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<MalkyTop> iunno
<MalkyTop> all i wish
<MalkyTop> is that
<MalkyTop> zits
<MalkyTop> were laser beams
<MalkyTop> laser beam zits
<MalkyTop> then everybody would love zits
<MalkyTop> because they were laser beams
<MalkyTop> it would be like having unicorns
<MalkyTop> but unicorns with laser beams insead of horns
<theFoot> And also instead of the rest of the unicorn there is a zit there
<MalkyTop> And then the unicorn is on your face
<Sanzh> Malky I think you should go to sleep
<theFoot> Look, whether someone has zits or laser beams all over their face, that's not someone you want to make out with
<MalkyTop> I'M ALMOST DONE
<MalkyTop> WITH THIS POST
<MalkyTop> okay
<MalkyTop> but LP
<MalkyTop> if you are friends with laser beam face
<MalkyTop> you can destroy all your enemies
<MalkyTop> very easily
<theFoot> Huh
<theFoot> Fireworks
<theFoot> Rather close
<DragonFogel> How controllable are these hypothetical laser beams?
<DragonFogel> Would you have to be careful not to laser-blast your walls?
<MalkyTop> well
<MalkyTop> okay
<MalkyTop> since they're zits
<MalkyTop> you see
<MalkyTop> you laser beam by squeezing your zits
<MalkyTop> like a cow udder
<MalkyTop> except the milk is laser beams
<MalkyTop> and cow tits are your face
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<DragonFogel> And the cow is a unicorn?
<MalkyTop> no
<MalkyTop> Yu odn't understand this metaphor at all
<pypmobile> Gosh Fogel
<pypmobile> How do you even get the simple metaphors