Quote:<MalkyTop> I...should stop talking
<MalkyTop> Because if I keep doing so
<MalkyTop> Then I'll say things that will be quoted in someone's signature.

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<@Pinary> Thank you, Agent, for that exciting report. Now, over to Malky with the weather. Malky?
<MalkyTop> THE WEATHER IS NICE
<@Pinary> Thanks, Malky. Now, we'll be back after these messages.

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<Pinary> Thanks for that report, Pharmacy. Now, over to Malky with the weather. Malky?
<MalkyTop> IT SUCKS
<Pinary> Thanks, Malky.

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<Pinary> Thanks, Schazer. Now, over to Malky with sports. Malky?
<MalkyTop> SHUT UP
<Pinary> Thanks, Malky.

Quote:<MalkyTop> I really oughta delve into dick territory

Quote:<MalkyTop> ......The suction's not strong enough to get it all out
<MalkyTop> DAMMIT
<MalkyTop> The mouth's too small to just get around the whole thing.

Quote:<MalkyTop> And then you whip it out
<MalkyTop> "YEAH YOU CAN."
<MalkyTop> "I'M OVER EIGHTEEN, YOU WHORE!"

Quote:<MalkyTop> HARDER.

Quote:<MalkyTop> XX, you've made hypnoboobs delicious.

Quote:<MalkyTop> Oh goddammit I can't help it no matter what those boobs look like cinnamon buns.
<MalkyTop> You just wanna stuff your head in there.

Quote:<MalkyTop> Artifucial boobs don't not be worrm

Quote:<MalkyTop> ...God.
<MalkyTop> All the guys I do have /issues/
<MalkyTop> And they're all so goth
<MalkyTop> And angsty.
<MalkyTop> What the hell
<PickYerPoison> ...quoting that
<MalkyTop> ...what?
<PickYerPoison> [00:31] <MalkyTop> All the guys I do have /issues/
<MalkyTop> OH.
<MalkyTop> SHIT.

Quote:<MalkyTop> Oh dammit these peaches are as soft as titties

Quote:<MalkyTop> I managed to get my sister off.
<PickYerPoison> Malky what
<MalkyTop> Off the laptop.

Quote:<Agenarchi> and then came about the MalkyYerPoison
<MalkyTop> WHAAAT
<MalkyTop> WHY WOULD YOU FUSE A MALKY AND A PIP
<MalkyTop> DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WHEN THEY COLLIDE
<MalkyTop> BAD THINGS HAPPEN

Quote:<MalkyTop> IT'S NOT FUN UNLESS IT'S IN THE SKULL

Quote:<MalkyTop> But like I was saying
<XX> what
<MalkyTop> eating eyes would only be fun if you had to get it out of the skull
<XX> fogel, kick malky
<MalkyTop> Hypothetically
<MalkyTop> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<XX> look at her
<XX> poor girl
<MalkyTop> I'M TALKING ABOUT EYES

Quote:<MalkyTop> SHUT UP
<MalkyTop> I CAN'T HELP IT IF I WANT TO LICK THINGS WHEN I'M TIRED

Quote:<PickYerPoison> I got nine Malky quotes today
<PickYerPoison> C'MON GIMME TEN
<MalkyTop> NUUUUUUUH
<MalkyTop> NNNOOOOOOOOOO
<MalkyTop> THIS ISN'T BOWLING
<PickYerPoison> TEN MALKYQUOTES

Quote:<MalkyTop> Heh.
<MalkyTop> "Bone"
<MalkyTop> "Spontaneously combusted"

Quote:<MalkyTop> TARGET LOCKED
<MalkyTop> INTO HER CROTCH
<MalkyTop> COURSE PLOTTED
<MalkyTop> THRUUUUSSST

Quote:<PickYerPoison> <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://www.eagle-time.org/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=77">https://www.eagle-time.org/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=77</a><!-- m -->
<PickYerPoison> HEY GUYS
<PickYerPoison> GUESS WHAT THIS LINK IS FOR
<PickYerPoison> THE MALKYTOP HALL OF FAME
<MalkyTop> ....
<MalkyTop> Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Quote:<MalkyTop> Did you know that
<MalkyTop> Wolves /hate/ roofs
<MalkyTop> They just despise them
<MalkyTop> Seeing one gets them into some uncalmable rage
<MalkyTop> They kill that sucker up
<MalkyTop> AND THEN TURN INTO OWLS
<MalkyTop> And fly awayyyyy

Quote:<MalkyTop> PUNCHING WOLLVESSS
<MalkyTop> PUNCH
<MalkyTop> MAKE PUNCH
<MalkyTop> OUT OF WOOLLVVESSS

Quote:<MalkyTop> Shaaarrrrrk fiighteerrr
<MalkyTop> I don't know the lyrics
<MalkyTop> Dooop da dee dooo duuuummmm

Quote:<Agenmacy> also
<Agenmacy> someone slap me
<Agenmacy> for leaving my essay this late
<Agenmacy> ;-;
<MalkyTop> You can only slap yourself
<Agenmacy> just did
* Agenmacy is in pain
<MalkyTop> Actually
<MalkyTop> Punch yourself
<MalkyTop> In the nose
<MalkyTop> Like an uppercut
* Agenmacy is bleeding
* Agenmacy actually punched
<MalkyTop> Okay
* Agenmacy ...seriously, bleeding
<MalkyTop> Now what you do
* Agenmacy is now known as Agenbleeding
<MalkyTop> Is you rub salt in the wound.
<MalkyTop> ....
* Agenbleeding ow ow ow ow ow
<MalkyTop> You know I thought you were at least using a little restraint there.
<MalkyTop> If you punched yourself in the nose, you better
<MalkyTop> Go clean yourself up and lean over a sink
<MalkyTop> (Then rub salt in it)
<MalkyTop> Okay now what you do
<MalkyTop> Is you punch
<MalkyTop> And then as you carry out your punch
<MalkyTop> You jump and SPIN AROUND
<MalkyTop> HADOOUUUKEEENNN
<MalkyTop> EXCEPT NOT
<MalkyTop> AND THEN YOU LAND ON YOUR FEET
<MalkyTop> AND YOUR OPPONENT LANDS SEVERAL FEET AWAY
<MalkyTop> The opponent is your nose

Quote:<MalkyTop> I hate you Pips

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<PickYerPoison> HEY GUYS
<PickYerPoison> GUESS WHAT THIS LINK IS FOR
<PickYerPoison> THE MALKYTOP HALL OF FAME
<MalkyTop> ....
<MalkyTop> Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Quote:<MalkyTop> Did you know that
<MalkyTop> Wolves /hate/ roofs
<MalkyTop> They just despise them
<MalkyTop> Seeing one gets them into some uncalmable rage
<MalkyTop> They kill that sucker up
<MalkyTop> AND THEN TURN INTO OWLS
<MalkyTop> And fly awayyyyy

Quote:<MalkyTop> PUNCHING WOLLVESSS
<MalkyTop> PUNCH
<MalkyTop> MAKE PUNCH
<MalkyTop> OUT OF WOOLLVVESSS

Quote:<MalkyTop> Shaaarrrrrk fiighteerrr
<MalkyTop> I don't know the lyrics
<MalkyTop> Dooop da dee dooo duuuummmm

Quote:<Agenmacy> also
<Agenmacy> someone slap me
<Agenmacy> for leaving my essay this late
<Agenmacy> ;-;
<MalkyTop> You can only slap yourself
<Agenmacy> just did
* Agenmacy is in pain
<MalkyTop> Actually
<MalkyTop> Punch yourself
<MalkyTop> In the nose
<MalkyTop> Like an uppercut
* Agenmacy is bleeding
* Agenmacy actually punched
<MalkyTop> Okay
* Agenmacy ...seriously, bleeding
<MalkyTop> Now what you do
* Agenmacy is now known as Agenbleeding
<MalkyTop> Is you rub salt in the wound.
<MalkyTop> ....
* Agenbleeding ow ow ow ow ow
<MalkyTop> You know I thought you were at least using a little restraint there.
<MalkyTop> If you punched yourself in the nose, you better
<MalkyTop> Go clean yourself up and lean over a sink
<MalkyTop> (Then rub salt in it)
<MalkyTop> Okay now what you do
<MalkyTop> Is you punch
<MalkyTop> And then as you carry out your punch
<MalkyTop> You jump and SPIN AROUND
<MalkyTop> HADOOUUUKEEENNN
<MalkyTop> EXCEPT NOT
<MalkyTop> AND THEN YOU LAND ON YOUR FEET
<MalkyTop> AND YOUR OPPONENT LANDS SEVERAL FEET AWAY
<MalkyTop> The opponent is your nose

Quote:<MalkyTop> DEDEDE OR BOWSER?
<MalkyTop> DEDEDE HAS A ROCKET HAMMER
<MalkyTop> winnder by default

Quote:[23:24] <MalkyTop> Hooonnkk
[23:24] <MalkyTop> Pigs should go honk
[23:24] <MalkyTop> Geese go WWWWAAAKKKK
[23:24] <MalkyTop> WAK WAK WAK
[23:24] <MalkyTop> AND THEN THEY CHASE YOU AWAAYYY
[23:24] <MalkyTop> FROM THEIR BABBIIESS
[23:24] <MalkyTop> Maybe they actually go like wank wank wank
[23:25] <MalkyTop> Wait
[23:25] <MalkyTop> Oh
[23:25] <MalkyTop> Daarrrrrrnnnnnnn
[23:25] <MalkyTop> Darn darn darn darn darn
[23:25] <MalkyTop> Daaarrrrrrrrnnn

Quote:<MalkyTop> Whaaaat
<MalkyTop> Nnnnooooooo
<MalkyTop> Headphonesss
<MalkyTop> LIKE A PIG
<MalkyTop> Headphones are like pigs
<MalkyTop> They go missing when you LEAST EXPECT IT
<MalkyTop> That's what pigs do
<MalkyTop> It's their entire purpose
<MalkyTop> Piggone
<Sanzh> But what if I laugh uproariously
<MalkyTop> Is it there or is it gone?
<MalkyTop> Nobody knows
<MalkyTop> THEN
<MalkyTop> Wait
<Sanzh> I have an obnoxious laugh Malky ::c
<MalkyTop> Don't you have a lounge in your dorm
<MalkyTop> A place with a TV or something
<Sanzh> But I'm using a big computer
<MalkyTop> Coug--what the heck
<Sanzh> And my laptop is a dumb asshole
<MalkyTop> Why would you bring a desktop
<MalkyTop> Oh fine
<MalkyTop> Yo udisappointme
<MalkyTop> You are like that pig that gone
<Sanzh> Shut uuup I had perfectly good reasons ok

Wheat Wrote:All MalkyTop quotes from now on risk having been compromised by awareness of this topic's existence. Way to fuck up science, Nottles. Or should I say, Nottles. (the not is emphasized in the second)

Quote:<MalkyTop> Putt putt is my favorite car
<MalkyTop> I still don't know if it's a boy or a girl though
<MalkyTop> Probably a boy
<@RobustLaser> putt putt went to the moon once
<Godbot> I think boy voiced by a girl
<MalkyTop> Yes.
<MalkyTop> Do you know any other cars that gone to the moon
<MalkyTop> Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Quote:<MalkyTop> Do you undderstand
<Wheat> hardly curly
<Ixcaliber> nope
<@Slorange> Augh I know what you mean
<MalkyTop> I'll understand /you/
<MalkyTop> Go to your corner
<Wheat> this is a cylindrical room
* WoodlandBeef is now known as LolzaBeef
<MalkyTop> Then obviously
<MalkyTop> IT IS ALL CORNERS
<MalkyTop> Just stuff your nose in a wall
<Wheat> why does this channel meet in a grain silo
<MalkyTop> OR ATTACH YOURSELF TO THE CEILING
<@RobustLaser> it's cylindrical sideways
<MalkyTop> Or maybe
<@RobustLaser> the two walls at either side are flat
<MalkyTop> revolve around it
<MalkyTop> That would be impressive
<MalkyTop> And also then we can play jumprope
<MalkyTop> With your revolving
<MalkyTop> Body

Quote:<MalkyTop> But it's not long enough
<MalkyTop> Which is why we have
<Wheat> I will detach my atoms in a way that I become the room
<Anomaly> we haven't installed the giant fan at one end, though
<MalkyTop> The tafffyyyyy machiiinnneee

Quote:<MalkyTop> Anom
<MalkyTop> Anomanomanom
<Anomaly> what
<Anomaly> whaaaat
<MalkyTop> PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Quote:<MalkyTop> Anomaman
<MalkyTop> Aromaman?
<MalkyTop> Ofalcaman
<Wheat> he's a superhero
<MalkyTop> Ofalcatorman
<Wheat> scent-sation
<Wheat> aromaman
<MalkyTop> Afalfaman?
<Godbot> anemoman
<Ixcaliber> tell us more about Aromaman
<Wheat> his stench is sweeping the nation
<MalkyTop> HE FLIES WITH HIS ANATOMICALLY CORRECT NOSE

Quote:<MalkyTop> Aromamamaman
<MalkyTop> Mamaoraman?
<MalkyTop> Mamaryman?

Quote:<elpie> Why was there like
<elpie> A large stretch of GradMass that was all double-posts
<MalkyTop> Because LP
<MalkyTop> Because
<MalkyTop> I am the only poster
<MalkyTop> And I'm alone
<MalkyTop> And
<MalkyTop> Aaannggrryyyyy
<MalkyTop> Phhfrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooh

Quote:<MalkyTop> What am I doing
<MalkyTop> What
<MalkyTop> What what whaaat
<MalkyTop> Noooooo
<MalkyTop> Shooooooooot
<MalkyTop> Laundryyyyyyy
<MalkyTop> Showeeerrrrr
<MalkyTop> Bullllllllllllllllllllling

Quote:<MalkyTop> PROTOMAAAAN WHAT ARE YOU EVEN
<MalkyTop> TYPING
<MalkyTop> YOU'RE JUST RED
<MalkyTop> RED IN THE FACE FROM TRYING TO TYPE TOO HARD
<MalkyTop> JUST SAY WHAT YA GOOTTA SAAAYYYYY

Quote:<MalkyTop> Because
<MalkyTop> HE IS EASILLY BLOWN UP BY THE RED
<Ixcaliber> the red is a danger
<MalkyTop> To us all
<@Pinary> Apparently I was informed that we were having dinner with my aunt and uncle prior to today
<MalkyTop> Common exposure to red leads to death
<Ixcaliber> protoman is endangering us all
<MalkyTop> And hunger
<Ixcaliber> with his constant red
<MalkyTop> Like McDonalds
<MalkyTop> McDonalds sells red
<MalkyTop> They have a cookbook of red

Quote:<Godbot> malky do you need to go to bed
<MalkyTop> Hops
<MalkyTop> Hops
<MalkyTop> Hooooooops
<MalkyTop> Hops
<@Pinary> Malky, you should probably sleep.
<MalkyTop> Hops
<Ixcaliber> malky don't listen to them you don't need to go to bed
<MalkyTop> Fresh hops
<MalkyTop> Right from the corn
<MalkyTop> To make the finest wine
<@Pinary> Trust me, I've got a stethescope and a lab coat.
<@Pinary> Sleep is good for you.
<MalkyTop> Hops

Quote:<PickYerPoison> Malky I think you need to turn in.
<PickYerPoison> I've gotten ten quotes from you in the last 15 minutes.
<MalkyTop> TEN?
<MalkyTop> You get
<MalkyTop> A freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<MalkyTop> Forrest
<MalkyTop> I just need to mark your card
<MalkyTop> With my
<MalkyTop> card marker
<MalkyTop> Clip
<MalkyTop> Clip
<MalkyTop> Clip
<MalkyTop> Clop
<MalkyTop> That's not right
<MalkyTop> That's the wrong thing
<MalkyTop> This card is illegal, sir
<MalkyTop> Sirrah

Quote:<PickYerPoison> Okay, I've gotten TWELVE quotes from you tonight.
<PickYerPoison> It's probably time for you to head to bed. c:
<MalkyTop> NOOOOOOO
<MalkyTop> nooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Ixcaliber> malky can stay up as long as she wants
<MalkyTop> Sirrah
<MalkyTop> Is a nice word
<MalkyTop> Sirraaaaaaaaaaaaah
<MalkyTop> I must arrest you sirraaaaaaaaha
<MalkyTop> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
<MalkyTop> sirraaaaaaaaaaaah
<MalkyTop> syrup
<MalkyTop> It sounds like syrup
<PickYerPoison> Make that thirteen quotes.
<@DragonFogel> Malky, do you want to keep giving PYP material or do you want to go to sleep?

Quote:<MalkyTop> Nuuuuhhh
<MalkyTop> But
<MalkyTop> I'm explodinjg with words
<MalkyTop> From my eyes
<MalkyTop> From the tearducs in my eyes
<MalkyTop> Beside my eyes?
<MalkyTop> Exploding from my eyes
<MalkyTop> With words
<MalkyTop> For you
<MalkyTop> WORD JUICES
<MalkyTop> Yeah, I really do need to go to sleep

Quote:<PickYerPoison> Oh god not the eye fetish again
<MalkyTop> LOOK WHEN I GET TIRED I GET PREOCCUPIED WITH EYES

Quote:<MalkyTop> sssssuusususususuuuddsss
<MalkyTop> sususuusshhsuuususuudss
<MalkyTop> Suds
<MalkyTop> Sub suds
<MalkyTop> Yo ucan't wash the suds on your subs in the ocean

Quote:<Wheat> what is the accreditation requirement for malkyquotes
<MalkyTop> I don't even know
<MalkyTop> I just have to open my big fat gob whenever I'm sleepy
<MalkyTop> And then Pip comes in to eat it up

Quote:<Wheat> malky talk about liver failure
<MalkyTop> Liver failure
<MalkyTop> Is a tragic thing
<MalkyTop> The liver
<MalkyTop> does that thing
<MalkyTop> With
<MalkyTop> poisons toxins
<MalkyTop> Within the body
<MalkyTop> And then everything comes out
<MalkyTop> With no toxins
<MalkyTop> But liver failure
<MalkyTop> is when there are too many toxins
<MalkyTop> And the liver is overworked
<MalkyTop> Like a worker that's overworked
<MalkyTop> And then it dies and fails
<MalkyTop> Beause it died
<MalkyTop> So thus fialrure

Quote:<MalkyTop> You take out the liver
<MalkyTop> By clutching your sides
<MalkyTop> And then if you squeese hard enough
<MalkyTop> It should pop out
<MalkyTop> Of your belly button
<MalkyTop> Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
<MalkyTop> LIke
<MalkyTop> Jelly drinks!
<MalkyTop> I like grape jelly drinks

Quote:<PickYerPoison> Okay after I get this twentieth Malkyquote I'm gonna go back to this FT post
<MalkyTop> No
<PickYerPoison> Because it's midnight and I kind of want to get it done
<MalkyTop> What
<PickYerPoison> C'mon
<MalkyTop> Huh
<PickYerPoison> I've got 19
<PickYerPoison> I'm so close
<PickYerPoison> >:3
<MalkyTop> ...
<PickYerPoison> YOU CAN'T STOP FATE MALKY
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Quote:<MalkyTop> You're bringing down the entire quality of Malkyquotes everywhere
<MalkyTop> You can't just pick everything
<MalkyTop> You gotta be selective
<MalkyTop> You don't just grab apples wily nilly
<MalkyTop> Otherwise you get really bruised apples
<MalkyTop> Sometimes

Anomaly Wrote:I don't think that last one actually counted. Are you trying to cheat us out of our money, scoundrel?

Quote:MalkyTop "this was an amazing read, i never thought that the murderer was who he was. the story is raped with intrigue, love and a sense of self."
MalkyTop WHAT THE HECK DOES 'SENSE OF SELF' EVEN MEAN
MalkyTop ...
MalkyTop "raped"
MalkyTop ...Why didn't I notice that first

Quote:<MalkyTop> Ignanoo
<MalkyTop> Tat's a name
<MalkyTop> Someone name
<MalkyTop> Someone
<MalkyTop> Ignanoo
<MalkyTop> It's such a friendly name
<MalkyTop> Ignanooo
<MalkyTop> It's like
<MalkyTop> "How are you"
<MalkyTop> Ignanoo
<MalkyTop> Say it
<MalkyTop> Ignanoo
<MalkyTop> It's the friendliest of names

Quote:<MalkyTop> to tell--SEBASTIAN IS SOMEONE'S NAME?!
<MalkyTop> Are you serious
<MalkyTop> Are you serious serious
<MalkyTop> WHAT
<MalkyTop> WHAT
<MalkyTop> WHAT
<MalkyTop> WHAT
<MalkyTop> WHAT
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> I didn't know your name

Quote:<MalkyTop> I AM SO GLAD THAT PIP ISN'T HERE
<MalkyTop> SO THAT HE ISN'T CONSTANTLY BREATHING DOWN MY THROAT
<MalkyTop> ABOUT
<MalkyTop> QUOTES
<MalkyTop> TWENTY QUOTES
<MalkyTop> THIRTY QUOTES
<MalkyTop> IGNANOOO QUOOOOOOOOOTES
<MalkyTop> AH-AH-AH-AH-AH

Quote:<XX> my black cat is biting my white one
<XX> just sitting there
<XX> biting him
<MalkyTop> BLACK AND WHITE
<MalkyTop> I LIKE BITING CATS
<MalkyTop> On the ear
<MalkyTop> it's a little love nibble
<Anomaly> but malky why
<Anomaly> why would you bite cats
<MalkyTop> It's to
<MalkyTop> share my love
<MalkyTop> TO IGNANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Quote:<MalkyTop> His rod is very shapely

Quote:<Ixcaliber> <MalkyTop> His rod is very shapely
<MalkyTop> YES
<MalkyTop> I KNOW
<MalkyTop> I SAID THAT
<MalkyTop> IGNANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Quote:<MalkyTop> Trout
<MalkyTop> Trout eats ignanoo
<MalkyTop> Ignanoo eats bones
<MalkyTop> Ignanoooooo
<MalkyTop> father of the heavens
<MalkyTop> father of the sevens
<MalkyTop> dressed to the nine
<MalkyTop> Ignanoooooooooooooooooo
<Ixcaliber> Ignanoo is the best character ever
<MalkyTop> His head is a v
<MalkyTop> He punches bee
<MalkyTop> Ignanoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<@DragonFogel> I thought it was Een who punched bees.
<MalkyTop> Ein
<MalkyTop> Zein
<MalkyTop> Twai
<MalkyTop> Zot
<MalkyTop> Cot
<MalkyTop> Rot
<MalkyTop> Mot
<MalkyTop> IGNANOO THE HERO
<MalkyTop> OF
<MalkyTop> IGLOO
<MalkyTop> his theme song is a march
<MalkyTop> Ignanoo march

Quote:<@DragonFogel> Hi Evers. Malky has gone crazy from sleep deprivation again.
<XX> again?
<XX> she does this every day
<XX> the Malky Hour
<MalkyTop> I'M SORRY
<MalkyTop> IT'S DUMB O'CLOCK
<XX> the Hour of the Malk
<MalkyTop> DUMB O'CLOCK
<MalkyTop> cuckoo cuckooo
<MalkyTop> Coutn out
<MalkyTop> Count out the DUMB
<MalkyTop> one
<MalkyTop> two
<MalkyTop> three
<MalkyTop> four
<MalkyTop> YELLOW
<MalkyTop> DUMB
<MalkyTop> BUTTS
<MalkyTop> five
<MalkyTop> six
<MalkyTop> skip a few
<MalkyTop> ninety-nine
<MalkyTop> a hundred

Quote:* @DragonFogel waves a watch in front of Malky's face.
<@DragonFogel> You are getting verrry sleeeepy...
<PickYerPoison> Fogel she is already sleepy as heck
<MalkyTop> NO
<MalkyTop> I'm not
<MalkyTop> It's
<MalkyTop> Not sleepy
<MalkyTop> It's
<MalkyTop> BEYOND SLEEPY
<MalkyTop> I HAVE THE PLOWER
<MalkyTop> SLEEP
<MalkyTop> I have this cider
<MalkyTop> IT ENCHANCES MY POWER

Quote:<MalkyTop> am I sleepy
<MalkyTop> Is it
<PickYerPoison> Just...just go to bed.
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> Shut up
<PickYerPoison> It's okay
<MalkyTop> No
<PickYerPoison> Shhh
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> Shush
<PickYerPoison> It's alright
<MalkyTop> Buhr
<MalkyTop> NO
<PickYerPoison> Malky it's okay
<MalkyTop> Stop
<XX> malky what have you done
<MalkyTop> I'm
<MalkyTop> theorizing here
<PickYerPoison> We understand
<PickYerPoison> Shhhhhhhhhh
<XX> malky
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> brains
<MalkyTop> No
<PickYerPoison> Bed time for MalkyTop
<@DragonFogel> You can theorize in the morning.
<MalkyTop> NUH
<MalkyTop> NO
<PickYerPoison> Rock-a-bye Malky
<MalkyTop> YELLOW
<PickYerPoison> In the tree tops
<PickYerPoison> When the wind blows
<MalkyTop> TREE TOPS ARE DRAFTY
<PickYerPoison> The soda will pop
<MalkyTop> SEE
<MalkyTop> SEE
<MalkyTop> SEE
<MalkyTop> NO

Quote:<@RobustLaser> i forget the answer to the "two brothers one lies one tells the truth you have one question to ask them to find out which door to take"
<@RobustLaser> riddle
<PickYerPoison> cyber
<MalkyTop> I KNOW
<MalkyTop> NO
<MalkyTop> LET ME SAY
<MalkyTop> NO
<MalkyTop> NO
<MalkyTop> NO
<MalkyTop> NO
<MalkyTop> NO

Quote:<MalkyTop> NO
<MalkyTop> no
<MalkyTop> no
<MalkyTop> NO
<MalkyTop> Cber
<MalkyTop> cyber
<MalkyTop> cyber

Quote:<MalkyTop> Pip
<MalkyTop> I never
<MalkyTop> made
<MalkyTop> a nupple god
<PickYerPoison> :D
<PickYerPoison> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<PickYerPoison> YES YOU DID
<PickYerPoison> I HAVE THE PICTURE
<PickYerPoison> THAT YOU DREW
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> Pip
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> What
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> who is 'ys'
<PickYerPoison> <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://filesmelt.com/dl/Nipple_God.png">https://filesmelt.com/dl/Nipple_God.png</a><!-- m -->
<MalkyTop> OH NO
<MalkyTop> OH NO
<MalkyTop> Did I actually draw that when sleepy
<Ixcaliber> erm yeah i think you did
<PickYerPoison> This is why you need to go to bed earlier
<PickYerPoison> Because you draw me nipple gods

Quote:<MalkyTop> I hope MyiW didn't
<MalkyTop> make my chair wet

Quote:[18:29] MalkyTop That whole Ignanoo episode
[18:29] MalkyTop Was probably the most bizarre I've been.
[18:30] MrGuy Indubitably.
[18:30] Whimbrel Iganoo?
[18:30] XX malky is constantly on acid
[18:30] MalkyTop Shush you
[18:31] MalkyTop I feel like I'm naturally loopy
[18:32] MalkyTop It's just that I suppress it by day.
[18:32] MalkyTop But by night
[18:32] MalkyTop THE INHIBITION GLOVES ARE OFF
[18:32] MrGuy You could be a superhero.
[18:32] XX rrowr
[18:32] MalkyTop Yeah.
[18:33] MalkyTop I'd go up to yonder villain
[18:33] MalkyTop I'd suck in my gut and shout
[18:33] MalkyTop At the top of my lungs
[18:33] MalkyTop "I LIKE BITING CATS"
[18:34] MalkyTop My angry noise would be
[18:34] MalkyTop "Pffffrruuuuuuuoooooooooooh"
[18:34] MalkyTop And all my attacks are called "Bulling!"
[18:34] MalkyTop I'm the perfect superhero

Quote:[00:34] <MalkyTop> Wof isn't even hear
[00:34] <MalkyTop> Why did I say Woff
[00:34] <MalkyTop> Maybe because Woff has an 'f' at the end like barf
[00:34] <MalkyTop> I'm comparing Woff to barf
[00:34] <MalkyTop> I hate myself
[00:34] <MalkyTop> Don't tell her

Quote:<eternalshame> a moth just flew down and circled my hands
<eternalshame> and then flew off again
<Ix|worstWRiter> it is a sign
<eternalshame> yesterday one trapped in my room landed on my shoulder and made me put it outside
<MalkyTop> Circled
<MalkyTop> like
<MalkyTop> Circle around
<eternalshame> like it flew in a circle
<MalkyTop> Or circle /around/
<eternalshame> what
<MalkyTop> No they're diffrent
<MalkyTop> They're diffrerieng cirtles
<MalkyTop> CIRTLES
<MalkyTop> th best bettpet
<MalkyTop> They're different circles you see
<MalkyTop> Because one is circling around your hand
<MalkyTop> And one is circling /around/ your hand
<MalkyTop> You know
<MalkyTop> like
<MalkyTop> Circling abouve around
<MalkyTop> verse
<MalkyTop> Cricling around around
<MalkyTop> LIKE A BLANET
<MalkyTop> PLANET
<eternalshame> <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e348/EndlessClockwork/holla.png">https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e348/ ... /holla.png</a><!-- m -->
<Ix|worstWRiter> why did you have your hands like that?
<MalkyTop> Up in prayer
<eternalshame> I held them up so it could land on me
<MalkyTop> SO IT WAS LIKE A BLANET

Quote:<MalkyTop> GOING BACK TO SCHOLARLY READING NOW OKAY
<MalkyTop> NOBODY TALK ABOUT ME

Woffles Wrote:

This earns a spot in here.

Quote:* @RobustLaser
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> WHAT
<MalkyTop> WHO SAID THAT
<MalkyTop> IT'S A MYSTERY
<MalkyTop> WHAT
<MalkyTop> HUH
<MalkyTop> HUH
<Ixcaliber> mysterious
<MalkyTop> HUH
<MalkyTop> THER'S NOBODY THERE
* @RobustLaser
<MalkyTop> WHAT
<MalkyTop> OH NO
<MalkyTop> IT HAPPENED AGAIN
<MalkyTop> GHOST
<MalkyTop> GHOOOSTTSSSSSS
<MalkyTop> Are hauntieng
* @RobustLaser
<MalkyTop> AAAH
<MalkyTop> AAAAH
<MalkyTop> WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
<MalkyTop> IT'S FREAKING ME OUT
<Agengie>
<MalkyTop> Cybs, there's a ghost who wants to talk to you
<MalkyTop> I think it's angry
<MalkyTop> And wants revenge
* @RobustLaser
<MalkyTop> shit
<MalkyTop> it keeps happening
<MalkyTop> Robustlaaassseerrr
<MalkyTop> Robustlaaaaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeerrrrr
<MalkyTop> I have come for yooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuu
* @RobustLaser
<MalkyTop> SHIT
<Ixcaliber> this is spectacular
<MalkyTop> Why
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> What's happening
<MalkyTop> Is it happening more frequently
<MalkyTop> I think it's happening more frequently
* @RobustLaser
<MalkyTop> what's going onAHG
<MalkyTop> I'm confused
<MalkyTop> I don't know
<MalkyTop> what is this
<Agengie>
<@Pinary> Malky, is this causing you distress?
<MalkyTop> Someone tel me
<MalkyTop> I'm confused
<Ixcaliber> i'm choking
* @RobustLaser
<@Pinary> (This being cyber being not)
<MalkyTop> AGH
<MalkyTop> Being not what
<MalkyTop> what'
<MalkyTop> I don't know
<@Pinary> Not anything at all
<MalkyTop> what is this
<Ixcaliber> not alive any longer
<Ixcaliber> haunting us
<MalkyTop> HE DOESN'T EXIST?
* PickYerPoison
* @RobustLaser
* PickYerPoison
<MalkyTop> NOO
<MalkyTop> AGH
<MalkyTop> I DON'T UNDERSTAND
* @RobustLaser
* PickYerPoison
<MalkyTop> YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME NOW
<MalkyTop> YOU GUYS
<MalkyTop> ARE DOING THIS
* @Pinary pulls out a breathalyzer
<MalkyTop> YOU'RE TOTALLY MESSING WITH ME
<Ixcaliber> malky i don't know what you are talking about
* @RobustLaser
<MalkyTop> Is this like that thing where that guy was a ghost at the end--GH
<Ixcaliber> there is nothing going on
<@Pinary> Hmmm, looks like the ghost-o-mat is registering 0.08 ghost-ohms in this area!
<MalkyTop> There's a thing
<@Pinary> Clearly, there is some paranormal activity going on
<Ixcaliber> i think you are imagining things
<MalkyTop> And nobody's saying it
<MalkyTop> no
<MalkyTop> shut up
<Agengie>
<MalkyTop> Don't mess with me
<Agengie>
<MalkyTop> AND ALSO SOMEONE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL
* @RobustLaser
<Agengie>
<MalkyTop> Which isn't actually--GHR
<Agengie>
* Ixcaliber
<MalkyTop> NOOOO
<Agengie>
<MalkyTop> WHY MORE NAMES
<MalkyTop> DAMMIT
<MalkyTop> LOST TO THE ETHER
<Agengie>
<Agengie>
<MalkyTop> You guys
<MalkyTop> Stop
* @RobustLaser
<MalkyTop> Messing with me
* Agengie is now known as AgenTop
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> I'm surrounded by ghosts
<MalkyTop> Unless
* Ixcaliber
<MalkyTop> You explain
<MalkyTop> Plea--ghr
<AgenTop> and doppelgangers ^__^
<MalkyTop> nooooooo
<MalkyTop> What is this
<MalkyTop> I don't
<MalkyTop> Understand
<MalkyTop> It's scaring me
<MalkyTop> what is this
<MalkyTop> is this
<MalkyTop> a
<MalkyTop> thing
<MalkyTop> the thing that things do
<Ixcaliber> malky you should probably go to sleep
<MalkyTop> I can't sleep
<MalkyTop> Unless
<MalkyTop> I know
* @RobustLaser
<AgenTop>
<MalkyTop> ....
* @RobustLaser
<Ixcaliber> oh look ~ATH posted
<AgenTop>
<MalkyTop> NO
<MalkyTop> Tell me
<MalkyTop> what's going on
<MalkyTop> Please
<MalkyTop> I don't
<MalkyTop> Understand
<Ixcaliber> i mean ~ATH gave up
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> Noo
<MalkyTop> Whyyyyy
<MalkyTop> Why is this
* PickYerPoison
* @RobustLaser
<MalkyTop> I won't sleep
<Ixcaliber> malky they're just messing with you
<MalkyTop> BEFORE MORE FALLS TO THE ABYSSS
<MalkyTop> I know
<MalkyTop> I said that
<@Pinary> Well, I don't know about cyber
<MalkyTop> A lot
<MalkyTop> Because I know
<MalkyTop> BUT WHAT'S GOING ON
<@RobustLaser> /me
<MalkyTop> Because you guys are stinkers who like messing with me for giggles
<Ixcaliber> they're typing as though they're going to do something
<MalkyTop> Whuh
<Ixcaliber> but leaving it blank
<MalkyTop> oh
* Ixcaliber leaves it blank
<MalkyTop> That's
* Ixcaliber
<MalkyTop> anticlimactic
* AgenTop
<Ixcaliber> so get some sleep
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> Shut up
<@RobustLaser> well with me it was actually the demons