team:
Nimbus:


Slides:


Tox:


Ava:

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Recap. Last time, having finished the unofficial prologue, we caught two Pokemon, a Pidgey named Ava and a Nidoran named Tox. We trained a bit, then headed up to Viridian Forest, where we caught another Pokemon, a Metapod named Slides. Then we spend like fifteen minutes training enough so that Slides could evolve into a Butterfree. Afterwards, we trekked through Viridian Forest, fought a bunch of lunatics, and ended up in Pewter.

After arriving in Pewter, we head over to the Pokemon Center to heal up and then do what any sensible trainer would do. We went and trained in the grass to the south of the city.



(Missed a screenshot of Tox learning Double Kick, but it's okay because I got an even ten screenshots, so I could make those nifty rows of five.)


Okay, enough. After training there, Nimbus and I form an official committee and decide to go train east of the city. Unfortunately, this chump intercepts me before I get five steps out of the city.


Yeah? Well I'm looking for a new place to train. Brock can wait.


Oh my god you're touching me, Nimbus call the police.


I'll have you arrested.


Yeah? Well if you have the right stuff, you might be able to avoid a lawsuit. I'll see you in court, asshole.


Ugh, what a jerk. Nimbus, I can't believe you just watched that guy manhandle me like that. Let's go get him, I need his info.


He hopped the fence. What a monster. Whatever. We might as well challenge the gym since we're here.


Uh... thanks?


No thanks.


Leave me alone. Of course he doesn't and proceeds to launch into a rant about the 'front Pokemon in your team'. I slip away when he starts crying and talking about his wife leaving him.


...Man, who designed this gym? A three-year old? Maybe this guy standing here like he owns the place.


What do you want?


...Brock's right over there. I can see him. Look, just step asi- oh my god put your Pokemon away


Sigh.


Ground types. So this is a ground gym? But... the what is Viridian's?...


Uh... yeah? Duh. Dude, Brock is literally five steps away. Steps and lightyears aren't the same things. Even I know this.


W-woah, hey! What the fuck?! Don't just start hitting on me just 'cause I won!


Hey. You need to restrain your henchman back there. He's got some kind of losing fetish.


So I've heard.


...You're not any better than that guy back there, you know.


Wait... but... what? Hey, your dude really needs to get with the program. Or better yet, get a new dude that isn't creepy and dumb.


I didn't come here just to be psyched out by your weird spiel.


Alright, let's go.


Okay, Slides, let's see how you handle in the big lea-


Oh.


(Didn't get the original matchup screenshot, but you see how it turned out)


Brock, my respect for you just went up tenfold. I'm so glad you didn't make the pun you could have.


Gnarly.


Never would have guessed.


...Like, the badges themselves make the Pokemon stronger?


He then goes on a rant about TMs while I repeatedly try to ask about badges and them strengthening my Pokemon.


Answer my question first.


Man, I don't care.


Because it worked so well for your Onix.


Brock stops talking to me and just stares. I leave, unnerved, and head for the Pokemon Center.


Afterwards, I head to the Pokemart to sell Brock's lame TM. I buy some Pokeballs to top off my stash with the money I get.


Alright, listen up Nimbus. We're gonna head over to the route, jump the guy that touched me, and get his info so I can sue him. Ready set go.


Cripes, he got away. Great. Now he's out there, probably dragging some other poor, unsuspecting trainer to a gym they don't want to go to. What a menace.


Hey, woah, what? You approached me. I wasn't looking at you! She sics her Pokemon on me anyway.


Check please.


Sorry hun, but this is the real world.


Walking up to the higher plateau area, we encounter this dude.


Course all he's got is a bunch of grubs.


...I've never seen you before in my life. As soon as I say it, I feel kind of guilty, as the boy gets a sad look in his eyes when I walk away.


Uh what.


Okay then.


Well it happened.


Finally, someone who asks before whipping out their Pokemon.


Woo.


...Are you in some kind of cult?


Oh my god I bet you are.


Get away from me, you cultist.


What. (Forgot to take screenshots of the battle. I destroyed her though).


Okay.


What does that mean? No, seriously, tell me.


After that kid refused to give me an answer, I head down to find a patch of grass. I let Tox out and we step into the grass. Soon after, something swoops from the sky, catching us unaware.


I freak out, diving for cover, as it divebombs, striking Tox with its beak. I quickly search my bag for a Pokeball as Tox jumps forward, slamming his body into the bird. I find one and chuck it forward. It sails over Tox's head and thumps the bird, sucking it up.


Tox shoots me a thankful look and ambles over to me, bringing the newly caught Pokemon with it. I grab the ball and pop it open. The bird, a Spearow, appears on my shoulder and immediately pecks the side of my head. I yelp and toss him off. What a dick.


I take him back to the Pokemon Center to heal up. When I bring him back to the route, Pecker immediately flies into the grass and starts attacking other Pokemon. I sigh and follow suit. (Thus begun a long, training session that I'll just show you the result of:)


Not bad, eh? Moving on, I encounter this girl near the grass where I caught Pecker.


What, no. She attacks me based on her unfounded accusations. Rude.


What do you mean 'that's it'? Your Jigglypuff damn near killed Pecker and Tox, don't you 'that's it' me.


Well Nimbus, it looks like this path is winding down. There aren't even any other trainers here. 'Cept this guy, but he's not a trainer.


Why?


I don't like the sound of this.


Oh hey, a Pokemon Center. After I heal my Pokemon, I hear a whistle. I turn to see this dude waving me over. I glance around to see if anybody notices. Nobody seems to, but I do spot the lady standing next to the counter near the PC roll her eyes. I head over to see what he wants.


Oh god, a salesman.


A Magikarp? Hmm... I know they're some kind of fish, but the rest isn't there. I tell him I'll think about it and leave the center.


To see this. A cave leading into a towering mountain. Great. Nimbus twitches his ears and glances past me. I can already tell this is going to suck.

End of Part 4

Current Team:
Nimbus:


Ava:


Tox:


Slides:


Pecker:

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Okay, I've given up on the permadeath part. All other rules remain. A wipeout is also still a wipeout.

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Type:Psychic
Attacks: Refresh, lovely kiss, Confusion, Psycho boost.
Ability: own tempo
Species: Dratini
Shiny: I thought so, but it turns out dratini is purple in this game? Never knew that.
Held item: Tm 17: Guillotine.
Notes: Turns out it's SP atk sucks. This is why gen 4 > gen 3

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I really hope mewtwo or deoxys got replaced by celebi. otherwise this plot will go weird. Also I found the black flute behind the tree. Repeatable repel ftw.

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species: Eevee
type: Bug
moves: Signalbeam, twineedle, pin missile and roleplay.
ability: shell armor
item: Tm27: hail
Notes: I guess I'll evolve him in the first thing that I can, unless anybody has a request. Sketch took the place of twineedle. Taking suggestions for that too, I'll prolly manage to find any specific attack eventually.

species: Jynx
type: Ground/fighting
moves: Jump kick, seismic toss, dynamicpunch and weather ball
ability: Air lock
item: none
Notes: Air lock + weather ball. Almost as good as synchronoise umbreon and final gambit shedinja. Also shedinja with shuffled stats. I so hope I get to see that. Also I caught this dude on route 2, not 22.

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Oso the M Teddiursa lv 6

Ability: Pickup / Nature: Bashful
- Scratch
- Leer
- Lick
- Fake Tears

Phaser the M Gastly lv 6

Ability: Levitate / Nature: Gentle
- Hypnosis
- Leer
- Spite

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Noctus the M Hoothoot lv 7

Ability: Insomnia / Nature: Docile
- Tackle
- Growl
- Foresight

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Recap. Last time, we trained a bit after arriving in Pewter, whooped Brock's ass and then annihilated all of those trainers in the route next to Pewter. We also caught Pecker and found ourselves facing down the daunting Mt. Moon.


Alright Nimbus. Here we are. A mountain. Let's just jump in. Not literally, stop doing that.


Wh-


Wh-


...I know what to do with you. (This screenshot is because I forgot to cap the nickname screen whoops)


Perhaps we'll meet again. Now c'mon Nimbus, we gotta see a man about a fish.


Nice.


When I get Rogga, the first thing I notice is how ungodly low of a level he is. What the hell? I take him to the grass, grumbling, and send him out to fight a Sandshrew. That's when I notice the second thing. He doesn't do anything. Rogga just sort of... flops around. What the fuck. It's like Slides all over again, except I get the sinking feeling Rogga isn't evolving any time soon. With a sigh, I roll my sleeves up and get to work.


Not a lot of interesting things happen (I swear to god one day I'll do off screen training) aside from this-


This-


And this. While training Rogga, Tox gores yet another Rattata with his horn, tossing the spent Pokemon to the side. I reach for his Pokeball when he suddenly turns towards me and starts glowing. Having experienced this before, I can only watch as Tox evolves. Rogga looks on, seemingly interested. It's hard to tell.


When he finishes, Tox looks bigger and stronger than he did before. It could just be me, but his horn also looks more intimidating. However, Tox just plods over and sits on my foot, lazily leaning against my leg while I send Rogga back out. Sometime during the training, I notice that Rogga starts attacking things himself. I guess he learned from Tox or something.


Alright Nimbus, training completed. Now we shall return.


To the cave. Hey what's that?


I find another disc, like the one Brock gave me, on the ground. I pick it up and insert it into the opening in my Pokedex (I'm taking storytelling liberties, shh). The device processes the disc and the screen lights up with information on the move. It's 'Water Gun', kind of self explanatory, although for some reason only Tox can learn it. I shoot a suspicious glance at Rogga, but continue on anyway.


Moving upward, I pass some guy staring forward intensely, like he's looking for something, and find this on the ground in a dead end. Who keeps dropping this stuff? Puzzled by the potions, I totally forget that the guy is there and accidentally walk into his line of sight.


What are you implying?


I just got here.


Guh, fine.


Happy now?


Cool. Hey, is that them over there?


She sics her Clefairy on me after I burst out laughing at my own joke. God, I'm hilarious.


Is that a ladder?


Huh.


I climb down the second ladder and am immediately accosted by this lunatic claiming to be a Pokemon. I snicker, making him glare and tell me to shut up. He starts over.


Then he sends out his Pokemon.


Yeah, some gangster.


I find some wacky medicine on the ground.


I'm not fighting that guy right now.


I sneak around this guy and spy something on the ground.


Just a potion.


Nimbus destroys a Zubat.


I walk in front of this guy and he screams like a little girl and sends his Pokemon out. Nimbus and Tox make short work of them.


Guess I'm going the right way.


You sure did.


...What is this? Nimbus seems to want it, and even goes so far as to jump at it. I yank it away and stuff it in my bag. I'll ask someone about it later. Nimbus looks grumpy, but follows anyway.


Is this... a rope? Okay.


This happens.


Well this is a mountain.


Nice work, Ava.


Damn, this place is big.


Another ladder?


Another pseudo gangster.


Rude, what the hell?


Bring it then.


Nice.


Another disc. I pop 'Water Gun' out and put this one in. It's 'Mega Punch', and only Nimbus can learn it. As funny as that would be, I hold off for now.


Slides wrecks a Geodude


No.


Another one bites the dust.


I find some sort of black rock on the ground. It seems attracted to Tox's Pokeball. I pull it away and put it near my Pokedex. It doesn't seem to be magnetic. And it's only Tox's ball. Weird. I put it in my bag.


'Just' a kid? Is that some kind of insult?


'Just' a kid my butt.


Rogga almost loses to a Zubat, take six.


Ava knocks a Zubat out of the sky. Er... whatever passes for the sky in this cave. She flies down and lands on the ground in front of me. Just as she happily cocks her head, her body lights up with a white light. I take a surprised step back as her tail plumage spreads out and she grows larger.


When the light goes away, Ava - bigger and more... majestic? - hops towards me then flies up and tries to land on my shoulder. The weight surprises me, and I nearly fall to the ground. I pick Ava up and put her on the ground. She just chirps at me. I roll my eyes and we continue.


More ladders, more tunnels, more ladders.


This is new.


Why does everyone think I'm a little kid?


Christ, get outta here.


Slides subs in when Pecker takes a crit to the face and survives with five health.


Oh.


My god.


This is ridic- hey what are those?


Why?


I don't see your name on 'em.


Come on now.


Good.


Hold the hell up. You were the one yakking your head off about how they were 'both yours'. Don't get high and mighty on me, you prick.


Wow, very dome shaped. I like it.


Hey! What's your problem, you asshole?! He gives me a sheepish look, apologizing for knocking Nimbus to the side. I punch him in the gut anyway.


Who said that.


I don't see your name on it.


Fight me then. They glance at each other, slightly confused, before sending out their Pokemon.


(I missed the screenshot of Nimbus obliterating their Ekans)


...Brat?


Bye. Then they ran away. What a bunch of chumps, right Nimbus?


Yeah.


If this doesn't lead us out of here...


Oh thank god. We're outside.


This leads to Cerulean, right?


As I insert this one into my Pokedex, I find it contains Whirlwind. Three of my Pokemon can learn it, but... I don't think I'm going to teach it to anyone.


Hey, grass!


This looks familiar.


Alright. He gets named Tiles and gets sent to the Box to hang out with Radar.


So this is Cerulean?


I think I need a nap.

End of Part 5

Current team: (Not doing screenshots this time, just moves, names, and levels).

Nimbus: Lvl 18 Pikachu- Thundershock, Quick Attack, Double Team, Thunder Wave
Ava: Lvl 18 Pidgeotto- Gust, Sand-Attack, Quick Attack
Tox: Lvl 18 Nidorino- Leer, Tackle, Horn Attack, Double Kick
Slides: Lvl 17 Butterfree- Sleep Powder, Confusion, Poisonpowder, Stun Spore
Pecker: Lvl 18 Spearow- Peck, Growl, Leer, Fury Attack
Rogga: Lvl 18 Magikarp- Splash, Tackle

Spoiler

Quick recap. We picked up our Magikarp, Rogga and a Zubat named Radar. Then we traveled through Mt. Moon, Ava and Tox evolving in the mean time. Then we arrived in Cerulean City, catching Tiles the Sandshrew in the grass patch to the west.


(I do some off screen training over here, yay.)


After training, I spot this police lady standing in front of a house. Intending to ask her how to get out of here, I strike up a conversation.


Oh. Dang.


How? They can't even take a fossil from me. Now that I think about it, they probably ended up roughing up that poor guy that I whupped.


...How?


She doesn't say anything else, just waves me away, so I wander around until I spot the bridge leading out of the city.


Oh my god why are you here.


What do you mean 'struggling along'?


I'll believe it when I see it.


Greg-


Greg.


Oh my god, Greg. If your Spearow is still the strongest member of your team...


Still goes down easy.



That was new.


Alright, Rogga. You can do it.


Maybe next time, Rogga.


Greg.


Greg, don't even.


What?


Wow, great. I totally haven't forgotten that the Pokedex is a thing I'm supposed to be doing.


He's famous for being a giant nerd?


Woah.


Stop. What have I said about lectures?


Bye. Leave me alone now.


Alright. Now to go up this bridge.


...Why are these people blocking the bridge.


A prize, you say?


Hell yeah I do.


You know it.


Is it now?


Cant match my skill, I suppose.


What was that?


Sure did.


As a great man once said, done like dinner.


After tearing through those five dudes, this guy stops me.


Oh, sweet.


Uh... what?


That doesn't make any sense. (Seriously, 'dedicated to evil using Pokemon'? Does that mean that they're dedicated to being evil and using Pokemon? What is he even saying here?)


No.


Yes.


No.


There's a police officer down there.


Watch me.


Hoo boy.


His Pokemon are easily taken care of.


Thanks.


The man launches into a rant after the battle ends, but I stop listening because I notice something going on with Rogga. He sort of flops away. I take a step towards him, but that's when he starts glowing. The man, having turned around to feed his ego, doesn't notice. I wasn't prepared for what happened with Rogga. Instead of just growing bigger like with Ava and Tox, Rogga does something similar to what happened with Slides. He does grow bigger, yes, but then he stretches out and grows larger. And I mean larger. Like, holy shit. When he's done, I find myself staring down - or should I say staring up - a giant water dragon. Rogga stares at me for a few moments before cocking his head curiously and coming closer. I stand statue still while he looks me over before he does something that resembles smiling.


The man finally turns around, only to find Rogga glaring at him. He shuts up.


I head north and find this kid acting kind of glum. I chat him up.


Dang.


I start to attempt to say something comforting, but the boy gets an idea and interrupts my train of thought.


...Huh. I figure I've got nothing to lose, so I say yes.


He tells me to take care of 'Rex' and hands me a Pokeball.


I'll try.


This one, I learn, contains Thunder Wave. Which Nimbus already knows. And nobody else can learn. I put it with Whirlwind, saving it for my next trip to the Pokemart.


On my way to the Pokemon Center, Ava flits away from me and starts attacking something in the grass. She seems a bit crazed, and even nicks herself a few times. Confused, I jog over to see her assaulting a poor Venonat. Ava dives in, ready to strike the final blow. To save the thing, I chuck a Pokeball. It smacks the bug backwards, making it bounce just out of Ava's reach. The Pokeball shakes a few times, then comes to a stop. I run over and pick it up, blocking Ava from getting at it with my body. She seems to calm down somewhat, but shoots aggressive looks at my bag on our way back to Cerulean.


(Man, for the record, it physically pained me to put Slides in the box. I love Butterfree, but figured that I should use Venonat/Venomoth since I actually haven't ever before.)

After our visit to the Pokemon Center, I decide we need to get Rex and Sehkt up to speed.


After a bit of training, Rex starts to glow. Finally somewhat with the memo, I stand back and watch as Rex changes. When he's done, Rex glances at me and blows out a tiny puff of flame. I take a surprised step back. That kid wasn't lying about not training him well.


(Quick break here to say how whack Charmeleon's backsprite looked in Gen 1. Like, he looks like one of those mascot suits or something. So dorky)


Woo.


I slip the Water Gun TM into my Pokedex to look at it again. It shows me that now Rogga, in addition to Tox, can learn it. This time, I pick Rogga on the list. A little slot pops out of the top and the screen prompts me to put Rogga's Pokeball there. I do so and watch as the screen flashes some weird colors and displays some words I don't understand. Then it dings and tells me to take the Pokeball back. When I pick it up, the slot slides back into the Pokedex. With a shrug, I continue on.


Bill's house has got to be over here... right? I notice some dude hanging out by a patch of grass. He shoots me a wave and I wave back. I walk around in the grass for a little bit before hearing a strange sound. Me and Sehkt go to investigate, finding an Oddish sitting on the ground, wheezing quietly. Feeling bad for the poor thing, I toss a Pokeball at it. It easily captures, and I take the ball back to the Pokemon Center. The nurse looks her over and tells me that Onion is sick or something. I'm not too sure. I thank the nurse and head out.


(This also hurt.)


I challenge the Hiker from earlier to a battle. He agrees.


Hey, thanks.

Afterwards (I didn't get the screenshot of the challenge thing cause I'm a huge nerd) I challenge a Youngster to a fight. He sends out a Spearow, which Nimbus easily takes out. Confident, I send out Onion. She happily scampers up to the Rattata, ready to fight. The Rattata thwacks her with its body, and she weathers the attack, if barely. I get ready to call her back, guessing she can survive one more. I call out for her to attack, when the Rattata dashes faster than expected. It crashes into Onion, causing a painful squishing sound. The Oddish gets thrown back and lands at my feet.


My breath hitches in my throat. I whisper for Onion, the Oddish not replying in the slightest. The boy calls over, asking if there's something wrong. I ignore the sinking feeling in my stomach and fumble for Rex's ball. Rex quickly finishes the Rattata off.


I brush the boy's words off, scooping up Onion and running away, leaving the confused boy behind. Rex and Nimbus lope after me, right on my heels. Onion doesn't move in my arms, and I start to really, truly, get worried.


I burst through the Pokemon Center doors and and lay Onion on the counter. The nurse immediately remembers me from earlier, taking the Pokemon and scuttling away with her Chansey. I stumble over to the bench and drop myself on it. The guy there shoots me a pitying look and gets up. Rex pats my leg comfortingly. Or at least as comforting as he can be. Nimbus scampers into my lap and leans against me. After what seems like forever, the nurse comes back empty handed. She offers me a quiet 'I'm sorry'.


I clench my hands, throat tightening up. I... I can't believe it. I knew she was sickly... but I should have paid more attention or called her back or something. The nurse offers to get someone to bring her to the Pokemon Tower in Lavender Town. I just nod mutely. She disappears, leaving me alone.


Not knowing what else to do, I trudge over to the PC, withdrawing Tox. I accidentally release him. Instead of looking miffed, like I expected him to, Tox takes a quick look at me and plods over, sitting on my foot and offering me a comforting nuzzle. I hear the nurse and glance over at her. She offers to let me stay the night. I thank her and head off into the Pokemon Center's back room.

End of Part 6
(Wow look at my lame story telling)

Current Team:
Nimbus:


Rogga:


Rex:


Ava:


Sehkt:


Tox:

Spoiler
Noctus the M Hoothoot lv 7

Ability: Insomnia / Nature: Docile
- Tackle
- Growl
- Foresight

Aeris the F Pidgey lv 11

Ability: Tangled Feet / Nature: Gentle
- Tackle
- Sand-Attack
- Gust

Chipper the F Bidoof lv 11

Ability: Simple / Nature: Lonely
- Tackle
- Growl
- Rock Smash
- Defense Curl

Inzek the M Nincada lv 9

Ability: Compoundeyes / Nature: Mild
- Scratch
- Harden
- Leech Life
- Sand-Attack

Gemma the M Spoink lv 6

Ability: Thick Fat / Nature: Gentle
- Splash

Nightflyer the M Zubat lv 6

Ability: Inner Focus / Nature: Adamant
- Leech Life
- Supersonic

Spoiler

Recap time. We wandered around Cerulean for a bit and took on Greg and the Nugget Bridge challenge. We also caught Sehkt the Venonat and Onion the Oddish, as well as receiving Rex, a Charmander, from some kid. Then we started to head to Bill's house, but Onion died in a battle before we got too far.


Feh. I leave the Pokemon Center the next day, still feeling like shit. At some point, though, I realize it's pointless for me to mope around. Something in the back of my mind tells me that Greg has probably gotten way ahead of me by now, and I pull that forward, using it as my motivation.




I head back up to Route 25, breezing through the trainers there.


This happens.




More trainers.


(I noticed Rogga was like, 30xp from a level and fought something in the grass)


So this is Bill's house?


Nimbus, what are you...


What is that. Why is that Pokemon there. Where's Bill.


...What kind of sick experiments have been going on here? Talking Pokemon?


No, you most definitely are.


A true blue Pokemon maybe.


You are a Pokemon.


...Okay. We'll go with that.


...I guess. It's not like I don't have Rogga to help me.


The what.


Wait.


Same here, Nimbus.


There's a bunch of weird boxes on the computer, a bunch of things I don't understand. Internet Explorer? You...Tube? I don't get any of this. I finally find a word I recognize from Bill's speech, 'Cell', and somehow manage to get it running. The machine lights up with a bunch of different colors and stuff, causing Nimbus to jump back in surprise.


I sit there for a moment, wondering if I broke it, when suddenly this dude stumbles out another door on the machine.


What the fuck.


No.


I just came to say thanks for the PC. I think.


...Hey, why didn't Greg help you?


What's this?


I have to go to Vermilion? Siiiiiiigh.


Oh.


I'm not one for 'fancy do's' much myself. But fine. Whatever.


Not much else to do now, is there, Nimbus?


I find this cool path, head down to the Pokemon Center, and go back up to train.


(I actually forgot this guy was here and ran into him by accident)


Done like dinner.


I finish training, all of my Pokemon looking happy. I grin. I'm feeling good about this gym. I heard it's a water type gym, and I've got Nimbus and Rogga to take on the strong ones, with Sehkt, Ava, and Tox as back up. This is going to be a piece of cake.


On my way to the gym, I noticed the policewoman moved away from the door, staring out into the distance. I could probably slip through... but why would I do that?


Sure is.


Christ, there's water everywhere. Watch it, Nimbus.


The leader's cronies go down easily.


The woman herself.


I suppose I am.


I tell my Pokemon to attack, and they do.


Called it.


Aight.


...Don't call me that.


Alright, let's do it.


I... have no idea what that thing is, but send out Sehkt to take care of it.


Damn it, Sehkt. (also known as me trying harder than I should have to hit that damn Staryu with Supersonic.)


That's better.


One down, one to go.

At this point, she sends out another, stronger looking star thing. I assume it's the old star thing's evolution. Piece of cake, right? I send out Nimbus, intending to get off a Thunder Wave and then switch into Rogga. But then it happens. Before Nimbus can make a move, the Starmie - that's what my Pokedex said it was - launches forward, spraying out a compact stream of bubbles. It strikes Nimbus right on the head, throwing him back. He lands on the ground with a thud.


I get tunnel vision. Nimbus just lays on the ground, not moving. My vision goes red and I jam my hand into my bag, slinging out Rogga. He erupts from the Pokeball, catching sight of Nimbus and roaring. This seems to catch the Starmie off guard. Rogga spirals through the air, latching onto the Starmie and begins chomping down. It begins to panic, spraying bubbles at the Gyarados. Rogga doesn't relent, and soon, the Starmie is limp in his grasp. Fists clenched, I watch as Rogga continues to massacre the Pokemon until Misty calls out, telling me it's down. I let Rogga continue, pretending not to hear for a second, before calling him off. Rogga snorts, whacking the Starmie one last time with his tail. Misty sighs and looks at her fallen Pokemon. It, like Nimbus, lays unmoving on the ground.


I stroll over, picking up Nimbus' still body. He stirs slightly, but I know that he's done for. I cradle him in my arms, turning to face Misty for, hopefully, the last time.


...


Great.


Wow.


At this point, she looks ticked off. Probably because of her Starmie. But hey, I'm pissed off too. We glare at each other for a bit before Rogga growls and Misty backs off a bit. I return Rogga to his Pokeball, striding out of the gym with Nimbus in my arms.


The guy next to the gym sees me strolling out, ready to say something, only to look shocked. I guess he sees how angry I am. Or something. He stutters out something about a Bulbasaur, but tells me to forget about it.


...Me too Nimbus. Me too. After twenty minutes of holding out, Nimbus finally collapses. I walk over to the nurse, telling her that I need another Pokemon sent to Pokemon Tower. She looks shocked as I hand her Nimbus, as well as my other Pokemon to heal. It's done in less than a minute, and I head over to the PC.


Slides looks happy to see me, until he gets a good look at me. Then he flits over an lands on my head, seemingly trying to comfort me. I return him to his Pokeball.


I head over to the house I heard the dude outside the gym mumbling about. I spot a lady tending to some Pokemon.


She stops talking, then looks me over. Her smile stays until she looks me in the eyes. She stoops down, picking up the Bulbasaur, and tells me that she just remembered that somebody else came for him earlier. I snort at the obvious lie, but head out anyway.


I head towards the house that was robbed, ready to find a way out of Cerulean.

End of Part 7

Current Team:
Rogga:


Sehkt:


Ava:


Tox:


Rex:


Slides:
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